It would sorta be delicious irony if there's one waiting for me in one of my three chests from last weekend (both commendation chests - weekend challenge and first star of Varric's tale - plus the community victory chest). I haven't bothered to open them yet because I'm pretty much despondent about the reward chests anymore. But maybe tonight will be the night? Who knows? I've said that for so many months now that... eh.
I'll share this much. I sent in 11 entries to the Relics of Thedas contest entry... 10 as real entries and one entirely as a joke entry. Since the joke entry contains my screen name and, thus, breaks one of the rules of the contest, I know it has zero viability and will share it here for laughs. I sent it in largely to make some BioWare folks laugh as well.
Name: Lord William’s Invisible Superb Ring of Life-Drain
Type: Ring
Stat Modifiers:
Stats
10% Heal on Kill
Passives
10% faster movement speed when in stealth
Enter stealth when not attacking during combat
Backstory Description: In the southern reaches of Nevarra lived a champion dragon hunter. One day, the warrior grew bored of simply slaying the beasts in the name of her lord, so she set about raising a few and training them to race as horses do. However, one trophy from her questing days continued to elude her: a Superb Ring of Life-Drain. Despite her achievements in gaining high dragon trophies, that one accessory seemed to fall into the hands of every other warrior but her.
In northern Nevarra ruled Ser William, a rival to the Dragon Racer’s master. Knowing the champion’s one missing trophy, he thought it good fun to set his court mage, Enchanter Lucas, on a task: to enchant every Superb Ring of Life-Drain entering the country with a charm that would make it appear visible to everyone but the Dragon Racer. As a side effect of the enchantment, the rings also gained stealth bonuses for their bearers.
If you have just received this accessory and codex entry, then congratulations! You can rest easy knowing that you are not, in fact, the unlucky Dragon Racer of southern Nevarra.
With Lord William, of course, being Billy and Enchanter Lucas being St. BLuke. 
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