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Born Of Fire: Definitive Proof of the Vorcha Master Race


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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Settling all master race disputes (yeah, that's right.)

 

 

The award goes to the Vorcha.

 

The definitive proof occurs during the slowed-down sequences. Pay particular attention to the frame just before the P-Bomb explodes. You will see, if you watch very carefully:

 

- As the Possessed Abomination runs forward, the Vorcha reaches out with his right hand.

 

- Just before contact, the Vorcha pulls the abomination's lip over its head and slaps it around a little. Then he kicks it in the nuts. I believe the kick is the damage that causes the explosion.

 

- During the first two frames of the explosion, you can just make out the Vorcha giving the Scion the finger with his right hand, while making a mocking masturbation gesture with his left hand (please make special note of the coordination necessary to do this, it's like patting your head while circling the other hand around your stomach.)

 

Of course, if you are unable to make out those events (they really happen fast, over only a few frames, total) be aware that this is either because you aren't thinking happy thoughts, or because you were not sprinkled with enough fairy dust as a child (or both, I suppose.)


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I hate to break you, but my Drell can do the same :P

 

Still, Vorcha a awesome. Not as much as Drell, but still... :P


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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Someone wasn't sprinkled with enough fairy dust.


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I-Frame Master Race.



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GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!! YYYEEEEESSSSSS!!!! VORCHA SUPREME MASTER RACE!!! THANK YOU JEREMIAH!!! GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY REALIZES!! YOU PAY HOMAGE TO US!! VORCHA HUMBLED!! VORCHA KNOWN TO TAUNT AND HARASS ENEMIES IN COMBAT!! DO IT FAST! GRRAAAAAGH!! NO ONE CAN SEE!!! HAND QUICKER THAN EYES!!! WE ADD INSULT TO INJURY TO ALL ENEMIES! ECSPECIALLY SPACE BUGS!! 

 

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Deerber

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Someone wasn't sprinkled with enough fairy dust.

 

I don't need it.

I'm a Drell :P :pinched:



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Thank you for vindicating me!  I have always told people this much, and they have all consistently, without exception, continuously mocked me, even to this day!  They wonder what is wrong with my head, or what is wrong with my eyes.  I know what I know.  Without a questionable doubt, the Vorcha jerks off with his left hand, especially when meleeing.  There.  I can finally say it pubicly again!


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Jeremiah12LGeek

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For the record, the first "like" this thread received was from Vorcha Master Baits.

 

As it should be.

 

 

In so many ways.


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Excella Gionne

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Sneaky Pyro sneaks up behind you and proves you dead wrong.



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ClydeInTheShell

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So someone had the patience to teach Vorcha the way of hax. 

 

I see nothing impressive here beyond the perseverance of the instructor.


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Amazing and sad that so many people can't see through the frames to the invincible supremacy of the Vorcha.


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Disgusting filthy, flaming vermin should be thrown out the airlock.

 

Except the engineer who is a refined classy individual. 



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Tantum Dic Verbo

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I don't need it.
I'm a Drell :P :pinched:


That's because the Drell excrete the stuff. Look at the outfits--they're really just tall leprechauns.
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GRRAAAGH!!! IMMUNE TO DISEASE! IMMUNE TO INSULTS!! WE REGENERATE AND MASTURBATE ALL AT ONCE!! ADAPT TO ANY ATMOSPHERE QUICKLY! MELT STUPID THINGS LIKE BABIES AND POLITICIANS! VORCHA SO GREAT THAT WE WILL BE ALL OVER ANDROMEDA SOON! BURNING CRYBABIES LEFT AND RIGHT WHILE CARRYING FLAGS WITH JOHNNY CASH ON THEM!! WE! ARE! SUPREEEEEEEEMMMME!!!!!!!


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Deerber

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That's because the Drell excrete the stuff. Look at the outfits--they're really just tall leprechauns.

 

That was pretty much my point, yeah ;)



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This is the picture you should've posted for the supremacy of the Vorcha:

 

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^reminds me of a mk baddass, less the muscles



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GRRAAAGH!!! IMMUNE TO DISEASE! IMMUNE TO INSULTS!! WE REGENERATE AND MASTURBATE ALL AT ONCE!! ADAPT TO ANY ATMOSPHERE QUICKLY! MELT STUPID THINGS LIKE BABIES AND POLITICIANS! VORCHA SO GREAT THAT WE WILL BE ALL OVER ANDROMEDA SOON! BURNING CRYBABIES LEFT AND RIGHT WHILE CARRYING FLAGS WITH JOHNNY CASH ON THEM!! WE! ARE! SUPREEEEEEEEMMMME!!!!!!!

I <3 this Vorcha.


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NuclearTech76

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This is the picture you should've posted for the supremacy of the Vorcha:

 

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You know he really should have a beer in one hand and a shot glass in the other one to go with the cigar. 



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Deerber

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This is the picture you should've posted for the supremacy of the Vorcha:

 

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I miss Stysiaq :lol:



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This is the picture you should've posted for the supremacy of the Vorcha:

 

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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!! WE OFFER WORSHIP AND VIRGIN SACRIFICES TO MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!!! BURN ASARI TEETS OFF IN NAME OF MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!!! 


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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!! WE OFFER WORSHIP AND VIRGIN SACRIFICES TO MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!!! BURN ASARI TEETS OFF IN NAME OF MIGHTY GIGAVORCHA!!! 

 

Seems like a reasonably designed fella.

He'd have an enhanced version of Bloodlust called 'Bloodf#@k'.

It allows for regeneration of both layers of health.  And armor.  And barriers.  And shields.  And phat stogies.


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WE ACTUALLY DON'T WORSHIP GIGAVORCHA ANYMORE! POOPS TOO MUCH! WE NOW WORSHIP THE GREAT ALMIGHTY HAIR OF DONALD TRUMP!!


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[X] Nice Necro

[X] Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool


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