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[TheTechnoTurian]

BSN, recently it occurred to me that there are kits out there that aren't turians. I'm specifically referring to these three hot guys:

 

 

 

You know the drill. I have questions: 

 

1.) Which goon is your favorite? 

2.) Which weapons do you put on your Goon and what build do you use? 

3.) If the Dragoon is your favorite Goon, please bang fite me IRL 

 

If you do not like any of the goons please feel free to explain why as well. They are good kits, you should play them! 

Except the Dragoon for obvious reasons. 

 

BSN, tell me about your Goons! 

 

Feel free to post Goon pictures and videos as well. 

 

 

(note that the goons can also be referred to as smashbros, goonbros, ex-cerberus vanguard/adept, phoenix bros, etc. But I believe they prefer "Goons." I know. I asked them after all the sexy whipping.)

[TheNightSlasher]

Goon thread is the best thread.....

 

To answer the question:

 

1. Hard to pick but the smashdept slightly edges the smashguard. They're my top two favorite characters in the MP.

2. Eagle, Venom, Wraith, Talon, CSMG....basically anything that keeps my cooldowns low and smash and lash everything.

3. **** the dragoon.

 

Smashbros are love, smashbros are life!

 

[TheTechnoTurian]

Goon thread is the best thread.....

 

To answer the question:

 

1. Hard to pick but the smashdept slightly edges the smashguard. They're my top two favorite characters in the MP.

2. Eagle, Wraith, Talon, CSMG....basically anything that keeps my cooldowns low and smash and lash everything.

3. F U C K the dragoon.

 

Goons are love, goons are life!

 

(pic clipped)

 

dat ass tho! 

 

I also use eagle on my goonguard 

[Excella Gionne]

Black and Purple!!!!

[panda5onix]

Why Smash bro is awesome. Starts at 1.21 

 

 

We like smash, we don't really need guns. But if we gotta choose, we choose Talon or lolacolyte.

 

Also, pink and purple!

 

And lash is best troll power.

 

And yeah, Dragoons suck but Smash bros are best bros 

[The NightMan Cometh]

Hornet, cuz lore & reasons

 

my smash dept looks exactly like a cerberus goon..when I smash people in between waves vs cerberus, they freak out

 

singularity & smash all the things,  Lashing a phantom at your teammates is like throwing an angry rattlesnake at them

 

my smashguard looks just like iron man, I prefer the venom on him..but I havent used either in a very long time

[Quarian Master Race]

Never deployed either of them. Dragoon is my favourite because he replaced some Fantums that I hated more.

When are we fiteing IRL?

[Miniditka77]

Goon Adept is my favorite Goon.  I like 6/6/6/5/3, and I usually use the Paladin on him, so I have something to do when enemies are far away from me.  Although I really like the Goon Adept, I kind of hate the Goon Vanguard.  I'd probably like it better if I hosted more often, but I just don't really like him.

[TheTechnoTurian]

Never deployed either of them. Dragoon is my favourite because he replaced some Fantums that I hated more.

When are we fiteing IRL?

 

i can pencil you in tomorrow at 2pm 

[BloodBeforeTears]

Goonguard with acolyte - one of my preferred "R&R" kits. Spec charge for power synergy, throw on disruptor ammo and let smash take care of all your armor damage. Tons of fun on gold, but haven't tried it on plat, as I feel that this character is real squishy even with full fitness (tree still bugged, perhaps?).

Goondept - more effective than the goonguard due to the ability to spam smash into singularity fields, but playstyle feels too much like the vanilla human adept in that regard, so I'll typically play the vanilla human adept instead.

[AW_FC_1986]

1. Vanguard right before Adept.

2. Shotguns on the Vanguard and pistols on the Adept.

3. Cerberus Dragoons are best dealt with a sniper rifle from the distance.

[Alfonsedode]

Goon thread is the best thread.....

 

To answer the question:

 

1. Hard to pick but the smashdept slightly edges the smashguard. They're my top two favorite characters in the MP.

2. Eagle, Venom, Wraith, Talon, CSMG....basically anything that keeps my cooldowns low and smash and lash everything.

3. F U C K the dragoon.

 

Smashbros are love, smashbros are life!

 

 

how appropriate u got the first reply

 

OT i love both goons a lot but i dont play them as much as i love them

The dept seems a bit more versatile with singularity

[J. Peterman]

Prefer the vanguard, but I'm not a massive fan.

