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[Spectr61]

Pulling a great thread from the ME:A forum. It's very funny.

"Haven't seen one of these in a while. The rules are simple. Corrupt the wish given by the post above you. Make a wish regarding what you want to see in MEA. I'll start:

I wish for a good ending"

So, substitute DAIMP for MEA, and let go. I will start-

I wish for a better matchmaking system.

[Sinistrality]

Granted, but you can't connect to anyone.

 

I wish Flank Attack had no cooldown if it didn't hit anyone, just like Shield Bash and Ambush.

[Medallian]

granted but you do no damage when you hit........

 

I wish, for a new game mode...

[Yallegro]

Granted, but it is only for low lvl players

 

I wish for old gen patches

[Rolenka]

granted but you do no damage when you hit........

 

I wish, for a new game mode...

 

 

Granted, but all enemies are archers and despair demons.

 

I wish the game would timeout or let me cancel failed match searches.

[Cirvante]

Granted, your game cancels failed match searches by crashing to desktop.

 

I wish for the Hakkon Greatsword to drop already.

[Carbon_Bishop]

Granted, your game cancels failed match searches by crashing to desktop.

 

I wish for the Hakkon Greatsword to drop already.

Granted, New Legion of the Dead Weapons come out tomorrow making it obsolete.

 

I wish I couldn't hear peoples significant others, children, washing machine, annoying music, fish tanks etc. blaring over the mic in party chat

[Minuos]

Granted, but you frequently lose all game audio.

 

I wish Shadow Strike's tracking actually worked.

[JAMiAM]

Granted, but then it's the only power that tracks in Spectr61's laggy lobby.

 

(Sorry bud, but given today's lag, it was a gimme...;^))

 

I wish that the new Silent Sister has the best in party banter for MP.

[Cirvante]

Granted, but then it's the only power that tracks in Spectr61's laggy lobby.

 

(Sorry bud, but given today's lag, it was a gimme...;^))

 

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I wish more people would skip treasure rooms.

[K_A_Rnage]

Granted, but they will have a 10% chance of dropping Hakkon's now.

I wish I had a Hakkon Bow

[Sinistrality]

Granted, but it bugged out and rolled 6 base damage.

 

I wish all the classes had some sort of movement ability.

[Freedheart]

Granted, but debris, pebbles and shadows interrupt it.

 

I wish for more cotton.

[Domiel Angelus]

Granted but all of your other materials disappear.

 

I wish for Despair Demons to be the same size as Pride Demons.

[Cirvante]

Granted, but their Ice Mine now has the same radius as Firestorm.

 

I wish the dragons had more health and would stay on the ground longer.

[Xanterra]

Granted, but now they can burrow into the ground and summon legions of darkspawn to do their bidding...wait a second.

I wish that we could fight Archdemons in MP, lore be damned.

[Cirvante]

Granted, but it can only be killed by a Grey Warden.

 

I wish they would give us Shale as a playable character.

[Domiel Angelus]

Granted but she's one-eighth scale.

 

I wish that we got Zevran instead of whatever we're getting (hearing its a dw sword dwarf which is just levels of wrong).

[Cirvante]

Granted, but he has the exact same skill trees as the Assassin and he's mute.

 

I wish we would get a DPS mage.

[Domiel Angelus]

Granted, but he has the exact same skill trees as the Assassin and he's mute.

 

I wish we would get a DPS mage.

 

Granted but she's using a real pool noodle and not just that flimsy Spirit Blade.

 

I wish we got Jar of Summon Mabari Hound as a new item. 

[Xanterra]

Granted, but now you have to feed and train them.

I wish we had an actual arcane warrior.

[Sinistrality]

Granted, but you can't play it.

 

I wish the agent banners took only 25 games, just like mass effect.

 

(This thread is moving really ****** fast.)

[Cirvante]

Granted, but the summoned Mabari always gets stuck in a wall and prevents the key from dropping.

 

I wish they would give us in-depth game stats of our character builds and loadouts.

[starrks]

Granted, is coming "soon."

I wish items left the loot pool at some point.

[Xanterra]

Granted, but inquisition weapons are now 99% of your loot.

 

I wish we could launch straight into MP without the splash-screens.