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[TheBunz]

Is there anything stopping me from using this as an awesome way to pick up babes at the bar?

[Cz-99]

A key looks the same before and after it opens a lock. I think you'll be good, bruv.

[Simfam]

Yeah.

 

They wear bags and go to this place called Middle School.

[Fidite Nemini]

Don't know, scrutinize your mirror and you may find out.

[Simfam]

Don't know, scrutinize your mirror and you may find out.

 

Pls

 

Fidite.

 

Bunz has slain a thousand dragons and one.

[malloc]

[mybudgee]

Spoiler

 

[wolfhowwl]

Spoiler

 

 

[Queen Skadi]

Still trying to impress the geeky gamestop girl Bunz? Didn't think being a Virgin was such a desirable trait, I mean if it were odds are they wouldn't be virgins. Perhaps if the woman you are trying to court is delusional enough to believe that the only reason you are a virgin is because that you were saving yourself exclusively for her and that she is the only woman you would ever have eyes for (ever wonder why Bioware romances are so popular?), but if you are out in a bar looking for a casual hookup I am not sure it is going to be the most believable line.

[TheOgre]

Brag about being in a raid guild in warcraft. Five days a week to try to stay in the top thirty guilds for us ranking for the current tier.

You won't have this backfire on you if your trying to come off as a virgin

Oh and avoid eye contact too.. Be very shy when you talk. White Knight everything..

If that doesn't work, become an sjw.

[Commander Rpg]

Didn't think being a Virgin was such a desirable trait

It's desirable if you have morals.

[Queen Skadi]

It's desirable if you have morals.

 

Yeah you are going to have to explain that one to me, of course you do have to keep in mind I am not at all religious and do not subscribe to silly belief systems that suggest that a consensual coupling between 2 individuals (no matter their sex or sexual preference) out of wedlock is somehow immoral.

[Fishy]

Wear a tshirt that say it

 

I'M A VIRGIN.

 

V-MAN.

 

In the back though .. have written

 

- have done it with my sister. Does that count ?

 

[Fast Jimmy]

Yeah, Bunz?

Believe it or not, telling a girl at a bar "hey, I'm a virgin" does NOT make the panties drop. Even if they were going to try and take you in as a charity case, it's just as likely to backfire and close down any hope of crossing through those pearly gates.

And then, of course, if you DO have sex and then it turns into something more, you'll be looking at backpedaling how you lied to get her in your pants the first time she runs into an ex of yours.

[TheBunz]

Still trying to impress the geeky gamestop girl Bunz? Didn't think being a Virgin was such a desirable trait, I mean if it were odds are they wouldn't be virgins. Perhaps if the woman you are trying to court is delusional enough to believe that the only reason you are a virgin is because that you were saving yourself exclusively for her and that she is the only woman you would ever have eyes for (ever wonder why Bioware romances are so popular?), but if you are out in a bar looking for a casual hookup I am not sure it is going to be the most believable line.

You really do sell me short.

It's not like I'll go up to women and be all hey I'm a virg. I'll work the pity angle;
Me:I'm here drinking off my depression
Her: why what's up
Me: Broke up with my girlfriend, she cheated on me
Her: I'm sorry (becoming less interested)
Me: Yeah I don't blame her though, I've never gone that far with a woman.
Her: (interest piqued) oh really...
...
Score

[NeonFlux117]

Bunz are for real, or are you really chick and having an epic meta trollolol.....

[Sigma Tauri]

You really do sell me short.

It's not like I'll go up to women and be all hey I'm a virg. I'll work the pity angle;
Me:I'm here drinking off my depression
Her: why what's up
Me: Broke up with my girlfriend, she cheated on me
Her: I'm sorry (becoming less interested)
Me: Yeah I don't blame her though, I've never gone that far with a woman.
Her: (interest piqued) oh really...
...
Score

 

To sum up the strategy.

Step 1: "I'm pathetic."

Step 2: "Awwww..."

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit!

[Fishy]

You really do sell me short.

It's not like I'll go up to women and be all hey I'm a virg. I'll work the pity angle;
Me:I'm here drinking off my depression
Her: why what's up
Me: Broke up with my girlfriend, she cheated on me
Her: I'm sorry (becoming less interested)
Me: Yeah I don't blame her though, I've never gone that far with a woman.
Her: (interest piqued) oh really...
...
Score

 

 

You need to drop the douchebag tan though.

[TheBunz]

Yeah, Bunz?

Believe it or not, telling a girl at a bar "hey, I'm a virgin" does NOT make the panties drop. Even if they were going to try and take you in as a charity case, it's just as likely to backfire and close down any hope of crossing through those pearly gates.

And then, of course, if you DO have sex and then it turns into something more, you'll be looking at backpedaling how you lied to get her in your pants the first time she runs into an ex of yours.

Bro I'm telling you chicks are really into it. It gives off an instant good guy vibe.

[malloc]

You really do sell me short.

It's not like I'll go up to women and be all hey I'm a virg. I'll work the pity angle;
Me:I'm here drinking off my depression
Her: why what's up
Me: Broke up with my girlfriend, she cheated on me
Her: I'm sorry (becoming less interested)
Me: Yeah I don't blame her though, I've never gone that far with a woman.
Her: (interest piqued) oh really...
...
Score

 

so.... you basically want pity sex? Bunz yo.

[Fast Jimmy]

Bro I'm telling you chicks are really into it. It gives off an instant good guy vibe.

You know what gives off an instant good guy vibe? Being a good guy. Know what gives off an instant douchebag vibe? Telling outright lies to get some strange.

Come on, bro. Promote the best version of yourself... not a false version.

[Simfam]

I miss the days when the dumbest thing about Bunz threads was Bunz.

 

[TheBunz]

You need to drop the douchebag tan though.

Can't I'm naturally tan.

[malloc]

You know what gives off an instant good guy vibe? Being a good guy. Know what gives off an instant douchebag vibe? Telling outright lies to get some strange.

Come on, bro. Promote the best version of yourself... not a false version.

 

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