You should probably not try what your trying.
It's like a nerd trying to pretend they know a sport they just picked up a few days ago. You'll come off as annoying instead of impressive.
Also the below quote is real advice.
Why not just be authentic?
If things go south, better for her to think of you as a macho douche, rather than a macho douche and a poser.





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