[Pearl (rip bioware)]

Smashguard. Talon with Disruptor Rounds. No lash, electric smash, and bonus power on charge (obviously).

 

The smash cancels are real.

[Loufi]

I think that people adoring the Smashbros are repressed SM lovers IRL. That being said, my favorite goon is the Dragoon, because they make platinum solos fun. What is better than having your a*s triple whipped and being fist*d by a Banshee at wave 9 ? I will fight you IRL when you want, Techno babby.

 

Among the Smashbros, I prefer the adept, because he has more options to prime. I find him fun to play but, of course, he is not as good as the vanilla human adept, the one and only true biotic god !

[Alfonsedode]

Smashguard. Talon with Disruptor Rounds. No lash, electric smash, and bonus power on charge (obviously).

 

The smash cancels are real.

smtg special with smash cancel and bonus biotic  charge ?

[PatrickBateman]

1.) The Smash adept, he's not as good as the vanilla human adept but damn is he more fun to play!

2.) CSMG on the adept with a 6/6/6/5/3 build, squishy as hell for platinum but that makes it more fun. For the Smashguard I use the Talon with a no lash build. Have yet to deploy the Smashguard for an off-host platinum game though.

3.) I kind of like the Dragoon as an enemy in platinum, agree with Loufi that they make platinum solos interesting. But I really don't like them on wave 11 Cerberus platinum game when some dumb pug starts to spawn nuke and you have them spawning all over the place.

[TheTechnoTurian]

I think that people adoring the Smashbros are repressed SM lovers IRL. That being said, my favorite goon is the Dragoon, because they make platinum solos fun. What is better than having your a*s triple whipped and being fist*d by a Banshee at wave 9 ? I will fight you IRL when you want, Techno babby.

 

Among the Smashbros, I prefer the adept, because he has more options to prime. I find him fun to play but, of course, he is not as good as the vanilla human adept, the one and only true biotic god !

 

re: bolded part

 

you make a valid point, I do enjoy those triple whips 

 

Still, 1v1 me IRL M-11 LoufiWraith, tomorrow at dawn, middle of the Atlantic Ocean 

[Loufi]

re: bolded part

 

you make a valid point, I do enjoy those triple whips 

 

Still, 1v1 me IRL M-11 LoufiWraith, tomorrow at dawn, middle of the Atlantic Ocean 

Challenge accepted, TechnoAsari. I hope you didn't forget that you will be on your own, because your turian boys are so fat that they can't swim ! 

 

On topic, I forgot to add that usually I don't cancel the Smash animation (unless I really need to dodge), because it's too good to be skipped.

[Darth Volus]

Why Smash bro is awesome. Starts at 1.21 

 

 

We like smash, we don't really need guns. But if we gotta choose, we choose Talon or lolacolyte.

 

Also, pink and purple!

 

And lash is best troll power.

 

And yeah, Dragoons suck but Smash bros are best bros 

 

Yeap, that's Panda, especially the A-Bomb lashing part 

Personally I really like both Goons (I'm not really good with them) but since I use them with the roleplaying Talon, I lack range so it can be a pain on bigger open maps (less so with the Smashguard)

[d_nought]

talon PV biotic smash with Warp IV

 

Spoiler

I liked Phoenix before they were cool

[Deerber]

The only 'goon I like is a headless one.

[RealKobeBean]

They both rock, both Smash Bros. Dragoons are filthy bastards. I thought you would hate them, too, Technoturian. Those scumbags stomped you with 2 seconds left on the clock, and it cost you a platinum solo. Since then, I have always made my encounters with them more personal, and you'll see me going: "This is for TheTechnoTurian, you son of a ******!"

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

GRRRAAAAAAAGGH!!! GOONS STUPID! WE HATE THEM ALL!! DIE TOO EASILY!! SMASH TAKES TOO LONG! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THEY CAN'T BURN THINGS!!! FIRE IS BETTER!! GOONS WITH THEIR STUPID WHIPS AND SHOCKY STICK THINGS!! GRRRAAAAGH!! GO AWAY!! YOU MAKE VORCHA'S BUTTHOLE TIGHTEN UP!! NO GOOD!! FEELS TOO WIERD! WE BURN YOU MANTIS HELMET OFF AND THEN BURN YOUR EYES OUT!!! MAKE FUN OF YOU!! 

[Quarian Master Race]

i can pencil you in tomorrow at 2pm 

k. I could go for some hot quarian-turian 1v1 anyway.