Do you guys really NOT SEE what's going on here?? Get it? "Not see"? Hehe. "Not see" = "Nazi"!!!! OMG SO PUNNY!
I used to wish I was blond haired and blue eyed, but then I saw one of my fine, Aryan friends visibly get sunburned at the beach within minutes. He also got his sandwich stolen by a seagull because his sensitive, light-colored eyes were blinded easily by the sun.
I was able to protect my sandwich because I have fantastic peripheral vision due to having almond-shaped eyes. It's what makes ninjas such successful assassins. Now, has anyone ever noticed how anal the spelling of the word assassin seems ? It's composed of "ass" "ass" and "in". Whoever created that word had an obvious fetish for donkeys. Speaking of ghey donkeys, or a donkey joto, which oddly sounds like Don Quixote, which is a game that I played in my youth. My friend and I would take turns playing Sancho, because Sancho would end up always having to do the grunt work and getting his ass busted around. Speaking of "bust", I used to also play cops and robbers a lot. The cop would always bust the robbers by the end, but this one friend I had was so fast, he was nigh impossible to catch, a real sonuva beach. So, back at the beach - I laughed at my little, starving, Aryan friend and even accidentally kicked some sand in his mouth while he was down, crying (can't stop those kung fu skills, ingrained into my genome). His family ended up buying the land my family's house was on and really ended up giving us the ass ass in, know what I mean?
Yeah, so I totally understand what you mean.