Shepard will appear in slow, plodding, unskippable dream sequences where s/he will remind you of your inferiority and how you'll never measure up to their accomplishments.
I wish for a better soundtrack than the first trilogy.
Granted. The sound effects, on the other hand, are all made by the cast's voices.
I wish for the return of the M-96 Mattock.
EDIT: Damn it! Alright:
Granted but the game will crush when you use it.
I wish for M-920 Cain to come back.
I wish for a playable origin story.
Granted. But you will only get to talk in dialog the entire time....plus it will be 3 hours long.
I really don't see how this is corruption of a wish... I would actually like that. 
Ok you can only talk in internet cat videos.
I want cool heavy armor.
EDIT:oopsGranted. But you will have to buy a ten dollar dlc for it. I wish for a playable Turian
Granted but he is glitched just outside the bulkhead.
I want to be topless.
Granted. But 49.5 hours of the story will consist of people asking you to go different locations, collect 10-20 items and bring them back to them.
I want the character creator to have proper lighting and body sliders.
Congratulatory celebrations are in order you get it but the lighting is all in green and you can only play as a transexual.
Looks like the ball needs to get rolling again! I want Matriarch Aethyta on the ship.
Looks like the ball needs to get rolling again! I want Matriarch Aethyta on the ship.
granted, but you only get her voice over the ship's speakers, saying things like "you have a new message, commander"
I want trial-by-combat options when dealing with new alien species
granted, but you only get her voice over the ship's speakers, saying things like "you have a new message, commander"
I want trial-by-combat options when dealing with new alien species
Granted! You've just insulted an Andromedan T-Rex. Now you get to brawl with one of its parents. 
I want to meet a sentient rock person.
Granted! You've just insulted an Andromedan T-Rex. Now you get to brawl with one of its parents.
I want to meet a sentient rock person.
granted but to communicate with it you must lie face down so that your forehead is in direct contact with it.
I want to choose my own name for the ship.
granted but to communicate with it you must lie face down so that your forehead is in direct contact with it.
I want to choose my own name for the ship.
Granted but the crew and all NPCs will call it by a predetermined name regardless of your choice.
I wish for no asari companion.
Granted but the crew and all NPCs will call it by a predetermined name regardless of your choice.
I wish for no asari companion.
Granted, but... well, sh*t. ... okay, the last two-thirds of the game take place on a planet inhabited solely by asari.
Granted, but... well, sh*t. ... okay, the last two-thirds of the game take place on a planet inhabited solely by asari.
Not much of a corruption. I can live with that so long as I don't have one as a companion 
I wish for fun story and gameplay.
(I really need to start thinking of some silly ones instead)
Not much of a corruption. I can live with that so long as I don't have one as a companion
I wish for fun story and gameplay.
(I really need to start thinking of some silly ones instead)
That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!"
granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries
I want the universal translator to fail sometimes.
That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!"
granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries
I want the universal translator to fail sometimes.
That would feel almost like cheating if you did that
Granted but it'll fail only when critical need to know information is being said and the journal will record it in the alien langue as well.
I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.
That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!"
granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries
I want the universal translator to fail sometimes.
I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.
That would feel almost like cheating if you did that
Granted but it'll fail only when critical need to know information is being said and the journal will record it in the alien langue as well.
I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.
...nice corruption there. i like it.
Granted but it only uses its biotics on you.
Jacob somehow makes it into ME:A and when he asks if you're willing to take a heavy risk, the universal translator fails to tell him no.
Suffice to say, the priiize is not worth it.
I wish for Star Child to return.
EDIT:
NO. Nonononono. No. N. O. No.... okay, granted but only as a listing in the end credits after its content was cut from the game prior to release
EDIT: Oops, forgot to wish for something. I want the possibility of a mutiny on the ship.
Granted. But as requirement, you have to relive the whole end of ME3 at the end of Andromeda. I want to bang a Geth
Granted needless to say torn flesh and electrocution will be part of that, they are rough lovers.
I want Javik. Or a prothen like Javik but preferably Javik.
Granted needless to say torn flesh and electrocution will be part of that, they are rough lovers.
I want Javik.
Yes me too! I mean... Granted, but he'll be a VI like Vigil or Vendetta.
I want squadmates to spend time in the medbay if they're wounded during a mission, like in x-com: enemy unknown.
Granted, but only when they are dying and you need to hold their hand while they slip away cause you failed.
I want more hairstyles in CC.
Granted, but only when they are dying and you need to hold their hand while they slip away cause you failed.
I want more hairstyles in CC.
Great corruption.
Granted they'll be all shaved styles and friar tucks with variations in them. All dead ugly too of course.
I wish for a prothen romance.
Retour en haut