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[StargeezerTim]

 

I wish I could trade iron, silk. rams leather, etc. . . for XP.

 

 

Granted. Salvaging is being discontinued. Try making your stuff now! 

 

I wish they'd finally fix that annoying audio drop bug.

[GreatBlueHeron]

Granted, but now all audio is replaced by the soothing sounds of Kenny G

I wish for a dagger that has a 10% chance drop of a golden nug on hit.

[Zorinho20_CRO]

Granted, but now all audio is replaced by the soothing sounds of Kenny G

I wish for a dagger that has a 10% chance drop of a golden nug on hit.

Granted,but that nug has such high amount of armor that is nigh immortal.

I wish return of Blood magic,so could sacrifice my own teammates.

[Pork]

Granted,but that nug has such high amount of armor that is nigh immortal.
I wish return of Blood magic,so could sacrifice my own teammates.

Granted, but gives a 10% chance to be possessed by a demon.

I wish that we didnt have lag anymore when not hosting. (Sorry i didnt know how this worked before because im dumb)

[21T09]

Granted, but gives a 10% chance to be possessed by a demon.

I wish that we didnt have lag anymore when not hosting. (Sorry i didnt know how this worked before because im dumb)

 

 

Granted, but the option to host a game is removed.

 

I wish the Necromancer had no helmet and free-flowing hair.

[Spectr61]

Granted, but Sidony declares herself trans, dressing and resembling a legionaire.

I wish my friends list had better players. (Ha!)

[StargeezerTim]

Granted, but they're all unrepentant mouth breathers over voice chat.

 

I wish more cloth could be salvaged from items.

[Aetika]

Granted, but leather is taken out of game.

 

I wish we could play as mabari.

[ParthianShotX]

Granted, but you spend the entire match uncontrollably humping your teammates' legs.

 

I wish we could dodge.

[Freedheart]

Granted, but your highest damage ability is Leg Humping.  Granted, but the ability places you in the path of newly spawned druffaloes.

 

I wish it was as easy to think up wishes as it is to corrupt those of others.  

[toddgambit]

Granted but every time you think up a wish you lose a memory NeverEnding Story II style.  

 

I wish that when the necro makes a red templar knight her pet - that it would power her up with super speed and damage.

[teltow]

Granted but she will be instantly teleported to Narnia.

I wish they would give the already earned xp for crashed games.

[Sinistrality]

Granted, now you don't get xp for finished games.

 

I wish grappling hook could hook to terrain.

[Freedheart]

Granted - but it moves said terrain to you rather than vice versa.

 

I wish exploding mushrooms dropped loot.

[Proto]

Granted - But any loot gained replaces your cotton

 

I wish I had a good idea for a wish

[Freedheart]

Granted - But any loot gained replaces your cotton

 

 

Noooooo!!!!  Anything but my precious cotton!!!  You are a cruel, cruel person, Proto.  

[ParthianShotX]

Granted, and it is the best idea in the entire history of wishing but you are completely unable to share it.  

 

I wish the virtuoso could summon a band and back up singers.

[Freedheart]

Granted - they are a Bon Jovi cover band that sings songs translated into French then back into English...with thick Orlesian accents.

 

I wish that Tamar would tell us the story the rebel mages told her.

[StargeezerTim]

Granted. It involves gummi bears, a rubber suit and a blowtorch.

 

I wish the inter-party banter wouldn't repeat itself so much. That being said, I wish the inter-party banter wouldn't repeat itself so much.

[Sinistrality]

Granted, every banter is now a random line from Friends or insert sitcom here.

 

I wish we could play as a nug.

[Spectr61]

Granted, but all have to wear thongs, and fight in a line.

I wish Izzy's longcoat wasn't so long.

[StargeezerTim]

Granted. Apparently pirates don't have access to Nair.

 

I wish we had items that would increase the quantity of potions we can carry.

[Snakebite]

Granted, but all Health Potions are replaced with Regen Tonics, all grenades replaced with Pitch Grenades, and all tonics are replaced with pre-buff Rock Armor Tonic.

 

I wish the DoT from Venatori Mages' "Electric Slide" didn't tick 65,118 times per second.

[thevaleyard]

Granted, now it ticks 65,119 times per second.

 

I wish for more Imperial Vestment Cotton. 

[mfr001]

Granted, but St. Bluke has nerfed all cotton HoK to 10% of previous value.

 

I wish there were more places where I could hide from archers.