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[themikefest]

being a traitorous toaster around a quarian with a knife.

Too bad she didn't do that while the gethvi/legion were uploading the code.  

[Quarian Master Race]

Too bad she didn't do that while the gethvi/legion were uploading the code.  

indeed, but forcing nice paragon drones to take an interrupt and shoot someone might have hurt their wittle feelings.

Glad I got to put a few bullets into the traitor at least.

[WittyUsername]

Being a foolish lesser creature who tangled with the Biotic God.

[DarthSliver]

Being a foolish lesser creature who tangled with the Biotic God.

 

Thinking you are a powerful Biotic God despite being a Volus

[Batarian Master Race]

Be a Batarian around Shepard

 

::C

[ffejita]

Death by snu snu via female Yahg

[HuldraDancer]

Having an asteroid tossed at the planet you're on.

[Vespervin]

Being eaten by a tiny thresher maw.

[DaemionMoadrin]

Being eaten by a tiny thresher maw.

 

How tiny? Does it crawl inside you and start eating your organs first?

[KaiserShep]

being a traitorous toaster around a quarian with a knife.

 

The internet has ruined me. I see this scene and Shepard's face, and all I can think of is:

 

 

 

 

[aerisblight]

Falling through a fish tank

[DarthSliver]

Being Shepard's flagship Normandy SR-1

[BronzTrooper]

Pissing off the one Spectre who could've sent the Alliance to save you.

[KumoriYami]

...having one's head removed before it being attached to either the CIC of the Normandy or have it mounted on someone's personal cruiser.

[Quarian Master Race]

The internet has ruined me. I see this scene and Shepard's face, and all I can think of is:

 

 

 

 

I lol'd

Also note how Tali's knife is on her left boot and she guts the toaster with the left hand, but holds guns in a right handed stance. Laziness.

[DaemionMoadrin]

I lol'd

Also note how Tali's knife is on her left boot and she guts the toaster with the left hand, but holds guns in a right handed stance. Laziness.

 

Maybe she's ambidextrous. Or the left is the knife hand?

[Quarian Master Race]

Maybe she's ambidextrous. Or the left is the knife hand?

Quarians all salute with the left hand as well. We're all left handed, biower was just too lazy to give us combat animations because of racism.

[Nitrocuban]

Mating with a female Krogan?

[KaiserShep]

Mating with a female Krogan?

That would be its own mini game. As it progresses, the character's health decreases and you have to disengage before critical mission failure.

[Umiine]

Charging a krogan. (Still my favorite thing to do, though.)

[WittyUsername]

When Shepard has enough points.

 

[Former_Fiend]

Monologuing while standing over pipes full of flammable gases. 

[Vespervin]

Being crushed by the leg of a Reaper as it lands on a planet.

[Massa FX]

One way to die:

 

Being like Jenkins and taking direct hits to my suit with sub-par barriers or shields... 

(What was he thinking?)

[Former_Fiend]

Being one of Samara's daughters.