Yeah this pretty much describes my experience with asaris as well. Better to look at on omega then to play with in ME3MP... but like another asari told me last night, I'm probably just doing it wrong, and that I should stop complaining and learn to do it right.
You're probably just doing it wrong. You should stop complaining and learn to do it right.
I have not used the asari vanguard in about 1 & 1/2 years...I got bored with lift nades...not even my KroTinel uses them anymore.. & I dont use stasis on her...that leaves me with ..nothing
Yeah this pretty much describes my experience with asaris as well. Better to look at on omega then to play with in ME3MP... but like another asari told me last night, I'm probably just doing it wrong, and that I should stop complaining and learn to do it right.
You should listen to that asari more often Krogan man 
GRRAAAAAAAAGHH!! IF ONLY ONE ASARI HAD FLAMER! WOULD MAKE INTERESTING!! BIOTICS AND FIRE TOO POWERFUL!!! VORCHA WILLING TO COMMIT!!!
ASARI + Flamer = GODDESS
ASARI + Flamer = GODDESS
GRRRAAAAAAAGHH!! IF SUCH A THING EXISTED, WE'D MARRY SAID GODDESS!!! CREAM ALL OVER!!! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!.......... *squirt*
Got kicked out of a lobby last night cuz my vanilla asaridept kept spamming warp & throw........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAATTTTTT????? --insert SMH gif here
GRRRAAAAAAAGHH!! IF SUCH A THING EXISTED, WE'D MARRY SAID GODDESS!!! CREAM ALL OVER!!! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!.......... *squirt*
Oh cream you say ^-^ sounds delicious.
wait i never heard of an asari having a babies with a vorch 
SCARED FOR SELF
^^^ GRAAAAAGGH!! LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT!! WE BE GOOD DADS!!!!
^ Oh reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally, I don't think if we have a baby it'll take that direction. lol
that little vorcha and asari story is like a dream that is simply impossible
^ Oh reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally, I don't think if we have a baby it'll take that direction. lol
that little vorcha and asari story is like a dream that can't come true
SAYS WHO!! GRRAAAAAAAAGH!! WE BURN THEIR MOUTH SHUT! NO LONGER SPEAK!!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!! VORCHA CAN DO VERY WELL WHEN PUTTING OUR SIMPLE MINDS TO IT! CONDITIONING!! ASARI HAVE DONE IT BEFORE!!!
SAYS WHO!! GRRAAAAAAAAGH!! WE BURN THEIR MOUTH SHUT! NO LONGER SPEAK!!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!! VORCHA CAN DO VERY WELL WHEN PUTTING OUR SIMPLE MINDS TO IT! CONDITIONING!! ASARI HAVE DONE IT BEFORE!!!
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Oh, Anything you put you mind into huh. well in that case ^-^ I would like to feel that burning sensation of vorcha blood lust
but first i need to ask salarian master race if i need any medication before i engage myself with such taboo
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Oh, Anything you put you mind into huh. well in that case ^-^ I would like to feel that burning sensation of vorcha blood lust
but first i need to ask salarian master race if i need any medication before i engage myself with such taboo
Medication should not be a necessity, but I would advise liberal amounts of lubricant to reduce irritation from spikey Vorcha appendages.
Medication should not be a necessity, but I would advise liberal amounts of lubricant to reduce irritation from spikey Vorcha appendages.
SPIKEY ?!?!?!
will there be any fatalities down there sir?
SPIKEY ?!?!?!
will there be any fatalities down there sir?
GRRAAAAGGH!!! NO!! NO FATALITIES!!! EVERYTHING SAFE!!!! WE PROMISE!! VORCHA BE NICE TO NICE ASARI!! YOU DESERVE CARE AND RESPECT!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR VARREN STEAK?!?!
WANT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK FOR ROMANTIC NIGHT?!?!?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VID ON PRESIDIUM?!?! WE HEAR "FLEET AND FLOTILLA" IS GOOD!!
GRRAAAAGGH!!! NO!! NO FATALITIES!!! EVERYTHING SAFE!!!! WE PROMISE!! VORCHA BE NICE TO NICE ASARI!! YOU DESERVE CARE AND RESPECT!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR VARREN STEAK?!?!
WANT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRINK FOR ROMANTIC NIGHT?!?!?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A VID ON PRESIDIUM?!?! WE HEAR "FLEET AND FLOTILLA" IS GOOD!!
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No need for the varren steak vorcha i have another meat in mind. 
For my steak i would like it to be medium well, as i want it tender and juicy 
For my drink i would like Asari Hard Liquor (like the one in Eternity)
And the Fleet and Flotilla sounds nice or anything exciting at that manner
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GRRAAAAAAAAGHH!! IF ONLY ONE ASARI HAD FLAMER! WOULD MAKE INTERESTING!! BIOTICS AND FIRE TOO POWERFUL!!! VORCHA WILLING TO COMMIT!!!
Drop in next time and Grace, the Justicar will give you a good reaving. It's as good as fire: They light up in bright blue and it burns like hell.
SPIKEY ?!?!?!
will there be any fatalities down there sir?
There's nothing to worry about. In fact, the French people of Earth have invented a similar device, which may tickle your fancy.
There's nothing to worry about. In fact, the French people of Earth have invented a similar device, which may tickle your fancy.
ooooooh duly noted, i always liked to get tickled but i cant say that for most asaris
*mandatory text*
No need for the varren steak vorcha i have another meat in mind.
For my steak i would like it to be medium well, as i want it tender and juicy
For my drink i would like Asari Hard Liquor (like the one in Eternity)
And the Fleet and Flotilla sounds nice or anything exciting at that manner
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OH! OKAY! GRRRAAAAAAAAAGHH!!! WE PICK YOU UP AT TEN! WE'LL GO SEE MOVIE AND HAVE ROMANTIC DINNER AFTERWARDS!! VORCHA!.......VORCHA NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ASARI BEFORE! SENSING NEW FEELING!! IS THIS?!..IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE?!?!?! WE ARE EXCITED AND NERVOUS ALL AT ONCE!! WE ARE HIGHLY ANTICIPATING THIS "EMBRACING ETERNEETEE!"
OH! OKAY! GRRRAAAAAAAAAGHH!!! WE PICK YOU UP AT TEN! WE'LL GO SEE MOVIE AND HAVE ROMANTIC DINNER AFTERWARDS!! VORCHA!.......VORCHA NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ASARI BEFORE! SENSING NEW FEELING!! IS THIS?!..IS THIS WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE?!?!?! WE ARE EXCITED AND NERVOUS ALL AT ONCE!! WE ARE HIGHLY ANTICIPATING THIS "EMBRACING ETERNEETEE!"
Oh vorcha your going to feel more then that after we see the movies and have that lovely romantic dinner.
When I embrace eternity, you're going to feel more then love, excitement and nervousness. Your vorcha body will feel a pulsing sensation and feelings all over the place All... At...Once... Lets just say it's not going to be blood lust 
Then the deed has been done 
Retour en haut
