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[Serelir]

I was JUST talking about sex-magic with, ehm, someone - today! Mages are bound to experiment, especially the ones who can't get any nookie in the Orlesian Circles.

[raging_monkey]

Damn image sex sounds awesome especially with the more theoretical ones

[Serelir]

Just think of the combos!

[raging_monkey]

Every hour of everyday... hehe

[raging_monkey]

Act 66: ice queen and master's words

Spoiler

monkai leaned against the wall listening to zera and coldi fight. It had exploded rapidly, he saw zera chase after coldi after hitting her out of shock. and she wants to be a mother... hilarious Scorn said laughing.

XXx

Monkai stood fixing the ceiling in his room applying the final nail. He could've used magic but felt it a abuse of power.. a disgustingly lazy. He heard the main door open, he stepped from the ladder to see which came back first.


"I lost her..." zera said woefully

Monkai leaned against the wall stroking his chin hair. "She provoked you but she's just a kid"

"I know but she.. " zera sighed punching a wall leaving her imprint and hand broken. Monkai walked to her taking her hand gently as she winced.

"You have your father's temper.." he said.

"Bastard.."

"I'll find her.. it's a masters duty right"

"Now your responsible " zera said kissing him intending to finish where they left

XXx

Coldi sat in her chair at the wh*re's gambit she had evaded zera in a circle blending in with the crowds ,had it been a play it'd be comical. She sat in her seat drinking the harshest drink they had and smoking Kohl from her master's pipe she "borrowed ". She figured she go back to monkai's instead of her parents. When they heard of her expulsion they kicked her out.
"Ungrateful child" they said... she thought.

"Pfft without me they still be merchants" she said before drinking her glass.

"Hello puppet" a man said "buy you a drink"

"How bout you get lost " she said.

"Don't recognize me do you" he said. Coldi took a hard look. It was the antivan man who felt her up a week ago."Hey seedbag "

"Whats a pretty thing doing alone"

"Drinking and listening to some a*shole trying get some taint." She said dryly.

"So cold mi amour "

Coldi was growing annoyed by the antivans antics. She was drunk and in the moods. "If I mount you will you shut up"

The antivan gestured to the back

XXx

Coldi was unimpressed by his member it was small and veered to the left slightly. "Go on give it a kiss" he said

Coldi kissed it gently slowly taking it in to her mouth letting her tongue play with it, then taking both his member and seedbag in.

The man winced at pleasure "you have a cold mouth but I think I love you..." he said. Coldi was already bored and decided to stop, she willed mana altering the fluids in her mouth. The man screamed as unbearable cold passed through him, he pushed coldi off.

"Bit*ch-born wh*are look at what you did!" He shouted pointing to his frozen members.

Coldi wiped her mouth "looks like it's a bit cold.. as they say." The man drew his dagger and swung at her, she danced around him promptly kicking him in his manhood shattering it into red ice.

The man screamed in agony rolling and screaming bout his manhood. " you bit*h!"

"Yeah yeah walk it off garlic d*ick " she said walking back inside

Xxx

Coldi drank even more, she could still taste the mans tool it smelled like month old cheese and tasted like it... it was horrid. "Makers pink t*ts it won't come out. She said taking another swig

A figure sat next to her with a snake eating it's tail. "Great... gonna try to f*ck me too?

"Nope just getting a drink and maybe wait til you come home" monkai said raising his hand for the barkeep to serve him.

"Z calm down?"

"Nope... and I'm paying for."

"How?"

"My staff is broken" he said wincing as he moved to get comfortable.

"Least your getting some "

"You were fellating the antivan " monkai said taking a sip.

Coldi pulled her Hood over her head in shame. "Crap... just know I wasn't paid and he didn't buy me "

Monkai laughed choking on his drink. "So your a shity wh*re". Coldi punch him in the shoulder and yelled obscenities at him.

When she was finally done monkai looked at her. "Look I'll admit I've been lax in your training. But you gotta know your a ragin and we stick together but we have to respect each other. He said poking at coldi's tattoo

"Yes... master"

"Good" he said walking away.

"Your not paying? Coldi asked, "nope you are see ya at home"

Coldi paid for their tab taking her entire 2 week allowance., she chased after her master knowing she had a home

[raging_monkey]

Act 67 the masters wife.

Spoiler

monkai put his key in the lock guessing how many tumblers his lock had vale did good security. He entered his home announcing his presence and headed to bed.

Coldi on the other hand slinked inside trying make it to her room.

"Coldi " zera softly said calling her into the kitchen. Coldi knew she was gonna get chewed out and not in the fun way she thought .

"Yeah"

"Sit."

