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How to be a fake nerd?


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#101
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You should probably not try what your trying.

 

It's like a nerd trying to pretend they know a sport they just picked up a few days ago. You'll come off as annoying instead of impressive.

 

Also the below quote is real advice.

 

 

Why not just be authentic? 

 

If things go south, better for her to think of you as a macho douche, rather than a macho douche and a poser. 

 
You'll be a lot happier being yourself, and if she isn't into you, then she isn't your type. If your the dude that just wants a quick one night stand though, eh, you'll probably have better chance with being yourself anyway.


#102
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Hagrid is #bestdad and the only dad Harry had.

 

Like nobody gave a shyt about Harry.

 

But Hagrid did.

Yeah to Harry. You know he shook down Hermione and Ron for Butterbeer money every chance he got.



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You should probably not try what your trying.
 
It's like a nerd trying to pretend they know a sport they just picked up a few days ago. You'll come off as annoying instead of impressive.


I knew a girl who pretended to be the biggest star wars nerd. It was so trash
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#104
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Yeah to Harry. You know he shook down Hermione and Ron for Butterbeer money every chance he got.

 

A real OG.


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#105
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I knew a girl who pretended to be the biggest star wars nerd. It was so trash

Initially I tried to hang out with the wrong people in college to feel accepted. I actually didn't enjoy myself until I said screw that noise and did my own thing.

 

OT but..

 

Ever run into a group of nerds that act almost as elitist as the college sports teams do? Like they own everything and if you have a different opinion about an anime, they just roast you?

 

That happened to me at my college, luckily they could lord themselves amongst each other while I had way more fun with less pretentious d bags.



#106
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Like they own everything and if you have a different opinion about an anime, they just roast you?

 

Well if you think Naruto is god's gift to earth you deserve to be burnt at any stake for such heresy and madness.


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#107
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Well if you think Naruto is god's gift to earth you deserve to be burnt at any stake for such heresy and madness.

 

Naruto wasn't that great

 

But it's definitely better than where Bleach is going now.

 

&...

 

I said I didn't like the end of School Days, I think it's that title. The 'swarmleader' liked it. 

 

I didn't like the main character, I didn't like the girl that 'won'.. I love yandere but they killed my yandere, and for liking that yandere, I was a demon!



#108
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Naruto wasn't that great

 

But it's definitely better than where Bleach is going now.

 

Yet they both needn't exist.

 

When something like Hunter x Hunter is around.

 

'tis one of life's many cruelties.



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Yet they both needn't exist.

 

When something like Hunter x Hunter is around.

 

'tis one of life's many cruelties.

Ehh... Still haven't watched HxH.

 

Is this your face right now? 8(

 

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#110
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Ehh... Still haven't watched HxH.

 

You should.

 

If you love good shounen that is.

 

And one of the best arcs to have ever graced the entire planet.

 


I said I didn't like the end of School Days, I think it's that title. The 'swarmleader' liked it. 

 

I didn't like the main character, I didn't like the girl that 'won'.. I love yandere but they killed my yandere, and for liking that yandere, I was a demon!

 

Isn't that crap like universally shat on by anyone with any ounce of common sense?



#111
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Ehh... Still haven't watched HxH.
 
Is this your face right now? 8(
 
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Somegeth pls

#112
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I'll give HxH a shot but the reason why I haven't yet is because of the spiky haired kiddou. It's also similar with Toriko. "First appearances" are big with me.



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Good to see you back..king of moronic threads

 

No, that title was usurped by The Devilish Redhead.


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#114
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WIkepedia memorize 1000 + page.



#115
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I'll give HxH a shot but the reason why I haven't yet is because of the spiky haired kiddou. It's also similar with Toriko. "First appearances" are big with me.

 

Haha don't let that sh*t fool you.

 

It gets pretty dark.

 

Anyway this is OT.

 

But Bunz.

 

Talk more like we're doing now.

 

Then 10/10 she will let you creampie.


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Haha don't let that sh*t fool you.

It gets pretty dark.

Anyway this is OT.

But Bunz.

Talk more like we're doing now.

Then 10/10 she will let you creampie.


Lol

I will do my best to understand all that was just said

#117
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Lol

I will do my best to understand all that was just said

 

Start by

 

"Hey do you watch anime?"

 

And if she's like

 

"Yeah"

 

And then you say

 

"Haha what series?"

 

And if she says

 

"Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is one of my favourites!"

 

You bend on one knee and marry her straight away.


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#118
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Can you not use homophobic **** when your ranting?

 

There's way better replacement words out there.

 

You want to talk about Mary Sues eh? Bleach.



#119
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Can you not use homophobic **** when your ranting?

 

There's way better replacement words out there.

 

You want to talk about Mary Sues eh? Bleach.

 

Think that was copy pasta stuff tho'



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Go figre that a grocery store bag boy would have mad sack skillz.

Here's a heads up. Women are, in fact, by boys with bag carrying skills.

Take your intended shopping, then offer to hold her purchases and purse for her.

You will make a distinctive, memorable and unique impression.

#121
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^

 

As you run away with her bags and purse.


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#122
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Wish I had his genes. He could be mistaken for a skinny teen even when he's already 50+.

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Jesus, he's over 50 now.  Where does the time go?  He's like Pharrell!  Or a vampire.

Also, shut up Crusty, you're an attractive dude.

 

 

@Bunz - Just buy a pair of fake glasses.  See?  instant nerd cred!

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Pro tip: They're more convincing with plastic lenses instead of just empty frames, even if it does eliminate glare in photos.


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#123
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fake empty frames nerd glasses


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#124
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C'mon bruh I need some pointers

 

Then take Your pointer and "point it at her" with a map saying "hidden Treasure awaits"

 

OR you know don't and see how that goes



#125
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both and for both combine is purer for it is epic.