190 réponses à ce sujet

[ObserverStatus]

I want to impress a nerdy gamestop girl, though I don't think nerdy girls are into macho dudes like me.

What kind of things are nerdy chicks into?

Walk in with a Queen Chrysalis dakimakura under your arm. If that doesn't convince her you're a nerd, nothing will. Better yet, it'll make her mad jealous too.

 

[Garryydde]

Being a nerd means jack in impressing girls. You just have to get her mirin your gainz.

[Voxr]

Show her your ME3MP manifest. If that doesn't trigger a waterfall in her panties, then you've got no hope.

But then she'll know he doesn't have CS's super cute bf, because he plays ME3MP all day with no life.

 

Instant turn off

[Johnnie Walker]

We all know that's BS Crusty.

 

 

It's the achievement list that does that.

 

And consuming bunny bread.

[The Love Runner]

Nah, it's doing a solo platinum run.

[Jehuty]

You don't. You're either one or you're not. 

[Dobbysaurus]

And consuming bunny bread.

 

Mmmmm..bunny bread...

[Jehuty]

Walk in with a Queen Chrysalis dakimakura under your arm. If that doesn't convince her you're a nerd, nothing will. Better yet, it'll make her mad jealous too.

 

Thanks for the daily cringe. 

I want to be in that building so badly right now.... 

[Cyonan]

Step 1: Watch all of My Little Pony.

Step 2: Talk to her non stop about the show. Even if she doesn't seem interested, keep going. She's just playing hard to get.

Step 3: Tell her about your amazing 360 noscope headshots skills on Call of Duty

 

It's a flawless strategy. Girls love ponies and guys with good aim.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

And consuming bunny bread.

That's only if Bunz wants the girl to think he's a sociopath.

[Jehuty]

All this MLP talk... now I'm afraid. 

[Cyonan]

All this MLP talk... now I'm afraid. 

 

The inevitable result of threads on BSN are that they will either become about MLP, steak, or be locked.

[Johnnie Walker]

That's only if Bunz wants the girl to think he's a sociopath.

 

Z

[Br3admax]

Tell her you have an account here.

[Jehuty]

The inevitable result of threads on BSN are that they will either become about MLP, steak, or be locked.

And I thought weeaboos were the worst.

 

At least they don't terrorize me to my core. 

[Voxr]

And I thought weeaboos were the worst.

 

At least they don't terrorize me to my core. 

Better Trim™ it then.

[Jehuty]

Better Trim™ it then.

Give me a minigun, chainsaw and flamethrower and I'll Trim the fat^TM

[TheClonesLegacy]

But if you want Bunz. I'll tutor you in multiple Movie, Gaming, Comic, and Anime Lore and Trivia.

 

Then you can be incandescent.

[Reezus Christ]

I'm being myself acting as another person. No ones perfect

Vince Staples on keeping it real: "You might be a fake motherf*****. You not keeping it real by being real."

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

And I thought weeaboos were the worst.

"weaboo"

You are a white guy using an anime girl as your avatar while using said anime girl gifs to 'purge' things you don't like on video game forums.

If that is not a weaboo activity, I don't know what is.

[Garryydde]

"weaboo"

You are a white guy using an anime girl as your avatar while using said anime girl gifs to 'purge' things you don't like on video game forums.

If that is not a weaboo activity, I don't know what is.

And you're an Asian guy with a Simpsons avatar. Burgerphiles are true scum.

[ObserverStatus]

Thanks for the daily cringe. 

*snip*

I want to be in that building so badly right now.... 

You're cringing? Aw, but that was the least cringeworth daki of Chrysalis I could find. I thought it was kawaii tbh.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

And you're an Asian guy with a Simpsons avatar. Burgerphiles are true scum.

Hideo Kojima.

[Voxr]

"weaboo"You are a white guy using an anime girl as your avatar while using said anime girl gifs to 'purge' things you don't like on video game forums.If that is not a weaboo activity, I don't know what is.

Is he over using botched Japanese terms out of an appropriate context too? Cause that's probably another one.