Coldi meekly sat down not looking at zera, but she coulsmd still feel her gaze. "Look I'm sorry for spying on ya'll and calling you barren " coldi said pouting.

Zera took her hand "and I'm sorry for hitting you.. your right I'm not your mother, I'm your sister I shouldn't have acted like it."

"Kay we are both sorry can I go? Making my teeth hurt" coldi said hiding her embarrassment.

Zera allowed her to leave but coldi shocked her giving her a hug tight enough to choke her. Zera patted her head singing her and song of a lonely orphan finding a home, that caused coldi to silently whimper

XXx

Zera leaned on the balcony looking to harbour in the distance knowing she was barren but she had a family in her own way, that blood didn't matter, nor did being real only that you stuck together.

[Serelir]

Sweet! Zera, I mean, not garlic-dick. 

[raging_monkey]

Hehe yeah she's had stressful day and don't mess with coldi

[Serelir]

Now he'll have to get a prosthetic, demon-possessed ****.

[raging_monkey]

Act 68 structure

Spoiler

coldi moved her hands drawing mana, she imagined herself a flowing river following the current. She then imagined a frozen river hard as stone,and when she opened her eyes she'd encased her body in armour made of ice.

"Bravo kid" monkai said looking at his Ward with pride. "No do it again but make it harder"

"Thats what she said" coldi joked. Monkai hit her with his staff making a audible crack on her head

"Again... good one"

Xxx
Zera stirred her pots one for making a poultice that would boost her fertility and the other breakfast. She prided herself on her cooking though it was rarely eatable,but monkai ate it always

She heard sounds of squishing through the kitchen looking back she saw coldi soaking wet shivering "maker you think you'd like being cold since ice is your speciality " zera said.

"Shut .. up. .." she between chattering her teeth .zera gave her a rag to dry herself off.

Monkai entered next smelling the food,it was pleasant. The air seeped with spices and the meat she added for flavor made him consider eating it with his vegetables. The only meat he was fish zera had out done herself.

"Dear I need you to head to the market to pick up more herbs "z zera said going back to stir her pot.

"I was heading there now" he said

"And taffy" coldi said rubbing her shoulders.

"Of course". Monkai acknowledged his housemates grabbing his coin pouch and leaving

[raging_monkey]

Now he'll have to get a prosthetic, demon-possessed ****.

can you imagine the thrust he'd give? he'd have a army of dickmatized ladies lol

[raging_monkey]

SeaSon 3

Act 69 ancestry

Spoiler

monkai left the market with the herbs for zera's brew. He knew she was barren and the herbs and magic did only so much against nature.

"Somebody help murder guards" a woman said shouting to who would answer. He pushed through a crowd that had formed instantly.

He saw the body of a elderly woman her eyes had been removed and her tongue tore out. Monkai knelt down to her seeing only what was meant for him. A old glyh he used in his training with his grandfather. "What in bloody flames".

XXx

Zera paced around impatiently "he should've been back by now it's almost time" she said.

"Maker... you really must love his staff " coldi said making a lewd gesture.

"Coldi behave" she said waiting at the door

[Serelir]

Ohhh, what's going to happen? Who is this victim? Is she a slave?

[raging_monkey]

Who knows...

[raging_monkey]

Act 70 : family

Spoiler

monkai looked at the corpse he had maybe five minutes til the guards came. Examing the body he found not only the glyph but a message in her breast. He took it as the crowd debated over what happened. "This smell bad.."

XXx

Monkai arrived back at his manor he knew zera was going chew him out for his tardiness. "I'm back" he said putting the groceries on the table.

"My taffy!" Coldi said holding out her hand. Monkai stuck out his tongue "all gone" he said laughing.

Coldi kneed him in his stomach bringing him to the ground. "Look under the blood lotus" he said holding his stomach

"Coldi to your room.." zera said in a scant nightgown " we have business "

"Yeah dickbusiness " she laughed taking her confection to her room.

"So big boy you ready?" She said walking to him and unbuckling his belt.

"there's been a murder " monkai said as zera kissed his member. She rose up taking her robe and covering herself. "Anyone we know"

"It was a elderly woman. She helped me when I arrived here forging my nobility certifications." He said buckling his pants.

Zera griped the table feeling the wood crack and splinter. She remembered ugin and his vendetta and how he ended up taking her chance at children. "Is it passing related?" She asked.

"No I don't think so. The body had this note and a glyh only my grandfather knew.

"You sure? Glyphs are common.

"I'm sure it's the only thing that bastard gave me" venom laced his words. Monkai rarely talked about his past and anytime family came up he avoided the question like a plague.

"Kai you have to tell me everything we are married even if it's not official... for better or worse we stick together.

