So the rules are simple: The poster above you will list three characters from any of the ME games. You will reply to this post by saying which one you'd marry, which one you'd fornicate with, and which one you'd kill. You also have to explain why. After which, you will list your own three characters.
I'll start:
Anderson, Hackett, and default male Renegade Shepard
Commando Shepard is on Kill.... That's all I'm sayin'.
fork renegade Sheploo, because why the hell not? it'd make for a great anecdote, at least.
marry Hackett, most likely will die soon anyway and I'll inherit a pile of cash. he is also the most likeable out of these three bad choices.
kill Anderson, never warmed to him, found him shoehorned into the position of 'father figure', found his voice-acting a tad annoying.
Sovereign, Harbinger, and the Catalyst. (good luck ahaha).
marry Harbinger - like him in ME2
fornicate Sovereign - because it wouldn't last long
kill - catalyst aka Levaithan turd because the thing took the look of a kid
Harkin, Wreav, Udina
Marry Udina; he's got a well-paying job and isn't too hideous. Kill Harkin, because I definitely don't want to screw him. And Wreav, well... What can I say?
Bray, Anto, Balak.
Kirrahe, Legion, Conrad Verner.
Marry Conrad Verner for the lolzy
Fork Legion for the lolzy
Kill Kirrahe, for the lolzy
Miranda Lawson, Aria or Kelly Chambers
Marry Aria for wealth and power
Fork Miranda, because dat ass
Kill Kelly, don't keep fish anyway
Harrot, Barla Von, Kolyat
Marry: Barla Von. The dude is financially stable.
Fork: Kolyat.
Kill Harrot: Elcor swindlers deserve to die.
...aaand here's where God broke the game. Like usual 
I'd marry Barla Von for the money, fornicate Harrot cos Elcor are sexy, and kill Kolyat because I hate Drells.
Default Paragon Male Shepard, James Vega, Opold.
...aaand here's where God broke the game. Like usual
Default Paragon Male Shepard, James Vega, Opold.
Ha, and you play right in my hands 
Fork: Paragon Male Shepard, because he's a nice guy and quite attractive too
Marry: James Vega, because he's total marriage material. Plus he cooks.
Kill: Opold - nothing against him, but he's kinda loosing big time here
Nyreen, Major Coats, Detective Chellick
Edit: I forgot to say why 
Fork Nyreen, because dayum.
Marry Chellick; financially stable and also fairly dayum in his own right.
Kill Coats, because I forgot who he was.
STEEEEVE, Gavorn, Vido Santiago.
So the rules are simple: The poster above you will list three characters from any of the ME games. You will reply to this post by saying which one you'd marry, which one you'd fornicate with, and which one you'd kill. You also have to explain why. After which, you will list your own three characters.
I'll start:
Anderson, Hackett, and default male Renegade Shepard
oh wow... umm.... i would marry shepard, fork anderson and kill hackett? he;s too old for me xD thats weird yo
Mercyva, don't break the chain give us three names, so we can continue.
Mercyva, don't break the chain
STEEEEVE, Gavorn, Vido Santiago.
Kill STEEEEVE because he's crying so much.
Fork Gavorn because Omega needs order
Marry Vido because I hate Zaeed.
Zaeed, Shiala, Bau
Screw Shiala, because dayum.
Marry Zaeed, because he'd be entertaining if nothing else.
Kill Bau, because... eeh, someone's gotta die.
The original three councillors.
Marry: Valern because salarian Quark is probably as financially adept and stable as his Ferengi counterpart.
We'll bang, Ok: Tevos because asari mind meld I guess. (TBH I'd pick Valern again/ Esheel or maybe dat dalatrASS if I could but w/e)
Kill: Sparatus because what a douchebag
Xen, Reegar, Koris
Kill Xen, because don't put your ****** in a psycho.
Marry Reegar, because, well, Reegar.
Screw Koris.
Veetor, Lia'Vael, Admiral Raan.
Veetor, Lia'Vael, Admiral Raan.
Dr. Chakwas, Matriach Benezia, Commander Bailey
Fork Chakwas because I love MILFs
Marry Bailey because I love BaileyS
Kill Benezia because I hate her hat.
Toombs, Sato, Zymandis
Fork Chakwas because I love MILFs
Marry Bailey because I love BaileyS
Kill Benezia because I hate her hat.
Toombs, Sato, Zymandis
Fork Zymandis, because oooh jellyyy.
Kill Toombs because Sole Survivor says "They're can only be one!!" (actually my Shep is not SS, killing this cat because he's got a few screws loose).
Marrying Sato largely be default.
>> Capt. Enyala, Capt. Wasea, Nassana Dantius.
Marry Nassana for her money, then hire Thane.
Screw Enyala, because she'd at least be fun in the sack.
Kill Wasea.
Toaster refund guy, Conrad Verner, Charr.
marry Conrad because he's my number one fan
fork refund guy since he's not afraid to get a refund while a galactic war is happening
kill Charr because its his destiny
Fist, Helane Blake, Rachni Queen
Retour en haut