I was dozing recently and then it hit what's been missing in every game released recently. The one thing that could lift a game from the modern run of mediocrity and lift it into epic platinum.
None of them have a kraken.
All of them need a kraken.
No wonder this years games all seem 'meh'.
In not one can you, the player, hear the magic words "Release the kraken"
The Problem With Modern Games
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mousestalker
, juil. 17 2015 11:48
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Posté 17 juillet 2015 - 11:53
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 04:12
The Devlish Redhead
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Well there was that game "Day of the tentacle" back in the day of lucasarts games
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 04:31
Decepticon Leader Sully
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Thats because the Kraken is Nordic how many recent games are nordic?
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 04:32
A Crusty Knight Of Colour
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Age of Mythology had Krakens. Ergo, Age of Mythology is GOAT.
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 04:33
Fidite Nemini
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Well there was that game "Day of the tentacle" back in the day of lucasarts games
Sounds like my kind of game, huehuehue ...
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 05:08
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Yes i do have the dignety of a 5 yearold.
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 05:14
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If Bioware makes a Kraken, will it be romanceable?
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Posté 18 juillet 2015 - 05:30
Fidite Nemini
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If Bioware makes a Kraken, will it be romanceable?
I'm sure it would ... suck.
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Posté 19 juillet 2015 - 04:31
The Devlish Redhead
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I'm sure it would ... suck.
haha lol
