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[TheBunz]

So this girl thought I was "cute" and had me type my number in her phone while I was at work. This is how the convo has gone so far.
How do I break the ice? Should I start sending her shirtless selfies?

[Geth Supremacy]

edit

 

decided to change that before the whiners come

[Dobbysaurus]

Well.. that was awkward... 

[Cyonan]

Send her many pictures of your feet.

 

Women love feet and wont find it totally creepy.

[The Devlish Redhead]

lolz

[Jstatham1227]

 Should I start sending her shirtless selfies?

 

 

please, no

 

Also, asking if she's Asian? even if you meant right, that's a little weird.....

[Dread-Reaper]

Kindly request some, Ayssntittays

[Cyonan]

 

please, no

 

Also, asking if she's Asian? even if you meant right, that's a little weird.....

 

The language of the Bunz is spoken entirely in abs.

 

Shirtless pics are bound to happen.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

"What's up?"
"You're Asian right?"

Bunz, I'd say that this is the last place on Earth you want to go for help on picking up women. But considering what's there so far, I think you might be in the right place...

[TheBunz]

please, no

Also, asking if she's Asian? even if you meant right, that's a little weird.....

I'm just trying to break the ice. I'm no good with formalities, as you may have already guessed. I meant no harm.

She was quite obviously asian and very attractive. My initial readings was that she was a bit shy as she had her friend make the move. Thoughts?

[Cassandra Saturn]

oh Please Bunz. stop with those threads lmao. you already have a Girl! i'm going to kick your bum on facebook because you're annoying me with those "pick-up girl" threads <.<

[TheBunz]

"What's up?"
"You're Asian right?"

Bunz, I'd say that this is the last place on Earth you want to go for help on picking up women. But considering what's there so far, I think you might be in the right place...

I'm leaving this in your guys' hands. I will, however, decide which advice to take unless there is a general consensus.

[Commander Rpg]

Bunz, the more I read about you, the more I want to ask to you: what do you have for brain, sawdust?

[TheBunz]

Bunz, the more I read about you, the more I want to ask to you: what do you have for brain, sawdust?

Creatine is one hell of a drug

[Jstatham1227]

why not ask her if she's maybe busy and wants to go out and get a cup of coffee or something? Just play it casual. 

[TheChosenOne]

why not ask her if she's maybe busy and wants to go out and get a cup of coffee or something? Just play it casual.

That's right. Be casual. And have casual sex...

[DeathScepter]

*starts making the popcorn and watch this thread justly gets derailed and why we are not entirely sane*

 

 

And no I didn't send in Cerberus Phantom squad with indoctrination boosters for here.

[Commander Rpg]

Creatine is one hell of a drug

Change your drug dealer.

[Jstatham1227]

That's right. Be casual. And have casual sex...

 

[Dermain]

Should I start sending her shirtless selfies?

 

Yes, and tell her that you live in a public bathroom at your work.

[The Love Runner]

Rather than snag the girl, we're gonna nag at you.

[Jstatham1227]

then send her a video of you dancing around in your shorts and lifting weights with macho man playing in the background. 

[Cassandra Saturn]

Bunz, that's it. i'm going to get on Origin and talk to you. >.>

[Cknarf]

Walk up to her and be like:

 

"Drop lips betch."

 

That's how my uncle does it. Except he drinks like, a case of Natty Light, and sounds all rapey. Then again the women he bones are always uggos.

 

Apparently chicks without teeth are the best at felatin'.

[Jstatham1227]

How can a guy, who apparently is so good looking, be so bad with women? It defies logic.