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Gabe Newell decides to release Half Life 3 on one condition (hypothetical of course, we know it's never ever ever ever releasing ever)


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Picture it, Gabe Newell comes to Gamecom and announces that Half Life 3 is finished and ready to be played immediately on PC and consoles. He shows footage of the game and it's everything gamers could ever hoped for. However there's a catch, Newell will only release the game if something is done for him.

 

Newell wants everyone to vote for Anita Sarkeesian as president in 2016 (in this hypothetical scenario she's deciding to run for president). If she becomes president, Newell releases Half Life 3, if not then he will destroy the only copy and files and then proceed to kill himself so that Half Life 3 dies forever.

 

What would happen? Would Gabe's promise of Half Life 3 be enough to influence people politically?


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Clover Rider

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She has my vote.



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Dio Demon

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Enh not my country.

 

But I don't care for Half life.

 

Tough choice.

 

Which would cause the most pain?

 

Ensuring Half Life 3 will never be released  or Anita Sarkesian as president?

 

This is the **** that keeps me up at night.


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Ha, I would sooner burn the only copy of HL3 then let that witch get to such an position.

 

Seriously though, how exactly Valve keeps making money? They barely release new games at all. 



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I couldn't vote, and i wouldn't either. The way she talks about gaming and equality is quite insulting to well "normal" human beeings. I would just go back and play Half life 2 with Episone One/Two. 



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Jehuty

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Simple.

 

Someone finds him. Then you steal the copy from him. 

 

You don't have to vote and everyone gets Half life 3.

 

Or you can be greedy and keep it to yourself. 



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This is the **** that keeps me up at night.

Gabe Newell keeps me up at night. 



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The Devlish Redhead

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Picture it, Gabe Newell comes to Gamecom and announces that Half Life 3 is finished and ready to be played immediately on PC and consoles. He shows footage of the game and it's everything gamers could ever hoped for. However there's a catch, Newell will only release the game if something is done for him.

 

Newell wants everyone to vote for Anita Sarkeesian as president in 2016 (in this hypothetical scenario she's deciding to run for president). If she becomes president, Newell releases Half Life 3, if not then he will destroy the only copy and files and then proceed to kill himself so that Half Life 3 dies forever.

 

What would happen? Would Gabe's promise of Half Life 3 be enough to influence people politically?

 

 

 

I would not lose any sleep over not voting and hope he chokes on his words...  Don't like him.



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HOLY OVERLY LONG TITLES BATMAN!



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Seriously though, how exactly Valve keeps making money? They barely release new games at all. 

Steam? It is Valve's.


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Nope


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I see a Sarkessian/Trump co ticket.


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Fast Jimmy

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Ha, I would sooner burn the only copy of HL3 then let that witch get to such an position.

Seriously though, how exactly Valve keeps making money? They barely release new games at all.

You're joking right?

Valve makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year through Steam. It prints them more money than they ever even DREAMED from actually making games. Valve exists pretty much to do as little as they possible want now, simply because they can never put out another game in their history and still be in the green for decades to come.

EDIT: On topic, burn HL3. I don't hate Anita like many on here do, I just think she is woefully ignorant and small-minded, terrible traits for the leader of the free world.

Besides... Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.
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Picture it, Gabe Newell comes to Gamecom and announces that Half Life 3 is finished and ready to be played immediately on PC and consoles. He shows footage of the game and it's everything gamers could ever hoped for. However there's a catch, Newell will only release the game if something is done for him.

 

Newell wants everyone to vote for Anita Sarkeesian as president in 2016 (in this hypothetical scenario she's deciding to run for president). If she becomes president, Newell releases Half Life 3, if not then he will destroy the only copy and files and then proceed to kill himself so that Half Life 3 dies forever.

 

What would happen? Would Gabe's promise of Half Life 3 be enough to influence people politically?

 

At the moment I am having a hard time figuring out why people are so eager to get their hands on Half Life 3 as it is let alone be so desperate to get their hands on Half Life 3 that they would actively consider voting in somebody they hate for president.

 

I never really got the whole Half Life craze, sure I bet they were for their times both visually and mechanically impressive however from a gameplay point of view I don't really see much beyond the standard FPS formula that was widely used at the time.


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Ha, I would sooner burn the only copy of HL3 then let that witch get to such an position.

 

Seriously though, how exactly Valve keeps making money? They barely release new games at all. 

 

They get maybe a thirty percent cut from all sales on Steam, and Steam sells a LOT of games.



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So... Is Half Life series any good?

I should probably play it. 



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Draining Dragon

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So... Is Half Life series any good?
I should probably play it.


The first game, definitely. The second game, meh.

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So... Is Half Life series any good?
I should probably play it.


Get the first game, yeah, then grab the Orange Box and enjoy everything it has to offer.
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So... Is Half Life series any good?
I should probably play it.


It's fun. It's not the gaming Messiah that fans have made it out to be. It has just become more of a joke "HALF LIFE 3!!111!1!1!11!!!!!" than anything else at this point.
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So... Is Half Life series any good?

I should probably play it. 

 

The second was amazing for its time and still holds up pretty well in my opinion. If you play Half-Life 1, try to grab the Black Mesa mod for a nice graphics update. 


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The second was amazing for its time and still holds up pretty well in my opinion. If you play Half-Life 1, try to grab the Black Mesa mod for a nice graphics update. 

 

Play both, though. Black Mesa is a "reimagination", not a 1:1 remake. Meaning some places are missing, some are added, but overall, the facility is greatly expanded.


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Who cares?


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I'd hunt down and take the HL3 copy by force and finally get my revenge on Gaben for the years of torment he has caused.


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I'd vote for Leorio as Chairman.


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