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[Learn To Love Yourself]

Have you ever been at the very bottom, like

you never have before (on the scoreboard)?

Ever have dreams of being backhanded or

picked up like a doll by a Krogan?  Tell me, have

your dreams ever been so vividly ME3 that

nose picks up scents of Eezo?  Ever taken cover

and tried to get the 5 grab kill, then you suddenly

realized you were behind a cubicle partition, and

your coworker is now flying overhead?  Has your

finger ever accidentally fired off, as playing, til it

smells like burnt skin because you got l33t skillz?

 

Really, you’re not alone.  If you weren’t kinda sorta

weird after playing this game for so long, so, so,

so, so long, I would question whether or not

you were a spy, trained in mental defense.  I

try to live a normal life, but this game pulls me back

to its warm, supple bosom.  The last b ball game I

recall going to, I’d check the score after every shot.

 

What about you guys?  How has this game affected

you in weird ways?  I have a feeling we’ve barely

scratched the surface of ME3 addiction.  Now, at

last, we have a voice, and we have support.

 

What started out as a small support group, which

was a pioneer in its day, has now grown so large,

it has a global presence.  Come join us.

[ajscott819]

I'm sure I've been there and done that. So sure why not.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

VORCHA WAS AT WORK THE OTHER DAY AND BURNED CHICKEN BREAST OVER GRILL! TURNED BLACK! THOUGHT IT WAS MARAUDER! VORCHA HAPPY NOT ONLY ONE WITH MP ISSUES! WE JOIN CAUSE! HELP US HELP OTHERS!!!

[A Pyros Son]

Hmm. Once I had a rabbit, I named it
Fluffy. It was promptly eaten by a
Cannibal rabbit, I was shocked. Its
abuses were horrific! It really upset
me!
But that's neither here nor there.
I would like to join your movement, sir!
Like minds I'm sure will join us.
it can be helped!

[Cyonan]

I sometimes headbutt random strangers and then start laughing like a Krogan.

[7twozero]

My wife bleeds out about once a month, does that count?

[Deerber]

Dammit man, stop it already! I'm already wasting enough time on here as it is, if you go on like this I'll never get away from this place!

[Caineghis2500]

Hmm. Once I had a rabbit, I named it
Fluffy. It was promptly eaten by a
Cannibal rabbit, I was shocked. Its
abuses were horrific! It really upset
me!
But that's neither here nor there.
I would like to join your movement, sir!
Like minds I'm sure will join us.
it can be helped!

It reminds me of when a scion attacked my dog. I thought to myself "what if he

becomes possessed?" That would definitely be an abomination. I took

a look at my dog later on to see if I saw anything and lo and behold he was 

hardened all over his face stretching alongside his spine to the tail. He had

cannibal intent in his eyes so i was scared out of my shoes. Maybe

if I had came to him sooner then none of this would've happened. 

I pondered on the memories we had together. I figured i'd just

eat my pain away but i found it difficult. I sucked it up and ate 

green greens. I then thought to eat something to really hit the spot so I ate

plantain. 

[Mindlog]

Mass Effect Anonymous is my fallback. Really hoping for Mass Effect Anonymous X.

[frank_is_crank]

It reminds me of when a scion attacked my dog. I thought to myself "what if he

becomes possessed?" That would definitely be an abomination. I took

a look at my dog later on to see if I saw anything and lo and behold he was 

hardened all over his face stretching alongside his spine to the tail. He had

cannibal intent in his eyes so i was scared out of my shoes. Maybe

if I had came to him sooner then none of this would've happened. 

I pondered on the memories we had together. I figured i'd just

eat my pain away but i found it difficult. I sucked it up and ate 

green greens. I then thought to eat something to really hit the spot so I ate

plantain. 

 

Sad story, but only one solution.

[Uncle JailBird Joey]

Occasionally when I walk into a grocery store, I cloak and fire Dark Channel at the nearest person.

[Swan Killer]

Occasionally when I walk into a grocery store, I cloak and fire Dark Channel at the nearest person.

I've warped quite a few cashiers as well.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Good thing there's a support group now.
God knows I need it.
I'm on a tactical range last week, and I get the
lonely feeling that I'll have to explain
why I've fired 14 rounds into the door of my patrol car.
Doesn't the rangemaster understand right hand advantage?
Anyone should be able to
look and see that the rounds originate
at a point well the beyond the barrel of
my Glock. Why can't I just
face the target and let the bullets materialize in the target, beyond my patrol car
?

Pity my chain of command doesn't play ME3MP like
me. I need a lieutenant who's a
gamer and understands some game mechanics. Instead he
grills me about what I was seeing downrange
and wonders aloud if I'm not a
touch too old for the job. He tells
me that I'm not worth another car door.

[NuclearTech76]

Sounds like a good idea. Sometimes I 

like to try to lash an attractive coworker.

A thing that seems to be frowned on in the workplace. I cannot

learn to stop Tech Armoring **** that annoys me with the stapler either.

2 printers have bled out because of my actions. I need to reign in my stupidity before my boss says "I

wash my hands of your weirdness." I want to change but instead I'm like 

Yo, lift grenade, lift grenade, biotic charge all over the workplace.

Damn I have major issues with the barrier between fantasy and reality. My 

hands shake all over sometimes when someone is talking stupid **** and I just want to Krogan ****** slap their

problem off the planet.

[DarkOrgasm]

I was playing a Krosent last night and had a game on HazGhost/Coll with a vorcha soldier who didnt know how to flame anything and a Kroguard who never charged and didnt know how to head butt, I finally got him to start head butting by wave 6 or 7 but he still didnt know why he was doing it.

 

The vorcha guy kinda picked up on the light melee thing between waves nut he too seemed to not know why you do it nor how to flame armor when most needed

 

Im also addicted to banshee love when I'm lagging and I cant stop looking at my belly buttons, I want the Banshee to give me an outie, not an innie

 

Is Mass Effect MP real life or just a co-op fantasy?

[MaxCrushmore]

I admit, when playing a Krogan I will spontaneously yell the Krogan sayings "For Tuchanka!!" "MRAWHAHA They're Dead!"

 

One time I forgot my GF had her friends over, kinda embarassing

[NuclearTech76]

Who hasn't yelled out "FOR TUCHANKA!!!!" during sex?

[The NightMan Cometh]

Had a few ME dreams..once..I was going down my driveway to get the paper..I look to the right down the street and I see 2 Praetorians, 3 Scions and a bunch on collector captains..My heart almost stopped..cuz I had no armor & no weapons...I run in my house 2get my brother so we could bail...He says " Don't worry about it..I am on shore leave."..( brings out a suitcase full of Slayer armor) and tells me not to worry...<---- What the (bad word I want to say but I keep getting banned) 

[LemurFromTheId]

Who hasn't yelled out "FOR TUCHANKA!!!!" during sex?

 

I prefer "Payday!"

[JRandall0308]

I can't be satisfied unless my partner yells "For Thessia!"

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Who hasn't yelled out "FOR TUCHANKA!!!!" during sex?

Not me. My wife'd kill me. My ex gf's name is Anka Toochah

[LemurFromTheId]

Also, for some reason my partners keep yelling "BIG MONSTER!!"

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Who hasn't yelled out "FOR TUCHANKA!!!!" during sex?

During what, now?

[ajscott819]

One time I yelled, "My suit!" when the protection broke. Our second kid is due in December.

[Bud Halen]

I prefer "Payday!"

 

Unless you've just done a singleplayer campaign.

 

Then it's:  "So..I, uh.......I can go?"