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[Asari Goddess]

1. Why arn't you an Asari

2. Why are you following me  <.<

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

[The NightMan Cometh]

1: Explain the 3 sea shells or die.

 

2: Why is the BBC show Sherlock Holmes amazing?

 

3: Why do people think for some reason they are an actual asari?

[Mordokai]

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

 

 

Yeah, like that's gonna happen

[SweatoftheHamster]

 

 

 

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

But that's the best part!

[Dabal Hayat]

1: WAT is your name?

2: WAT is your quest?

3: WAT is the capital of Assyria?

 

 

Edit: waaay to late to the party of the bridgekeeper. Shame

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

Stop doing all those high-gravity lunges and secret justicar core workouts.

[CrimsonN7]

1. Why can't women put mascara on without their mouth's closed?

2. If a man is walking in a forrest and there are no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?

3. Have you ever 'accidently' liked the same sex?

 

1. It's srs bsns requires srs concentration, do you know how painful it is to stick that brush in your eye!??? 

 

2. Always

 

3. Oh it's no accident.

[Asari Goddess]

Stop doing all those high-gravity lunges and secret justicar core workouts.

 

Don't be jelly of my Asari Booty Boogy.

 

Asari work outs are the best work outs. Very effective 

 

[7twozero]

I think I just embraced eternity all over myself.

[scotchegg428]

Why are you using overload on that brute?

Why are you still using overload on that brute?

Why am I still in this lobby?

[Asari Goddess]

I think I just embraced eternity all over myself.

 

Your welcome

 

any time

[Kenny Bania]

1) How many walkers have you killed?

2) How many people have you killed?

3) Why?

[physiolosopher]

Why are you using overload on that brute?

Why are you still using overload on that brute?

Why am I still in this lobby?

 

Because I primed a tech burst with disruptor rounds! It was super effective!

[SweatoftheHamster]

Why are you using overload on that brute?

Why are you still using overload on that brute?

 

Because there are mooks around him that will get zapped by the chain overload, so they won't shoot at me while I'm taking him down.

 

Because I primed a tech burst with disruptor rounds! It was super effective!

That's another reason. And another would be that I incinerated him last time round.

[prinsesbubblegum]

1. Seriously, another modded platinum pug ?

2. Having L2P issues, eh?

3. What am I doing here...

 

This, after I've ran across three modded platinum games in a row. 

[Cervin]

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

 

should be "why are you NOT looking at me when im running"..

[NuclearTech76]

Don't be jelly of my Asari Booty Boogy.

 

Asari work outs are the best work outs. Very effective 

 

Ah, the rarely witnessed Asari Biotic Kegels Exercise. 

[Biotic Babe]

When I'm playing a kit with stasis, it's reflexive to press the stasis button on enemies as soon as I spot them. My brain later catches up and reminds me that armoured units cannot be frozen by it. Though after the first one, I usually don't restasis the same enemy. xD

 

My questions to a PUG:

 

Why did you preset the map to Firebase Condor/London?

Why did you nuke the spawn across the map so it respawned on top of the objective?

Why are you standing right beside me (within splash damage range) when I'm working on the devices?

I can answer #1 If I ever do preset anything, it's london when I'm running a sniper kit bc sniping on that map is ridiculously fun. And it's frustrating to leave it on unknown, hope for something like london or at least one of the bigger maps... and end up on glacier hazard   (which happens literally any time I do that).

[ClydeInTheShell]

Ah, the rarely witnessed Asari Biotic Kegels Exercise. 

The race who needs it most of all. 

[SpaceLobster]

3. Stop looking at me when i'm running

You could play as a Juggernaut...

[SethGecko]

1. If Im agitated, i need to smoke. If i need to go to the toilet, I .... ____

2. If I am a ram what are you? You are an .... ____

3. Apart from 42, what is the the answer to everything on bsn, minus 'I' .... _

[AW_FC_1986]

Do you have a quest for me?

May I look into your stock?

Can I have a discount?

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

1. Why won't you kill the bombers?

2. Why won't you kill the bombers?

3. WHY WON'T YOU KILL THE BOMBERS?????

[Asari Goddess]

Ah, the rarely witnessed Asari Biotic Kegels Exercise. 

 

We must never reveal out secrets...

 

at least to some ^-^

[Dunmer of Redoran]

1. Why are people so obsessed with Asari?

2. Why are Asari so lame?

3. Wasn't it great when the Reapers conquered Thessia?