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#26
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You don't have to outscore me by so much. You make me feel downright inferior. Which I probably am but that's beside the point. 
Although the 'NovaGuard Incident' as I refer to call it, the last time we played, was punishment for abombing me  :(

 

I just wanna be loved.

 

I just wanna play a match with you where you don't go down on the first wave. Well, not for another 5 months at least.


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I totally would, but i sold my xbox.
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Dislike - well if you ever get an Xbone or PS4 then add me, I miss the carry

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You don't have to outscore me by so much. You make me feel downright inferior. Which I probably am but that's beside the point.
Although the 'NovaGuard Incident' as I refer to call it, the last time we played, was punishment for abombing me :(



I just wanna play a match with you where you don't go down on the first wave. Well, not for another 5 months at least.

Your inferior because youre English #WelshMasterRace
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#29
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Do you guys really NOT SEE what's going on here??  Get it?  "Not see"?  Hehe.  "Not see" = "Nazi"!!!!  OMG SO PUNNY!

 

I used to wish I was blond haired and blue eyed, but then I saw one of my fine, Aryan friends visibly get sunburned at the beach within minutes.  He also got his sandwich stolen by a seagull because his sensitive, light-colored eyes were blinded easily by the sun.

I was able to protect my sandwich because I have fantastic peripheral vision due to having almond-shaped eyes.  It's what makes ninjas such successful assassins.  Now, has anyone ever noticed how anal the spelling of the word assassin seems ?  It's composed of "ass" "ass" and "in".  Whoever created that word had an obvious fetish for donkeys.  Speaking of ghey donkeys, or a donkey joto, which oddly sounds like Don Quixote, which is a game that I played in my youth.  My friend and I would take turns playing Sancho, because Sancho would end up always having to do the grunt work and getting his ass busted around.  Speaking of "bust", I used to also play cops and robbers a lot.  The cop would always bust the robbers by the end, but this one friend I had was so fast, he was nigh impossible to catch, a real sonuva beach.  So, back at the beach - I laughed at my little, starving, Aryan friend and even accidentally kicked some sand in his mouth while he was down, crying (can't stop those kung fu skills, ingrained into my genome).  His family ended up buying the land my family's house was on and really ended up giving us the ass ass in, know what I mean?

 

Yeah, so I totally understand what you mean.


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#30
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Your inferior because youre English #WelshMasterRace

Oh, look, a sheep your girlfriend!

 

 

  Now, has anyone every noticed how anal the spelling of the word assassin seems ?  It's composed of "ass" "ass" and "in".  Whoever created that word had an obvious fetish for donkeys.  

Comes from 'Hashashin' which, is Hash, Ash, and In, therefore, them some stoned ninjas.


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#31
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this should be the indiana jones punching a nazi gif portion of this thread



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Oh, look, a sheep your girlfriend!

 

Sick burn!!!


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The **** is this thread?

#34
ALTBOULI

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Oh, look, a sheep your girlfriend!

Leave my sheep out of this!

 

Sick burn!!!

Stay out of this you!


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#35
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I just want them to be turians, OP.



#36
Asari Goddess

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I just want them to be turians, OP.

 

i just want them to be Asaris, :P 



#37
FluffyCannibal

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I almost forgot:

The only will is my own, I do whatever I want and stay alone.
All my decisions make it, untouchable and tainted...


*moshes off into the distance, still singing*



#38
Marksmad is waving goodbye

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The **** is this thread?

Anything but straight, that's for sure.



#39
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WHAT IS THIS 'A RYAN'!?!?! HUMANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED WORDS! VORCHA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND! PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US!!


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WHAT IS THIS 'A RYAN'!?!?! HUMANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED WORDS! VORCHA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND! PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US!!

 

What is so complicated with those guileless words words in which he used you vorcha male specimen :P



#41
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WHAT IS THIS 'A RYAN'!?!?! HUMANS AND THEIR COMPLICATED WORDS! VORCHA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND! PLEASE EXPLAIN TO US!!

Aryan is the dude who came before Bryan.  Ahhahah I know that's especially awful, but I'm hitting "post" anyway!


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#42
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So you play with bad PUGs and complain that they suck and you had to carry the team.

 

 

Then you play with someone who is good and can challenge your score and complain they are score hores.

 

 

So what is it? You want the players to be good enough that you arent carrying the team but bad enough to never outscore you?

 

I think it only applies to Gold or below. At least for me. Otherwise Gold is too much of a cakewalk. Like if you, me and Clyde are all playing Gold, we better be playing more toward hipster/weaker setups, otherwise it better be Platinum.

 

But if it's just you and me... sure, we can scare some Gold pugs into rage quits and see how fast we can turn it into a duo.



#43
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The scorewh0re that bothers me is the one who uses wave 11 missiles to close the gap to within 50k.

 

Noted.

 

 

 

 

>_>



#44
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Aryan Master Race? That's not funny.

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Only like <5 people in this game make me feel inferior, that I've played with, and i have nothing but respect for them. Nein.

 

Is that you, Reefa?


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#46
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I just wanna play a match with you where you don't go down on the first wave. Well, not for another 5 months at least.


:wub:

#47
Jugger nuggss

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Its all jugger nuggss fault. He put me up to it!


I did no such thing

#48
Excella Gionne

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The Pokemon song sums up my answer for this thread....



#49
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I did no such thing

Sure, Juggolf Nuggssler


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#50
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The Pokemon song sums up my answer for this thread....

I wanna be the very best