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How do Quarians Poop?


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So Quarians are so fragile that they have to spend their lives living in environmentally contained suits, lest they contract some disease. I've noticed that on the Normandy, the restroom was very primitively designed. Meaning Tali(or any other quarian) would have to disrobe partially in order to defecate. So how does Tali poop on the Normandy? I have theorized that Quarians have a strictly liquid diet, in conjuction with suits that use some sort of space magic to purify liquid bodily waste, similar to NASA in real life. However, I've noticed that in the Presidium, that there are restaurants that advertise food designed specifically for Quarians. This means that all Quarians have to poop somehow.

 

 


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Any time you have a 'how does this work' question concerning the Mass Effect universe, the answer is 'mass effect fields'.

 

Don't question it, or else you end up with threads like... well, these.

 

I'm so glad to be posting in the quarian poop thread, you guys have no idea.


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There's a thread called "Things that don't make sense." That's where this belongs.


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You know that emergency induction port?

 

Well, one can dream...


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I remember reading something like this. Look up Stillsuits from Dune


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Sinophile

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I am vaguely familiar with those because of the movies. However if I remember correctly they were designed for a hostile desert environment, as opposed to everyday wear for someone who gets sick easy. Still, I see what you are saying.



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I'm so glad to be posting in the quarian poop thread, you guys have no idea.

Indeed, my favourite topic.

If you are really interested, this question is answered in Ascension.

"Our suits are equipped to store several days worth of waste in sealed compartments between the inner and outer layer. The suit can then be flushed, discharging the waste into any common sanitation facility - like the toilet on your shuttle - without exposing the wearer to outside contaminants"

according to drunk Tali, it can also be broken down by mass effect fields. She also pees in her suit in the elevator if you bring her and Liara to fight the clone in Citadel DLC.

Isn't that all lovely? Do you not feel more fulfilled knowing it now? Tell your friends all about your new knowlege of quarian excretions, so you existence can be as sad as mine is for being able to answer it.


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 She also pees in her suit in the elevator if you bring her and Liara to fight the clone in Citadel DLC.

 

Tali and Liara's dialogue during Citadel DLC.


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What does Tali's poop taste like?


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Chicken


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Is it finger lickin' good?


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What does Tali's poop taste like?

 

Oh dear.

 

Nope. This was not the thread I was looking for.


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I remember reading something like this. Look up Stillsuits from Dune


I came in here to say they all wear some manner of Stillsuit but QMR answered the question perfectly. For a quarian. Filthy vagrants the lot of them.
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