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#151
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Granted. In any scene or reference which would have included krogan, Kai Leng is there in their place.

I wish for cowboy hats.

Granted.  All male characters wear cowboy hats...and nothing else.

 

I wish for the return of the Novaguard. 



#152
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Granted.  All male characters wear cowboy hats...and nothing else.

 

I wish for the return of the Novaguard. 

Granted, but Charge no longer restores your shields/barriers. 

 

I wish our protagonist will carry over to the next game. 



#153
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Granted, but they will lose their memory between the games, and so much time will pass that most things will change into a single canon.

 

I wish for the Migrant Fleet.



#154
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Granted, but they will lose their memory between the games, and so much time will pass that most things will change into a single canon.

I wish for the Migrant Fleet.


You get the Migrant Fleet and it's Geth owners since they won.

I wish for the Mako.
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#155
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You get the Migrant Fleet and it's Geth owners since they won.

I wish for the Mako.

 

Granted it has a more powerful gun but moves much much slower it'll take two real hours to even move more than 20 feet.

 

 

I wish for hanar and/or elcor to be on the ship with us.



#156
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Granted it has a more powerful gun but moves much much slower it'll take two real hours to even move more than 20 feet.
 
 
I wish for hanar and/or elcor to be on the ship with us.


Granted, but they're the only squad members, and terrible at combat.

I wish for a playable origin story.

#157
LiL Reapur

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Granted. But you will only get to talk in dialog the entire time....plus it will be 3 hours long....

 

I Wish for a more bloodthirsty krogan teammate than wrex or grunt



#158
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Granted. But you will only get to talk in dialog the entire time....plus it will be 3 hours long....

 

I Wish for a more bloodthirsty krogan teammate than wrex or grunt

granted , you get a krogan that drink only blood so he never leave the medbay....

 

I wish for Anderson to be brough back alive...


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#159
LiL Reapur

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Granted. But he will in fact be a zombie trying to kill you and anyone close to you....

 

I wish there's a sexbot you can bang in the next game


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Granted. But he will in fact be a zombie trying to kill you and anyone close to you....

 

I wish there's a sexbot you can bang in the next game

 

Granted Fisto will make an appearance as an LI.

Alternatively

Granted but you will be electrocuted to death during foreplay 

 

I wish that we'll get a more varied crew and less daddy issues or mommy issues or family issues in general.


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#161
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Granted Fisto will make an appearance as an LI.

Alternatively

Granted but you will be electrocuted to death during foreplay 

 

I wish that we'll get a more varied crew and less daddy issues or mommy issues or family issues in general.

Granted! You will get a varied crew with none of the above issues. Instead they will send you on generic fetch quests to collect minerals and herbs and that will be the only thing that they talk about.

 

I would like the Drell to be in Andromeda and cured of Kepral's Syndrome.



#162
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Granted! You will get a varied crew with none of the above issues. Instead they will send you on generic fetch quests to collect minerals and herbs and that will be the only thing that they talk about.

 

I would like the Drell to be in Andromeda and cured of Kepral's Syndrome.

 

Granted they will be a tutorial NPCs and get killed off five minutes into the game.

 

I wish for no mind numbing fetch quests.



#163
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Granted they will be a tutorial NPCs and get killed off five minutes into the game.

 

I wish for no mind numbing fetch quests.

 

Granted. It will be mind-numbing escort missions complete with brutal quick-time events instead.

 

I wish for an awesome salarian squadmate


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#164
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Granted. It will be mind-numbing escort missions complete with brutal quick-time events instead.

 

I wish for an awesome salarian squadmate

Granted! However, his/her fast metabolism results in the need to take frequent bathroom breaks on missions (exit Mako every 30 seconds) or mission will insta-fail.

 

I wish for music stations playable while riding in the Mako.



#165
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Granted! However, his/her fast metabolism results in the need to take frequent bathroom breaks on missions  (exit Mako) or mission will insta-fail.

 

I wish for music stations playable while riding in the Mako.

 

Granted. All of the stations will be from one terrible asari singer screeching unintelligbly off-key, like Mariah Carey on several tons of helium. 

 

I wish for a male human character who I can bro-out with and not come on to me.



#166
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Granted. His name is Roman Bellic.

 

I wish for a galaxy map that is more in the style of ME1 than 2/3 (no model ship to fly around with).



#167
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Granted. His name is Roman Bellic.

 

I wish for a galaxy map that is more in the style of ME1 than 2/3 (no model ship to fly around with).

 

Granted, but you will have to mine for resources "fetch-quest" style ;)

 

I wish for this game to be an interactive soap opera set in space, with no combat and no multiplayer.



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Granted, but you will have to mine for resources "fetch-quest" style ;)

 

I wish for this game to be an interactive soap opera set in space, with no combat and no multiplayer.

Granted, but the entire storyline deals with discovering the identity of the father of your asari squadmate's baby.

 

I wish for entirely separate MP and SP modes with no crossover whatsoever.


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#169
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Granted, but it'll only be quick-time events that has you looking at the buttons to push and not on the story.

 

I wish for the ability to customize how a colony develops.



#170
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Granted, but it'll only be quick-time events that has you looking at the buttons to push and not on the story.

 

I wish for the ability to customize how a colony develops.

 

Granted but they'll be destroyed regardless but in different ways depending on how you had them develop.

 

I want well done NG+



#171
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Granted but they'll be destroyed regardless but in different ways depending on how you had them develop.

 

I want well done NG+

 

Granted, but it's only available after a casual difficulty runthrough.

 

I wish Kermit the Frog makes a cameo. 



#172
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Granted, but it's only available after a casual difficulty runthrough.

 

I wish Kermit the Frog makes a cameo. 

 

Granted Kermit will be the main villain of the game wanting revenge on you for stealing Ms Piggy away from him.

 

I wish for no cut scene quick time events.



#173
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Granted Kermit will be the main villain of the game wanting revenge on you for stealing Ms Piggy away from him.

 

I wish for no cut scene quick time events.

Granted, but every kill will use the same animation. Same thing with dodges, rolls, etc. No fancy cutscenes or action movie crap. 

I wish that the new ship has lots of details and things to do.



#174
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Granted, but since they spent so much time on the ship the devs didn't had enough to do the same with the alien worlds so they end up having to use the 4 old base layouts from ME1 in the new game.

 

I wish Shepard is in ME:Andromeda.



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Granted, but since they spent so much time on the ship the devs didn't had enough to do the same with the alien worlds so they end up having to use the 4 old base layouts from ME1 in the new game.

 

I wish Shepard is in ME:Andromeda.

 

Shepard will appear in slow, plodding, unskippable dream sequences where s/he will remind you of your inferiority and how you'll never measure up to their accomplishments.

 

I wish for a better soundtrack than the first trilogy.


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