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[Quintinw]

Granted, but that Virtuoso's fps bug on consoles now affects PC

 

I wish my gameplay would be more damn consistent (Sometimes I can play archer on NM, sometimes I'm in fade zone 1).

Granted, all of your abilities now have no cooldown, no startup time or end lag and can be used multiple times is quick succession, but now only deal 1 damage per hit.

 

I wish i had the will to continue promoting for stats (24-19-13)

[SpaceV3gan]

Granted. The Leaderboards are now universal, everyone is in there, every single player.

Having seen that your name is there for the World to see as well as seeing that by promoting you can earn a few spots, your e-peen has been boosted to new heights and now the will of promoting is greater than you.

 

 

I wish the ham at camp were replaced by tofu.

[StargeezerTim]

Granted. However, it comes wrapped in bacon. With a side of bacon. And bacon au jus. Come to think of it, that's probably the only way I'd eat tofu. 

 

I wish players would learn how to adjust or mute their own mics so they don't "share" their TV, yelling family, dubstep music and mouth-breathing with the squad.

[Medallian]

test

[ParthianShotX]

test

 

Granted, but the scores are disappointing.

 

I wish they'd have a DAMP/ME3MP mashup weekend challenge.

[Spectr61]

Test granted.

I wish Medallian indeed looked like his avatar.

[Valseer]

Just to clarify

 

I wish my gameplay would be more damn consistent (sometimes I can play archer on NM, sometimes I'm in fade zone 1).

 

-Sinislarity

 

For some reason I couldn't quote

 

Granted, but now all enemies except for bosses are replaced with shield wielding enemies who drop confusion grenades as they move

 

 

I wish the darkspawn faction for damp includes normal and alpha versions

Modifié par Valseer, 13 août 2015 - 09:23 .

[ParthianShotX]

is the darkspawn faction out?

[Beerfish]

Granted but they all have tattoos that make them look like Elvis.

 

I wish Redshirt Quin would make a wish.

[Freedheart]

Granted, but now all enemies except for bosses are replaced with shield wielding enemies who drop confusion grenades as they move

 

 

I wish the darkspawn faction for damp includes normal and alpha versions

 

 

Granted, but it also includes a new "Iota" class...tiny little enemies that you can't see that have one hit kill abilities.

Beerfish

 

Granted, but doing so requires all of your remaining wishes.

 

I wish I didn't have to play at the highest levels to get the coolest weapons.

[Beerfish]

Granted but just as you flip over your purple weapon card with anticipation and lust you get disconnected every time.

 

I wish the silent sister looked like a later fat elvis in a rhinestone suit.

[Freedheart]

Isn't that her tier 4 gear?

[htisscrimbliv]

Granted, but now she can also talk and makes an annoying bill clinton impression

I wish Josephine didnt look like the spawn of an alligator and a tree

[GreySpectre]

Granted, she looks like the spawn of a crocodile and a shrub.

 

I wish I actually get to see a lot more characters from the previous games in the upcoming DLCs.

[Freedheart]

Granted - Get reacquainted with Goldanna & Isolde 

 

I wish I had a comfy chair in my office, so I could DAMP more comfortably.

[Beerfish]

Granted but Brooke Shields also has to live in your room with you because she wants you to 'Live Life Comfortably'.

 

I wish we had elephant mounts in DAMP.

[Proto]

Granted. Getting on the mount immediately sends you to Narnia.

 

I wish it was possible to play across all platforms.

[jerky]

Granted! You get to play is on Atari 5600, PSP, and Dreamcast with your cross-platform friends!

I wish Sindony got a new more flattering hat.

[Beerfish]

Granted!  But she also gets Elvis lamb chop tattoos like the Silent Sister.

 

I wish I got free beer every time I landed in Narnia.

[Snakebite]

Granted.  You stop going to Narnia.  Now you go to Middle-earth.

 

I wish all DoT abilities could crit.

[HelenCarnate]

Granted.  You stop going to Narnia.  Now you go to Middle-earth.

 

I wish all DoT abilities could crit.

Granted. All DoTs now crit at a 1% chance of your normal crit rate.

 

I wish for more spiders so I could finish that stupid achievement without playing 5000 matches.

[Sinistrality]

Granted, but they show up in real life too.

 

I wish F4 spam would die out, and F3 spam become the new in thing. (That's come over here and Praise party members for you console folks)

[HelenCarnate]

Granted, but they show up in real life too.

 

 

OMG My girlfriend would freak out.  She has actual arachnophobia.  Not just the "I really don't like spiders" kind but becomes paralyzed with fear if she sees one.  She has to close her eyes when we open a treasure room and spiders pop out.

[Sinistrality]

OMG My girlfriend would freak out.  She has actual arachnophobia.  Not just the "I really don't like spiders" kind but becomes paralyzed with fear if she sees one.  She has to close her eyes when we open a treasure room and spiders pop out.

Yeah if I see a spider of any sorts in real life I'll freeze up too. Makes for bad times. Games don't bother me as much anymore (I used to never play games with spiders, and if I really had to, someone better be there to carry me through as I close my eyes and ears.)

[Yallegro]

Granted, but they show up in real life too.

 

I wish F4 spam would die out, and F3 spam become the new in thing. (That's come over here and Praise party members for you console folks)

 

Granted, but all the praisers turn out to be sexual predators trying to groom you

 

I want less derpy designs for Terror, RT Horror and RT Behemoth