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[Broganisity]

I would rather end its life myself than see it and the rest of the games we love sullied by the hands of Tyrants.

 

[bmwcrazy]

If you're talking about the US, she is not a natural born U.S. citizen so she can never become a US president.

I guess no HL3 for us.

[Broganisity]

If you're talking about the US, she is not a natural born U.S. citizen so she can never become a US president.

I guess no HL3 for us.

Gae Newell first uses his extremely large pile of hats and money to lobby congress to remove that requirement from the presidency.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Gabe will be too busy trying to stay out of jail to ever finish HL3.



He always liked Early Access...

[Eternal Phoenix]

^

That still wouldn't stop the Valvedrones from polishing his digital knob.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

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That still wouldn't stop the Valvedrones from polishing his digital knob.

Well, a lot of them are underage so I don't think Gabe would mind...

[Broganisity]

I am unsure about the status of my getting into Alyx Vance's pants if HL3's release is contingent on that.

And it's not HL3 if I can't do that.

- Valve implements Valve-o-Vision VR tech into HL3.

- Incredibly awkward sex scene is included.

- Size of everything Valve related triples. Newell's weight quadruples. (I just delayed the inevitable with this joke, thank me later citizens)

- D0G is dead because too many years.

[ObserverStatus]

Picture it, Gabe Newell comes to Gamecom and announces that Half Life 3 is finished and ready to be played immediately on PC and consoles. He shows footage of the game and it's everything gamers could ever hoped for. However there's a catch, Newell will only release the game if something is done for him.

 

Newell wants everyone to vote for Anita Sarkeesian as president in 2016 (in this hypothetical scenario she's deciding to run for president). If she becomes president, Newell releases Half Life 3, if not then he will destroy the only copy and files and then proceed to kill himself so that Half Life 3 dies forever.

 

What would happen? Would Gabe's promise of Half Life 3 be enough to influence people politically?

This is one neckbearded dilemma tbh. I never played Half Life 2, so I don't really care if there's a Half Life 3. As for Anita Sarkeesian, well, she's hardly qualified, but I doubt she'd do a worse job than Scott Walker, so idk.

[KaiserShep]

This is one neckbearded dilemma tbh. I never played Half Life 2, so I don't really care if there's a Half Life 3, and as for Anita Sarkeesian, well, she's hardly qualified, but I doubt she'd do a worse job than Scott Walker, so idk.

 

 

Why does Walker remind me of an extra in a comedy skit? 

[Fast Jimmy]

Why does Walker remind me of an extra in a comedy skit?

[malloc]

Half Life is dope.

 

[Isichar]

At least OP had the decency to put that this is a hypothetical question in the thread name. Although people shouldn't be getting their hopes up for this game anyways.

For me it's a no but then again I don't particularly care about HL that much..

[Giantdeathrobot]

Ha, I would sooner burn the only copy of HL3 then let that witch get to such an position.

 

Seriously though, how exactly Valve keeps making money? They barely release new games at all. 

 

They don't need to. Steam prints money for them, and in case that isn't enough, microtransactions for TF2, CSGO and DOTA rakes in some dough too.

 

As for HL3, honestly the hype is so high that unless Valve delivers the greatest FPS of all times people will probably be disappointed. They're good games, mind you, but not the best thing since sliced bread if you ask me.

[Ridwan]

No one cares about Half-Life 3 any more. It's become a joke.

[bmwcrazy]

They're good games, mind you, but not the best thing since sliced bread if you ask me.

Now if you go back to play HL and HL2, they probably seem a bit overrated.

But yeah, they were both pretty epic when they came out. Especially HL2.

[Billy-the-Squid]

You're joking right?

Valve makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year through Steam. It prints them more money than they ever even DREAMED from actually making games. Valve exists pretty much to do as little as they possible want now, simply because they can never put out another game in their history and still be in the green for decades to come.

EDIT: On topic, burn HL3. I don't hate Anita like many on here do, I just think she is woefully ignorant and small-minded, terrible traits for the leader of the free world.

Besides... Half Life 2 wasn't even that good.

 

Clearly you don't know the internal workings of Valve, Gabe is clearly funnelling money into building his own version the Death Star to destroy other online platforms so Steam can remove it's refund policy and our Lord and Master can go back to wallowing in his own crapulence. 

 

Sarkeesian is only a pawn to be thrown down the exhaust port of the new Death Star by that Machiavellian tyrant Gabe, earning the support of gamers everywhere who would otherwise rebel at losing their online refunds.

 

It's all a deadly game of smoke and mirrors.  

[Inquisitor Recon]

No one cares about Half-Life 3 any more. It's become a joke.

Shut your mouth, despite the odds HL3 is the only reason I keep living.

[NeonFlux117]

I'm about 7 years over the Half Life 3 thing, I couldn't give 2 sh!ts.

[Commander Rpg]

It's like asking if I want my penis chopped and have a lollipop in reward, or having no lollipop at all.

Dafuq?

[spinachdiaper]

Why can't some elite hackers just shut down steam as ransom till HL3?