"I know it's just my grandfather was a elf but that's irrelevant. He abandoned me when I was six, six saying he was going to the market. It wasn't til a week later I found out he had left the country and he's the most horrid person I met... even ugin was pitiable but that man... that was a piece of work " monkai said punching a hole in the wall

Zera held him her embrace calmed him slightly "it alright tell me later.. for now let's play." She cooed biting his ear.

"Don't you ever need a break"

[Red of Rivia]

Family? hmmmm

[raging_monkey]

all will be explained soon ive already picked the cast for season 3 

[Serelir]

Darn it, unbuckle that belt!

[raging_monkey]

So your curious to see how long the snake's head is

[Serelir]

Of course! You're not the only one who likes to watch.

[raging_monkey]

I think i can shuffle thing up.

[Serelir]

How has it not fallen off already because of overuse? Must be magic.

[raging_monkey]

Act 71 : chow time

Spoiler

monkai stretched letting the sun wash over him. He saw zera sleeping, she had a cute smile when she slept. He crawled onto her kissing her neck, playing with her erect breast. He coated ice onto his hands listening to her moan as his cold hands stimulated her.

"Learned that from coldi? "She said waking.

"Yeah imagine if she applied herself "

They kissed letting the morning passion take them. Zera decided she do something new, she alter the gravity of the world letting them float in the air. She traced his tattoo following the tail from his neck to its head on his member. It pulsed and seeped his seed, zera kissed it each time sucking and savoring it. She wondered if she consumed his seed in both her mouths would finally conceive, she forced his member to the darkest part of her mouth using their weightlessness and throat to please him.

She let out a gurgling sound as he thrusted into her throat, each time her lotus erupted with moisture. Monkai then began to feast on her flower, greedy licking her dry, and biting her stem. Zera lost control of her spell sending them falling down hard. She felt his member slam further than she could imagine in her throat, spit came up choking her...she tried to get air but gagged as monkai erupted in her,Zera's vision went white as she swallowed every last drop.

Monkai got off her letting his seed drop on her like a sive. He slide himself into her, mimicking her little trick levitating them higher and higher until she was on the ceiling.

"Wait I need rest" zera cried, her face milky and eyes blank. "Nope" monkai said thrusting harder as she bit her lip drawing blood.

She screamed as his member forced open her womb, she could feel it getting stuck and tearing her apart as he moved and struck again. Monkai shouted in ecstasy as he released into her flooding her lotus and womb with his seed. They glided back down zera could feel his seed leak from her and desperately tried to hold it in. "That... was... great.." she said losing consciousness.

Monkai wondered if he would survive the making of children... it was a lot of work

Act 72: link

Spoiler

monkai and zera laid in the bed talking bout how she hoped her fertility charms and poultices worked. She knew she wouldn't have kids no matter what but that didn't stop her from trying and defying the odds."I'm telling you it works" she said listening to his heart.

"I know" monkai said supportingly knowing how stressed she was. He wondered how long it would take til she hit rock bottom finally coming to gripes bout her condition. He heard the door to their room knock.

"Yo that elf from the other day is here... you guys.. trying to.." coldi said opening the door without the all clear.

"Damn it girl privacy! " zera said throwing a pillow at her. "Tell her to go to the study."

Coldi waved in acknowledgement stealing a peak at zera 's lotus that was snow white. "Thats a lot.."

XXx

Monkai entered his study watching elywon review her notes. "So what do I owe the honour of my replacement " he said hitting her head with his staff. She glanced at him seeing his member still ready. She blushed and cleared her throat.

"You said I can comeback if I had questions on your book.." she said dipping her quill in ink. He plopped down in his chair wiping his face. "Alright.. what's the first- " he said as elywon grabbed his arm the world went dark and cold..

XXx

Elywon awoke in a bustling town watching merchant s sell their wares. The people were dressed oddly practical but extrvagent. She remembered this is the fade... monkai mind to be exact. "Time to get some answers" she said, oddly feeling bold.
She wondered where monkai was this was his mind and she could feel scorn's presence but not monkai's. Elywon sat on a bench, looking up and closing her eyes trying to focus in on him.

you won't find him... Scorn said appearing next to her. Elywon felt cold... she remembered her last encounter... " hello ma'am " she said trying not to provoke her.

listen harlot I don't approve of you invading my lovers mind or playing the heroine in some bards tale."

" I hear a but coming "

Scorn opened a portal for her to enter leave now and you'll be safe.. this is your only warning she decreed vanishing in glow of light.

"Least she was polite..ish" elywon said smiling.

XXx
She had enter another part of his mind to see a old elven man in by her guess his late forties, scold in the same child she glimpsed from last time.

"Listen boy I took you in after your parents died taught you to control your gifts but spirits help me"

"Look gramps I can do what I please it's not like your any better looking for some old relic."

