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[Fast Jimmy]

Are you all playing 5E here? Is no one rolling a monk? #deflectmissilesfolyfe

[Dio Demon]

Are you all playing 5E here? Is no one rolling a monk? #deflectmissilesfolyfe

3.5 homebrew. 

 

Gyad I hate monks. Always fisting things that shouldn't be fisted.

[Fast Jimmy]

3.5 homebrew.

Gyad I hate monks. Always fisting things that shouldn't be fisted.

When it comes to 3.5, EVERYTHING should be fisted.

[Dio Demon]

When it comes to 3.5, EVERYTHING should be fisted.

3.5 takes a lot of work to become good. But then it no longer becomes 3.5... Cosmic ****!

[Silver Moone]

Wait....there are ways to become better at this? 

 

Dammit...I need to read the hand book...but ...I mean it's like huge... we're talking War and Peace size ... 

 

I have a better idea... Dee...stop putting magical items in the game,...that way I won't be tempted...

 

I mean ...it's not like I do this type of thing all the time... 

 

p.s. my next character is going to be a monk 

[Dio Demon]

Wait....there are ways to become better at this? 

 

Dammit...I need to read the hand book...but ...I mean it's like huge... we're talking War and Peace size ... 

 

I have a better idea... Dee...stop putting magical items in the game,...that way I won't be tempted...

 

I mean ...it's not like I do this type of thing all the time... 

 

p.s. my next character is going to be a monk 

Monks are celibate.

[Silver Moone]

Monks are celibate.

 

B*llocks ...well how can they be fisting everything if they're celibate?..There must be a loophole of some kind... 

[Fast Jimmy]

B*llocks ...well how can they be fisting everything if they're celibate?..There must be a loophole of some kind...

D&D Book of Erotic Fantasy Sex Monk.


Sadly, I'm not making that up.

[Silver Moone]

D&D Book of Erotic Fantasy Sex Monk.


Sadly, I'm not making that up.

 

See...now that's what I'm talking about ...I now find myself wondering what type of weapons this monk would have 

 

Dee ...we need a D&D sex session please 

[Dio Demon]

See...now that's what I'm talking about ...I now find myself wondering what type of weapons this monk would have 

 

Dee ...we need a D&D sex session please 

You all get magical sexually transmitted diseases and die horribly.

[Silver Moone]

You all get magical sexually transmitted diseases and die horribly.

 

Dammit Dee!! 

[Simfam]

It's just an arrow. Come on.

 

I've been Last Worded, team killed, Thorned, shot through walls, dealt with blinking Titans, had a Bladedancer's super last long enough to kill me, dealt with sliding shotgunners, been stuck, hit by Sparrows, sniped by aimbots, cheated out of flawless victories, had everything on a map I worked so hard on deleted, had power go off while I was building a ship, lost my HDTV, can't play Halo MCC to get away from Destiny, corrupted data on Fallout New Vegas when I didn't save for five hours, seen a dragon fly backwords, took several.....

... 

Cheap shotted while checking messages, host booted, had an account hacked, witnessed several horrific things on the internet, listened to that Miku song repeatedly, listened to "Yuki Yuki Yuki" repeatedly, lost several hours of progress, red rings of death, the end of SnO, the end of Code Geass, getting kicked from a 35 Skolas by a squeaker, out DMR'd by a squeaker, team killed again, spawn trapped, had Banshees hijacked the second I got in them, had assassinations stolen, been denied assassinations, took a black eye, had to do crouch laps for being salty, violated by Zone of the Enders, violated by ONI, violated by teabagging mongrels, had games laser burned, been denied chainsaws kills, been killed by a traffic cone, been killed by soccer balls, been spawn killed by kill balls, got destroyed in UT, got killed as I spawned.

 

Oh, and I had to deal with squeakers on my fireteam. 

 

I sense more BS in your death than all of the BS I've mentioned combined together. 

 

But have you ever played DnD with #worstDM dee?

 

HAVE YOU?

[Fast Jimmy]

But have you ever played DnD with #worstDM dee?

HAVE YOU?

No... <sniff> no one invites me to join in on any BSN games...

[The Love Runner]

Dio is Dee-Dee and Sim is Dexter confirmed.

[Simfam]

No... <sniff> no one invites me to join in on any BSN games...

 

Come next time, Jimmy.

 

I'd love to kil-

 

I mean play with you.

 

Dio is Dee-Dee and Sim is Dexter confirmed.

 

Dee is actually spelt Dea.

 

So dEA games confirmed.

[Clover Rider]

Play a game of Yugioh with him to get back at him.

[Fast Jimmy]

I'd rather get an answer as to why going to the gym has to be such suffering.

Today I was on some stupid machine right, and this dude got about 20 feet away from me and just started staring at me. I'm like, oh he probably wants to use the machine, right? Well why don't you come ****** closer and say you want to do that, even though the gym is 3/4 empty and there are multiple empty machines of a similar type nearby, you *******? **** that guy.

Yesterday I got on the treadmill next to this weird guy who kept waving his arms around and clapping and humming way too loud. He also coughed a lot without covering his mouth in my direction. **** him too.

Earlier I was on another treadmill and this guy next to me wouldn't stop emanating this terrible BO that smelled like vomit. I mean, okay, he looked really old, but still. Gross.

I hate the gym.

 

That's why I train in a deserted, empty grassland plain, trying to lift rocks with my mind. 

 

It doesn't help with my six pack, but its better than dealing with total strangers at the gym.

[Fast Jimmy]

Come next time, Jimmy.

 

I'd love to kil-

 

I mean play with you.

 

Bring your campaign sessions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid!

[Clover Rider]

Puddi you know you should use 精神と時の部屋 to train.

[Clover Rider]

Did you use the 如意棒 to meet 神様?

[Simfam]

I'd rather get an answer as to why going to the gym has to be such suffering.

Today I was on some stupid machine right, and this dude got about 20 feet away from me and just started staring at me. I'm like, oh he probably wants to use the machine, right? Well why don't you come ****** closer and say you want to do that, even though the gym is 3/4 empty and there are multiple empty machines of a similar type nearby, you *******? **** that guy.

Yesterday I got on the treadmill next to this weird guy who kept waving his arms around and clapping and humming way too loud. He also coughed a lot without covering his mouth in my direction. **** him too.

Earlier I was on another treadmill and this guy next to me wouldn't stop emanating this terrible BO that smelled like vomit. I mean, okay, he looked really old, but still. Gross.

I hate the gym.

 

If I were you gym buddy.

 

You would hate it more.

[Clover Rider]

Because Sim would force you to play Yugioh with him.

[Simfam]

Whilst doing squats.

 

Yes.