I imagine that this could be a line of dialogue:
"I sexually Identify as a Mako armoured personnel carrier. Ever since I was young I dreamed of soaring over the fields delivering goomba stomps on disgusting indigeonous lifeforms. People say to me that a person being a Mako is Impossible but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install armor plating and kinetic barriers, high explosive mass accelerator cannons and thanix missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me amazing and respect my right to smash from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a vehicliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."
Imagine a Mako with a AI personality that you could influence throughout the game to make your own character.