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#201
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Great corruption.

 

Granted they'll be all shaved styles and friar tucks with variations in them. All dead ugly too of course.

 

I wish for a prothen romance.

Granted but after spending the whole game building the relationship, it ends when you decide you're incompatible after ten seconds of shared physical contact.

 

I want meaningful choices. 


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Great corruption.

Granted they'll be all shaved styles and friar tucks with variations in them. All dead ugly too of course.

I wish for a prothen romance.


You get your Prothean romance. You also get constant lectures about how their cycle did romance better.

I wish for Kai Leng to return.
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#203
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Granted but after spending the whole game building the relationship, it ends when you decide you're incompatible after ten seconds of shared physical contact.

 

I want meaningful choices. 

 

Granted, but they're all about watering your plant and choosing your lunch. (Sorry, Life is Strange, it was the best joke I could come up with)

 

I want the Return of the Lancer.


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#204
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I wish for Kai Leng to return.

Granted, but he is the only LI in the game, and the final romance scene has him 'upgrading' you with Reaperware.

 

I want the Return of the Lancer.

Granted, but you can only obtain it by jumping up some very steep rocks at a very precise angle. Getting the angle wrong leads to you sliding aaaaaaall the way back to the bottom.

 

I wish the engineer class has combat drones again and other mechanical helpers.


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#205
HuldraDancer

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Granted but they can't take a hit and have very long recharge times.

 

 

I wish for heavy freckles options and scars in the CC for both genders.



#206
LiL Reapur

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Granted. But the Freckles will cover the players body. Not the face, and the scars will only be so tiny they will barely be visable...

 

I wish the asari in MEA isn't as dense as liara was in ME1



#207
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Granted. But the Freckles will cover the players body. Not the face, and the scars will only be so tiny they will barely be visable...

 

I wish the asari in MEA isn't as dense as liara was in ME1

Granted. They are denser than Liara in ME1.

I wish that the next ME have a Hanar NPC that acts like Blasto. 



#208
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I wish that the next ME have a Hanar NPC that acts like Blasto. 

 

Granted, he'll want everyone to Enkindle this.

 

I wish that Andromeda is bigger than the Milky way on the next game.



#209
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Granted, but you'll have to travel throughout the star systems on real time..

 

I wish we could micromanage our ships more, giving them some overboosting capacity but with the risk of an critical failure.


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Granted, but you'll have to travel throughout the star systems on real time..

 

I wish we could micromanage our ships more, giving them some overboosting capacity but with the risk of an critical failure.

Granted, but if you have a critical failure the game ends and erases your saves.

 

I wish for a Dessert Planet. Not Desert, dessert!



#211
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Granted, but if you have a critical failure the game ends and erases your saves.

 

I wish for a Dessert Planet. Not Desert, dessert!

 

Granted, but the moment you discover it, the system's star goes supernova.

 

I wish for a level system where we could pick our tech/biotic powers.



#212
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Granted, but you can only choose a couple. The rest are set in stone.

 

I wish for the Quarian Master Race.



#213
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Granted, but you can only choose a couple. The rest are set in stone.

I wish for the Quarian Master Race.


You get their corpses since the Geth winning is canon.

I wish for Javik to return.

#214
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Granted, but he throws you out of an airlock.

 

I wish for 10 endings.



#215
Duelist

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Granted, but he throws you out of an airlock.

I wish for 10 endings.


I'll take it!

You get 10 variations of Star Child showing up to force you to choose red, blue or green endings.

I wish for a robot companion.

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Granted, but the robot is no more than a small unarmed drone.

 

I wish for a "Geth have died" canon.



#217
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@ Alexi: Granted, but you can't interact with anything in it and it basically just sits there. Also, you have to play Pinnacle Station to get it.

 

I wish that our character is allowed to express self-doubt.

 

 

@Drantriges: Granted, but then they're brought back to life via unrealistic contrivances almost immediately.

Granted, but right after the character commits suacide. 

 

I wish to know what happened to my squad-mates, or well, everyone I knew in the Shepard triology. Especially my romance. Omn... like as if someone had done a biography of everyone and my character comes pick it up. 



#218
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Granted, but the robot is no more than a small unarmed drone.

I wish for a "Geth have died" canon.


The Geth dying is canon but that's only because Destroy is. The quarians still lost

I wish for a quad bike.

#219
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The Geth dying is canon but that's only because Destroy is. The quarians still lost

I wish for a quad bike.


Granted, you get a bicycle with a seat, designed for krogan.

I wish for a zero G mission in ME:A.

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Granted, you get a bicycle with a seat, designed for krogan.

I wish for a zero G mission in ME:A.

 

Granted, but it turns out to be a mission where none of the text or dialog contain the letter G.

 

I'd like a nice steak dinner.


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#221
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Granted, but it turns out to be a mission where none of the text or dialog contain the letter G.

 

I'd like a nice steak dinner.

 

Granted, but it's a Dextro dinner.

 

I want the Quarian victory to be canon, Duelist. Come at me! :D



#222
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Granted, but it's a Dextro dinner.

I want the Quarian victory to be canon, Duelist. Come at me! :D


The quarians victory is canon but so is their crap immune system and stupidity.
Upon removing their masks to breathe Rannoch's air, they all promptly drop dead.

I wish to see more living Protheans.

#223
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The quarians victory is canon but so is their crap immune system and stupidity.
Upon removing their masks to breathe Rannoch's air, they all promptly drop dead.

I wish to see more living Protheans.

 

Granted, but you soon find out that these living Protheans are only alive because their change into Collectors has never finished.

 

I don't even wish for anything anymore. Duelist broke all my hope. :P



#224
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Granted. But you are given three wishes by an unknown benefactor that you must use by midnight Saturday or else the ending to ME: Andromeda will suck.

 

I wish that there is no planet scanning in ME:A



#225
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Granted. But you are given three wishes by an unknown benefactor that you must use by midnight Saturday or else the ending to ME: Andromeda will suck.

 

I wish that there is no planet scanning in ME:A

Granted.  In an attempt to encourage exploration, you have to guess where everything on the planet is.  

 

I wish omniblades looked better