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[Al Foley]

Yes,Bioware,Yes.

This would be better with exclamation points...perhaps with *screaming*

[thats1evildude]

I dislike the lack of proper horse anatomy in this game. It makes sense with the dracolisks since lizards keep everything internal in a sort of crotch pocket, but the horses and harts should have hangy bits.

 

That's a pretty common trope.

 

Just assume they're there.

[The Lone Shadow]

It looks like the horse just pooped her out. Wait, did Bioware slip some vore porn into DA:I? Is that why we have mounts Bioware? Just to fuel your weird fetishes? By the way, if you don't know what vore is, don't look it up, its better for you to remain ignorant on somethings.

 

Attempting to come up with a pornographic version.

 

Four so far..

 

My Little Penis (which doesn't really work, for reasons I won't go into )

My Large Pony

My Lustful Pony

My Large Penis?

 

..

 

I'll just be going now.

 

That aaah part in the opening could also be pornographic.

 

"My little pony, my little pony, ahh{ insert I've reached by peak ahhs from a porno}" 

 

and at the end of the song it could say.

 

"You are all my very best lays."

 

If you do this with a Bog Unicorn then that would be both bestiality and necrophilia.

 

If all the ponies were zombies, could we call it "My Little Necrophiliac."

[The Lone Shadow]

This song seems very fitting to me.

 

[AstraDrakkar]

Also anyone who has ever dealt with horses knows they poop like about every 5 minutes - lol. Why does nobody in the game industry seem to know that?

[The Lone Shadow]

They compensated for that by having them poop out humans instead. This is actually a hidden piece of lore, where did humans come from if they weren't native to Thedas? The answer, right out of a horse's rear end.

[thats1evildude]

Also anyone who has ever dealt with horses knows they poop like about every 5 minutes - lol. Why does nobody in the game industry seem to know that?

 

Blackwall: They're only horses.

Cassandra: They're not horses. They're dung monsters with hooves and tails.

[ElementalFury106]

Lmao.

 

that was such an appropriate "lmao"

[Ghost of Abraham Lincoln]

Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brought forth OHMYGOD WHAT AM I SEEING MY EYES MY EYES THE GIANT STOVEPIPE HAT DOES NOTHING TO PROTECT ME FROM THE SIGHT OF IT 

[Toasted Llama]

Yes,Bioware,Yes.

 

You're doing it wrong.

 

Here let me help:

 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I had completely forgotten about this thread. I'm busy searching for something else, but this is still my favourite DA:I moment. Or my least favourite.

 

I haven't decided.

[Dancing_Dolphin]

Kudos to you for reviving a thread that should have never died.

[Shizukai]

This thread contains all the sexual tension we need in life.

[diaspora2k5]

AceVentura.gif?

[Serza]

This is all kinds of wrong.

 

Show it again!

[CoM Solaufein]

This must be a foreign glitch of DAI. That kind of thing is illegal in the States.

[Donk]

Keeping with the tradition

 

http://forum.bioware...romance-option/

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Keeping with the tradition

 

http://forum.bioware...romance-option/

 

How is that not locked!? 

[Donk]

How is that not locked!?

I know right. Especially when the Cullen version was.

[SomberXIII]

I love it when threads like these get unearthed so we could have fun again or be able catch the missed ones. 

[lynroy]

How did I forget about this thread? Oh the horror.

[Kantr]

Is it just with the horse or does the inquisitor also do questionable deeds with other mounts?

[Al Foley]

Is it just with the horse or does the inquisitor also do questionable deeds with other mounts?

Well I have heard that Druffy the Druffalo was supposed to be a bi romance option...

[greenbrownblue]

 

Not appropriate! Not covered by "M" Rating! Think of the children!!! 

PEGI 18

[The Qun & the Damned]

 

Not appropriate! Not covered by "M" Rating! Think of the children!!! 

i think that's still legal in at least six of the 34 states it's legal in.