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[FluffyCannibal]

Here's to the stunlocks, the Uber-Centurions, the Marauders who shoot around corners, the psychic grenade-throwers, the cheating Phantoms, and the Praetorian butt-lasers.

 

 

Their sacrifice will be honoured in the coming Empire

 

(yes, I'm bored and needed someplace to rant about the STUPID ****** CHEATING ASS DERPERUS BULLSHIT BUTT MONKEYS I WAS HAVING FUN BIOVER WHY DID YOU AND YOUR S****Y ****** DRAGOONS HAVE TO **** IT ALL UP FOR ME I HATE YOU OK I didn't mean that I love you, please stay, I promise I'll make it up to you  )

[Darth Volus]

Go on 

 

[PatrickBateman]

Failed solos are not the worst, the must frustrating thing for me in this game is playing platinum on an open map with 3 infiltrator noobs running around cloaking 24/7 when playing a squishy non-infiltrator, getting shot from all directions all the time is so damn frustrating I'm close to rage quitting.

[The NightMan Cometh]

just cheeze it up..TGI, Havoc...AIU...your problems will magically disappear. 

 

also, lets also remember those who have played forever and havent even attempted 1 platinum solo.   ( thats me, I havent, probably wont..ever)

[Broganisity]

(Click for the musics and all that!)

To all those lives lost- brothers and sisters, dead and gone. . .to those pizzas that lay upon the ground, cold and undelivered. . .to those terminals left unhacked and to that lonesome data, never to be uploaded unto safety. . .May your drones lead you onwards: not unto detours, but to that priority target in the sky. . .where the air is clean, and void of phantoms. . .where our forefathers, the vanguards of the early years, ascended upon charging forward to clear our paths; Blessed be they who guided us to our optimal builds and to our most hallowed ground, and to the divine strategies in which we obey. . . Blessed be the Lord Fagnan, within who's arms you will be embraced upon your arrival. May they, our honored dead, be blessed with peace and cheese aplenty.

Amen.

;_____;7

[The NightMan Cometh]

^^6 Actually this does bother me..when you die delivering the pizza on a solo...it just sits there...getting colder & colder

[Broganisity]

^^6 Actually this does bother me..when you die delivering the pizza on a solo...it just sits there...getting colder & colder

An Alliance Admiral rests upon his cot, gaze attached firmly to the ceiling.

He is tired. He has seen many lives lost, many of which he knew. . .and with the end being nowhere in sight he knows that he will lose many more. His men try to hide the grief in their faces, but he knows they struggle just as he struggles to keep his commanding facade up. The Admiral rolls onto his side and remembers the last mission he . . .they had died, as many have, but it was not just their death that bothered him, rather it was the mission he had sent them on: he wanted to bring some pizza aboard his ship to boost their spirits. . .

Foolish hubris. Pure and simple hubris. He was confident that a single soldier could slip through enemylines unnoticed. . .He heard them through their coms, and in his mind he kept imagining they way this lone soldier had perished, cold. . .frightened. . .

 

Alone. . . and how it was his petty wish that lead them to their demise. . . His stomach growls, but the pain in his heart drowns it out.

[Excella Gionne]

Failed Solos... You never could finish!!!

[Heldarion]

My soloist soul has been battered and bruised beyond recognition. I can't feel pain anymore. Or joy.

[TheTechnoTurian]

what are you talking about i've repressed all the memories of the hundreds of thousands of solo attempts i have failed many of which ended in wave 1 

[Darth Volus]

what are you talking about i've repressed all the memories of the hundreds of thousands of solo attempts i have failed many of which ended in wave 1 

 

I've heard about this happening to men, but not to female patients. 

 

Hmmm 

[FluffyCannibal]

I've heard about this happening to men, but not to female patients. 

 

Hmmm 

 

It happens when the plug-ins fail to initialize

[Darth Volus]

It happens when the plug-ins fail to initialize

 

Those batteries running out of juice when you most need them 

[MaxCrushmore]

Thank you wave 10 devices (especially that one on Glacier right at the top of the stairs .. and the device on Jade, lol worthy if you get that one)

 

Edit: I need that mug in your OP, OP

[JAMiAM]

An Alliance Admiral rests upon his cot, gaze attached firmly to the ceiling.

He is tired. He has seen many lives lost, many of which he knew. . .and with the end being nowhere in sight he knows that he will lose many more. His men try to hide the grief in their faces, but he knows they struggle just as he struggles to keep his commanding facade up. The Admiral rolls onto his side and remembers the last mission he . . .they had died, as many have, but it was not just their death that bothered him, rather it was the mission he had sent them on: he wanted to bring some pizza aboard his ship to boost their spirits. . .

Foolish hubris. Pure and simple hubris. He was confident that a single soldier could slip through enemylines unnoticed. . .He heard them through their coms, and in his mind he kept imagining they way this lone soldier had perished, cold. . .frightened. . .

 

Alone. . . and how it was his petty wish that lead them to their demise. . . His stomach growls, but the pain in his heart drowns it out.

Damn...that was beautiful.  I haven't seen such epic-level tragedy penned since Homer.

 

 

 

Homer Simpson, that is...;^)

Mmmn...pizza!

[SilentStep79]

Those batteries running out of juice when you most need them 

 

um...rawr?

[Darth Volus]

um...rawr?

 

Indeed, you Geth people should know. 

[SilentStep79]

Indeed, you Geth people should know. 

 

feel free to insert some reference about "hard"ware somewhere in there

 

on topic: wave 10 target eliminate when I have no rockets...I have given up on soloing because of this crap more than anything else tbh..

[Broganisity]

Damn...that was beautiful.  I haven't seen such epic-level tragedy penned since Homer.

 

 

 

Homer Simpson, that is...;^)

Mmmn...pizza!

Even our food is crying (from drool).

[Loufi]

I'm not sure it can make you feel better OP, but I've failed plenty of solos too. It's what make completing one satisfying. 

[Jugger nuggss]

I always finish my soloes

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Failed solos are not the worst, the must frustrating thing for me in this game is playing platinum on an open map with 3 infiltrator noobs running around cloaking 24/7 when playing a squishy non-infiltrator, getting shot from all directions all the time is so damn frustrating I'm close to rage quitting.

Is... is this a euphemism?  Are the three "infiltrator noobs" cameramen?  "Cloaking" means "recording"?  "Getting shot from all directions" means "getting shot from all directions"?

[Learn To Love Yourself]

I always finish my soloes

Not me.  That's what my partner's for.

[ClydeInTheShell]

I know exactly what this thread needs.....

 

[Heldarion]

I know exactly what this thread needs.....

 

 

L2P with myself? I tried to improve, but nobody is interested in giving me feedback :[