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[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

...ON FIRE?!?!? GRRAAAAAAAAGGH!!! COME ON BSN, YOU HAD TO EXPECT THIS EVENTUALLY! IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IN NEXT GAME THAT YOU WANT TO SET FIRE TO??! VORCHA CAN THINK OF SALARIAN EGGS!! IF SALARIANS IN NEXT GAME, WE WANT TO BURN THEM AND THEIR EGG CLUTCHES!! MAKE SALARIAN OMELETTES!! SERVE TO KROGAN!!! ALSO, SET FIRE TO CONRAD VERNER IF HE'S THERE AGAIN! RRRAAAAAAAGH!! HATE HIM!! CREEPS VORCHA OUT!!! OH, MOST IMPORTANTLY: GAVORN!! GAVORN SNEAKY! WE KNOW HIS TRICKS!! WE SWEAR WE'LL BURN HIM IF HE SOMEHOW SHOWS UP!!! BURN ENDING TOO WHILE WE'RE AT IT!! PROBABLY WILL BE BAD ANYWAY AND HURT CRYBABY FEELINGS!!!

 

 

 

TELL US WHAT YOU WANT TO BURN IN ANDROMEDA FRIENDS!!!!!

 

 

Spoiler

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

[Zymandis]

Your mother.

 

[Feybrad]

Vorcha.

[Zymandis]

Vorcha was my second suggestion.

[Kabooooom]

Vorcha are the best to light on fire. They're just so combustible.

[Sartoz]

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I wouldn't mind setting the torch to all Vorchaa!

[Salfurium]

Vorcha are the best to light on fire. They're just so combustible.

preferably with a combustible lemon.

[Quarian Master Race]

Kor Tun. It'd be amusing to see a flaming volus perform stop drop and roll

[dreamgazer]

 

"Like a cleansing fire, we restore balance."

[SolNebula]

Well I hope Gavorn is there we certainly need his services

[prosthetic soul]

Capes.  Definitely capes. 

[Sartoz]

Kor Tun. It'd be amusing to see a flaming volus perform stop drop and roll

 

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I don't remember seeing this in any of the ME games? Which one was it?

[Farangbaa]

"Like a cleansing fire, we restore balance."

It's not Mass Effect if there's no Catalyst.

[Farangbaa]

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I don't remember seeing this in any of the ME games? Which one was it?

ME3 MP. I guess. I never really played MP.

p.s. I laughed way too hard at the spoiler in the OP.

[Salfurium]

I don't remember seeing this in any of the ME games? Which one was it?

that's from ME3MP.

 

edit: yay ninja'd

[Ahriman]

Heretics! All of them! All these old men telling stories about Shepard going green after talking with Starbrats will suffer.

[PresidentVorchaMasterBaits]

Your mother.

 

WE HAVE NO MOTHER! COME FROM SPACE DUST AND FECES!

 

Vorcha.

 

 

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I wouldn't mind setting the torch to all Vorchaa!

GRRAAAAAAGH!!! WE ARE IMMUNE TO FIRE!! CAN'T BURN US!!! WE BURN BELLY BUTTONS OFF YOU NOW!!! 

 

 

 

"Like a cleansing fire, we restore balance."

 

NO! NOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STUPID SPACE KID!!! RUINED EVERYTHING!! TAKE YOUR ECTOPLASM AND CRAWL BACK UP REAPERS' BUTTHOLES! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN ANDROPYDOO!! GRRRAAAAAAAGGHH!!! HAD YOUR SHOT!!! BIOWARE SHAT ALL OVER CHILD!!! NOT MY CATALYST!! WE BURN YOU UNTIL YAGH BECOME SPACE PRESIDENT!!! WE LEAVE!!!

[Paulomedi]

I would set fire on ME3SP entirely, some of ME2.

 

On MEA I would set fire on Quarian bad photoshop faces.

[LordSwagley]

Miranda.

[JGDD]

The Mako. Flames make things faster. I need that speed so I can run over filthy, vile space Lemurs faster than anyone else. Shifty looking space cows, too. If my Vorcha pal is along for the ride he can BBQ whatever is left.

[Vespervin]

I you Vorcha!

 

Spoiler

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

[Han Shot First]

[Wazzanut]

I want the chance to seize power. Start small, ally yourself with a race, a clan, become a warrior, then chief, then warlord. Start war, seek dominion, manipulate races for your own agenda. Maybe your ordered to do it for humanity and the races along side you, but have the choice to do it for yourself, becoming kind of like the illusive man but fighting on the front lines not sitting in a chair. I want to become the Overlord..

[Batarian Master Race]

Capes.  Definitely capes. 

[adembroski]

Consistency.  Stop breaking your own rules, and stop breaking assumed rules.  That is to say, if someone's going to write about aspects of the Alliance Military, make sure they have at least a passing understanding of military structure (or, if you're going to break from military structure, explain it).  Don't say almost all space combat is done at thousands of kilometers and knife fights are rare, then show nothing but knife fights.  Don't say guns devolved over the course of a year and suddenly we have to use ammo again, or an equivalent too it. 

Don't put the cart before the horse in the creative department.  You want to have epic close up space battles, make that your cannon.  Say energy weapons have extremely short ranges and sensors aren't reliable at long ranges... you have a justification for nothing but knife fights and don't have to contradict yourself.  But you went the other way.  These things build up and by ME3, I frankly didn't believe you anymore.

Ashley Williams was a Gunnery Chief in ME1, a Lieutenant Commander in ME2.  How?  I don't remember her having 4 years of free time to get a degree, not to mention attend officer school and get through Ensign and Lieutenant first (also, Ensign wasn't a rank until ME3, where'd that come from?).  Kaiden was a Staff Commander?  We already know Commander is a field grade officer, so how is one a Staff Grade Field Grade officer?  It makes no sense.  Now, it's possible that Kaiden had the instance-use of Commander, meaning in-command-of-a-staff but that wouldn't make much sense to use when it's already a pay grade and we see no evidence that Kaiden is in charge of anything whatsoever.  

On the other hand, if the Alliance Military structure is so vastly different from NATOs, there really should have been a codex or two about it.  I can't help but chalk this up to lazy research.