You know what gives off an instant good guy vibe? Being a good guy. Know what gives off an instant douchebag vibe? Telling outright lies to get some strange.
Come on, bro. Promote the best version of yourself... not a false version.
to get chick to like you,
1) don't be me; for i am a cerberus fan and bit of a troll and a bit weird at time,
2) women don't like douchbag for long; maybe for a night never for a long term;
3) Long term, women like nice guys that are reliable so play it by ear.
4) women like guys with a sense of humor 5) being good looking does help but a sense of humor does help in the long game as well as being a nice guy
5) a certain amount of Honest is helpful but either extremes are bad.
First off, I'm not exactly saving the princess at the bar. Second, there is no good version of myself.
Hey I'm a narcissistic douchebag that is only interested in your reproductive organs isn't the best pick up line.
TheBunz, you being a narcissistic douchebag on this forums is very normal. we won't expect anything less from you
Whos callin who a Virgin?! You know nothing about me! Karen You didn't have to humiliate me like that in public! Quiet you! ....Wait what are we talking about?
First of all, and I can't stress this enough, do not show them your internet history, specifically this thread.
Other than that, the only way to tell is if your man hymen (or he-men, to use the proper medical term) is broken. It's the first thing a woman notices when she's kissing you. It's possible, but extremely difficult to break by yourself, but if you can manage it she won't have any reason to doubt that you're a true playboy.
You really do sell me short.
It's not like I'll go up to women and be all hey I'm a virg. I'll work the pity angle;
Me:I'm here drinking off my depression
Her: why what's up
Me: Broke up with my girlfriend, she cheated on me
Her: I'm sorry (becoming less interested)
Me: Yeah I don't blame her though, I've never gone that far with a woman.
Her:(interest piqued) oh really...
*sound effect of record scratch* (chick hightails it out of the bar)
Bro I'm telling you chicks are really into it. It gives off an instant
good guypathetic vibe.
FTFY
Seriously terrible strategy. At least go with the girlfriend who dumped you was your first. That way she can hold out hope that you'll last slightly longer than a snowball in Hell if she does buy in.
And you...
It's desirable if you have morals.
Second time I've had to use that today.
Seriously, Bunz i'm getting sick of your threads. you need to stop it and let BSN be BSN.
get your bum off the computer seat and go into reality, find yourself a woman.
but bsn becomes less if he leaves. btw, do you want BSN become normal? Normal is toxic to us.
Seriously, Bunz i'm getting sick of your threads. you need to stop it and let BSN be BSN.
But I thought Bunz was BSN?
Seriously, Bunz i'm getting sick of your threads. you need to stop it and let BSN be BSN.
get your bum off the computer seat and go into reality, find yourself a woman.
Pot, this is Kettle.
Kettle, meet my friend pot.
I think you'll hit off.
Seriously, Bunz i'm getting sick of your threads. you need to stop it and let BSN be BSN.
get your bum off the computer seat and turn off your computer. go back into reality, find yourself a woman.
and DO the Thing.
Seriously, Bunz i'm getting sick of your threads. you need to stop it and let BSN be BSN.
get your bum off the computer seat and turn off your computer. go back into reality, find yourself a woman.
and DO the Thing.
You weren't supposed to read this. This was supposed to be my key to your heart.
I can't wait for your Legend of Korra homemade cosplay Sex Tape.
he's dangerous to us.but bsn becomes less if he leaves. btw, do you want BSN become normal? Normal is toxic to us.
BSN is not same without OWA. OWA was Queen of BSN. we all bowed down to her. unlike the fake king of BSN that is called Bunz.But I thought Bunz was BSN?
Pot, this is Kettle.
Kettle, meet my friend pot.
I think you'll hit off.
First off, I'm not exactly saving the princess at the bar. Second, there is no good version of myself.
Hey I'm a narcissistic douchebag that is only interested in your reproductive organs isn't the best pick up line.
Wow. That's a serious display of self-awareness, there. And (being the Pollyanna that I am) it's also not true.
Reproductive organs? That wouldn't work anyway unless she's like Liz Lemon level baby crazy. Otherwise, you could try it. There are plenty of women out there who are down for the one night stand.
Still trying to impress the geeky gamestop girl Bunz? Didn't think being a Virgin was such a desirable trait, I mean if it were odds are they wouldn't be virgins. Perhaps if the woman you are trying to court is delusional enough to believe that the only reason you are a virgin is because that you were saving yourself exclusively for her and that she is the only woman you would ever have eyes for (ever wonder why Bioware romances are so popular?), but if you are out in a bar looking for a casual hookup I am not sure it is going to be the most believable line.
So I CAN'T call you then? Damn...
BSN is not same without OWA. OWA was Queen of BSN. we all bowed down to her. unlike the fake king of BSN that is called Bunz.
Lol yeah right.
BSN is not same without OWA. OWA was Queen of BSN. we all bowed down to her. unlike the fake king of BSN that is called Bunz.
Off topic knows no king but the king of public restroom selfies.
That sounds like the most unlikely to succeed method for picking up chicks.
Asking her if she likes to play Magic: The Gathering is probably slightly better.
The following:
I don't think any grown woman would find a grown virgin man to be appealing.
they don't. they want younger menI don't think any grown woman would find a grown virgin man to be appealing.
I don't think any grown woman would find a grown virgin man to be appealing.
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