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#176
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Shepard will appear in slow, plodding, unskippable dream sequences where s/he will remind you of your inferiority and how you'll never measure up to their accomplishments.

 

I wish for a better soundtrack than the first trilogy.

Granted. The sound effects, on the other hand, are all made by the cast's voices. 

 

I wish for the return of the M-96 Mattock.


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#177
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EDIT: Damn it! Alright:

 

 

Granted but the game will crush when you use it.

 

I wish for M-920 Cain to come back.

 

 

 

I wish for a playable origin story.

 

 

Granted. But you will only get to talk in dialog the entire time....plus it will be 3 hours long.

I really don't see how this is corruption of a wish... I would actually like that. :)



#178
Decepticon Leader Sully

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Ok you can only talk in internet cat videos.

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I want cool heavy armor.



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Granted. But you will have to buy a ten dollar dlc for it. I wish for a playable Turian

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Granted. But you will have to buy a ten dollar dlc for it. I wish for a playable Turian

EDIT:oops

Granted, but only in the tutorial mission, where they will suffer Jenkins' fate.
 
I want the volus pizza guy from the Citadel DLC to be ship's pilot.

#181
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Granted but he is glitched just outside the bulkhead.

 

I want to be topless.



#182
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Granted. But your ****** are blurred. I want a 50+ hour story

#183
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Granted.  But 49.5 hours of the story will consist of people asking you to go different locations, collect 10-20 items and bring them back to them.

I want the character creator to have proper lighting and body sliders.



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Congratulatory celebrations are in order you get it but the lighting is all in green and you can only play as a transexual.



#185
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Looks like the ball needs to get rolling again! I want Matriarch Aethyta on the ship.



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Looks like the ball needs to get rolling again! I want Matriarch Aethyta on the ship.

granted, but you only get her voice over the ship's speakers, saying things like "you have a new message, commander" 

 

I want trial-by-combat options when dealing with new alien species 



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granted, but you only get her voice over the ship's speakers, saying things like "you have a new message, commander" 

 

I want trial-by-combat options when dealing with new alien species 

Granted! You've just insulted an Andromedan T-Rex. Now you get to brawl with one of its parents.  :P

 

I want to meet a sentient rock person.



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Granted! You've just insulted an Andromedan T-Rex. Now you get to brawl with one of its parents.  :P

 

I want to meet a sentient rock person.

granted but to communicate with it you must lie face down so that your forehead is in direct contact with it. 

 

I want to choose my own name for the ship. 



#189
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granted but to communicate with it you must lie face down so that your forehead is in direct contact with it. 

 

I want to choose my own name for the ship. 

 

Granted but the crew and all NPCs will call it by a predetermined name regardless of your choice.

 

I wish for no asari companion.



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Granted but the crew and all NPCs will call it by a predetermined name regardless of your choice.

 

I wish for no asari companion.

Granted, but... well, sh*t. ... okay, the last two-thirds of the game take place on a planet inhabited solely by asari. 



#191
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Granted, but... well, sh*t. ... okay, the last two-thirds of the game take place on a planet inhabited solely by asari. 

 

Not much of a corruption. I can live with that so long as I don't have one as a companion :lol:

 

 

I wish for fun story and gameplay.

 

(I really need to start thinking of some silly ones instead)



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Not much of a corruption. I can live with that so long as I don't have one as a companion :lol:

 

 

I wish for fun story and gameplay.

 

(I really need to start thinking of some silly ones instead)

That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!" :P 

 

granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries

 

I want the universal translator to fail sometimes. 



#193
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That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!" :P

 

granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries

 

I want the universal translator to fail sometimes. 

 

That would feel almost like cheating if you did that :lol:

 

Granted but it'll fail only when critical need to know information is being said and the journal will record it in the alien langue as well.

 

I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.



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That one threw me because I do want an asari companion, and just wanted to answer, "well you can't have that wish!" :P

granted, but the most fun part of the gameplay and story will be navigating the galaxy map and reading/listening to the codex entries

I want the universal translator to fail sometimes.


Jacob somehow makes it into ME:A and when he asks if you're willing to take a heavy risk, the universal translator fails to tell him no.
Suffice to say, the priiize is not worth it.

I wish for Star Child to return.

EDIT: :ph34r:

I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.


You get your biotic varren and it's biotic scale itch.

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That would feel almost like cheating if you did that :lol:

 

Granted but it'll fail only when critical need to know information is being said and the journal will record it in the alien langue as well.

 

I want a pet with biotics like what Jack had.

;) ...nice corruption there. i like it.

 

Granted but it only uses its biotics on you. 

 

Jacob somehow makes it into ME:A and when he asks if you're willing to take a heavy risk, the universal translator fails to tell him no.
Suffice to say, the priiize is not worth it.

I wish for Star Child to return.

EDIT: :ph34r:

NO. Nonononono. No. N. O. No.... okay, granted but only as a listing in the end credits after its content was cut from the game prior to release

 

 

EDIT: Oops, forgot to wish for something. I want the possibility of a mutiny on the ship. 


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#196
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Granted. But as requirement, you have to relive the whole end of ME3 at the end of Andromeda. I want to bang a Geth

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Granted. But as requirement, you have to relive the whole end of ME3 at the end of Andromeda. I want to bang a Geth

 

Granted needless to say torn flesh and electrocution will be part of that, they are rough lovers.

 

I want Javik. Or a prothen like Javik but preferably Javik.


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Granted needless to say torn flesh and electrocution will be part of that, they are rough lovers.

 

I want Javik.

Yes me too! I mean... Granted, but he'll be a VI like Vigil or Vendetta. 

 

I want squadmates to spend time in the medbay if they're wounded during a mission, like in x-com: enemy unknown. 


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Granted, but only when they are dying and you need to hold their hand while they slip away cause you failed.

 

I want more hairstyles in CC.



#200
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Granted, but only when they are dying and you need to hold their hand while they slip away cause you failed.

 

I want more hairstyles in CC.

 

Great corruption.

 

Granted they'll be all shaved styles and friar tucks with variations in them. All dead ugly too of course.

 

I wish for a prothen romance.