As part of our ongoing series highlighting preferred revenge techniques for dealing with the Marauder's Elbow of Doom, we present Technique #8: A Seriously Cold Dish
To complete the technique at the top level:
- Maintain constant eye contact. If the Marauder must know anything, it is that there is no escape.
- Remain motionless. There isn't enough time to turn around and walk away likabaws, so for this technique, lock your gaze, shoulders forward, to signify your commitment to watching the Marauders pitiable final moment of horror and realization.
- Drink that moment of anguish like mana. Feed upon it, and let it sustain you until the next time one of those f***ers double-elbows you on your last medigel.

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