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[Kappa Neko]

Shepard?

 

No?

 

Liara?

 

No?

 

OK.

 

FINE.

 

Onions?

 

I want to be an onion farmer on a cool planet. With an immortal dog from the Milky Way who bites the arms off intruders. By day I want to travel to other colonies and sell my onions. After a hard day of bartering I want to sit on my porch and watch the twin suns go down with my husband and our adopted alien son. And when it gets dark we (including the biotic god son) kill all the aliens monsters that come out of the woods with BOOOM.

 

MAKE IT HAPPEN, BIOWARE! Or I'm not buying...

[Suron]

consistency

 

unlike the crap they pulled in ME3

[Chardonney]

Quality.

[mackj22]

Story

[FKA_Servo]

Shepard?

 

No?

 

Liara?

 

No?

 

OK.

 

FINE.

 

Onions?

 

I want to be an onion farmer on a cool planet. With an immortal dog from the Milky Way who bites the arms off intruders. By day I want to travel to other colonies and sell my onions. After a hard day of bartering I want to sit on my porch and watch the twin suns go down with my husband and our adopted alien son. And when it gets dark we (including the biotic god son) kill all the aliens monsters that come out of the woods with BOOOM.

 

MAKE IT HAPPEN, BIOWARE! Or I'm not buying...

 

I would like the central conflict to stem from a clueless but well-intentioned colonist establishing an onion farm on a far-flung planet, only to have the whole thing spiral of control and subsequently wipe out an ancient civilization with invasive onions.

[Kappa Neko]

I would like the central conflict to stem from a clueless but well-intentioned colonist establishing an onion farm on a far-flung planet, only to have the whole thing spiral of control and subsequently wipe out an ancient civilization with invasive onions.

I like that. Mass Effect: Attack of the killer onions

 

The council will not be believe it until it is too late. AGAIN.

 

"Ah, yes, 'onions'. We have dismissed this claim."

 

Pleaaaase, Biowaaaare!

 

 

Don't mind me, having a silly evening...

[aerisblight]

Drell.

[N7M]

I like that. Mass Effect: Attack of the killer onions

 

The council will not be believe it until it is too late. AGAIN.

 

"Ah, yes, 'onions'. We have dismissed this claim."

 

Pleaaaase, Biowaaaare!

 

 

Don't mind me, having a silly evening...

 

Virmiredux

[GreyLycanTrope]

Nothing.

[agrael_bsn]

Emotion

[dreamgazer]

consistency
 
unlike the crap they pulled in ME3

ME3? Pfft. ME1 isn't even consistent in and of itself at the end, and the caliber of inconsistency in the first few hours of ME2 is staggering, let alone the entirety of that near-rebooted, nonexistent plot.

[Lady Artifice]

Spectacle. 

[Paulomedi]

Catalyst!

REPORTED.

[T-Raks]

Wonder.

[Silver Souls]

Galaxy

[TheChosenOne]

Exotic sex.



And what I mean by is alien sex

[CrimsonN7]

Wrex...

[Phoenix_Also_Rises]

WOW.

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

Space-babes.

 

Or do I mean space-boobs? O.o

 

Oh, no!

 

 

Oops...

[Arcian]

Laurabaileyvoicingthefemaleprotagonist.

[goishen]

Laurabaileyvoicingthefemaleprotagonist.

 

 

Seconded. 

 

Of course, it would be kind'a odd hearing the same woman who voiced the female protagonist in SR 3 & 4 voicing a character in this.  I'd keep wanting her to say, "These guys SUCK!" as she was fighting them.

 

EDIT :  Or one of them.   I know that there were three for each game, I think.

[The Heretic of Time]

Laurabaileyvoicingthefemaleprotagonist.

 

No. Laura Bailey is overused and overrated, perhaps even more so than Jennifer Hale.

 

Denise Gough should voice the female protagonist in ME:A.

[SpaceOutlaw3000]

Bounties

[Dubozz]

consistency

 

unlike the crap they pulled in ME3

this