"That relic is our birth right!"

"Of a decayed city"

The man slapped him and told him he was going to the market. Elywon looked at the boy heartbroken at his neglect.

"Thats the last I saw him.." monkai said dispelling the memory. Looking at elywon.

"So yourself  elf-blooded..." elywon hesitantly asked.

"Yeah... dad liked elven taint " monkai dryly said. "Look I'm able to keep Scorn calm but you gotta leave.. I don't like what ever freaky trick you have that invades my mind but- " monkai stopped.

"Something's wrong"

Xxx
Elywon fell out her chair realizing she lost her focus by a sense of dread. She saw monkai run out the study, she followed him to the foyer. His face was stricken with anger and hate.. she could feel the emotions emanating from him as he saw two assailants holding coldi and zera hostage.

"Hello grandson... get my note..." a wizened man said.

[raging_monkey]

How has it not fallen off already because of overuse? Must be magic.

he has the good D

[raging_monkey]

act 73: bitterness

Spoiler

monkai looked at the old man , he hasn't aged a day he was sitting on his chair stroking his chin . monkai looked at zera being held by a woman at knifepoint at her throat and coldi being held down herself struggling to get free

" zera.. are you alright?" he said trying to control his temper

"yes im fine... who are these people...." she said worried by how the woman seductively moved the knife across her throat drawing blood. "be a good girl and you'll keep your man" the woman said

"I'm fine too thanks for asking!" coldi said trying to fight off her attacker. The man twisted her arm dislocating it, she screamed at the pain and past out.

Elywon was growing sickened by the attackers she stepped next to monkai as if awaiting a signal. "come now is that how you great your grandfather?"

"fu*k you Adris". monkai shouted" and get your thugs off my girl and apprentice"

Adris gestured to his associates to tell them release his captives "see boy we can be civil... we are family." monkai reeled back disgusted by his use of the word "family" he had gall to claim him as his own. give the word and we will kill them.

" Get out or i swear by the fade ill kill you here and now" he said summoning mana to his fingertips. " You've done quite well for a orphan a house, money, power.... a new name" adris said standing up

monkai unleashed a bolt of pure entropy that split into beams of light with elywon casting a stream of lightning following his lead he'd talked too much and monkai kept his promises. Adris erected a barrier of light to deflect their spells he then returned the same spells back at them, sending elywon into the next room and monkai into the wall.

"Are you done..." Adris said dryly. monkai swung at him trying to grab him but was thrown into the table hitting pots and pans. "really boy this is getting sad"

monkai could feel his skin crack and burn and his eyes change to pigment. "know whats sad geezer you looking for some old ass relic from a forgotten era" he said voice distorted as scorn and he were in unison now.

" ah but ive found nardeth's tomb proof we are gods among men." Adris said outstretching his hands almost welcoming his progeny

"bullshit its just a myth a fable" monkai said lowering his magic

" settle down and ill share...."

xxx

Elywon tended to coldi's arm " this is gonna hurt sweety" she said tenderly. "just do it.." she replied screaming as she tried to pop her arm back in it socket

"your good sorry"

coldi looked at the one who dislocated her arm he was kissing the woman who held zera hostage in the corner. "great he gets laid and i get a messed arm.."

zera and monkai sat across from Adris talking about nardeth.

"But nardeth was a human dreamer of tevinter from the pre-chantry era was a healer. what your suggesting is that he was a madman that raised a army of abominations to take the capital just to cause a massacre but was pushed eastward to what is now rivain" zera questioned

"Ah smart one.. math-... monkai" adris said " you should keep this one."

monkai noticed how the old man almost said his real name "i'm going to kill him i swear it" he thought. "get on with it Adris"

"Well turns out he didn't pass the on the the spirit to his heir but instead bound it to a statue in northen tevinter to guard his most prized relic the heart of sanguine. a relic that is said to grant immortality and can tear open the fade itself" Adris exclaimed eyes manic.

"but your a elf how are you related to nardeth" zera questioned

" my father was a descendant..." monkai said dryly "he's just a scavenger ,a old man who has delusions of grandeur and godhood"

zera looked at him.. she'd told him the story but he dismissed it as just that a story despite knowing more... he lied to her.." kai he's your grandfather..." she aid placing her hand on his shoulder.

"look boy help me get this and you'll never see me again... but refuse and ill murder you wife... tell no one aside from that elf there. we will be on your ship in a weeks time they are welcome.. but no one else." Adris commanded leaving. " susa,gend we are off"

monkai heard the final click of the lock from the door he felt anger, hate, vengeance, and pity... not for Adris but for himself... he was beaten by a old man like a child, he, lied to zera, he'd lied even to himself

Edited due to minor error