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[Dark Helmet]

Bunz... You have to be a parody.

 

You just have to be a hilarious masterful parody.

 

Because if you're real we REALLY need to start looking into more... selective breeding. For the good of humanity.

[Dio Demon]

oh Please Bunz. stop with those threads lmao. 

...

 

TIs very amusing.

[TheBunz]

C'mon guys what should I say? I think I'm going to go for the coffee casual approach mentioned earlier

[Dio Demon]

ALL HAIL THE BUNZ! FOR HE GIVES US SINGLES HOPE WHERE THERE IS NONE!

[Jstatham1227]

"well, your kind of pretty yourself." 

 

And then 

[Cknarf]

Answer with: You're goddamn right.

[Dobbysaurus]

That conversation just gets even more awkward and awkward. Made me cringe.

[Dio Demon]

Answer with: You're goddamn right.

"I'm THE Bunz!"

 

That conversation just gets even more awkward and awkward. Made me cringe.

Laugh... tis the greatest weakness of cringe. How do you think I managed to survive so long?

[Cknarf]

[TheBunz]

That conversation just gets even more awkward and awkward. Made me cringe.

I need an ice breaker right?

[Jstatham1227]

[Cyonan]

I'm gonna go with just using the shirtless pics.

 

The less words you use, the better off you probably are.

[Commander Rpg]

I need an ice breaker right?

As in Basic Instinct? Yes.

[Jstatham1227]

I'm gonna go with just using the shirtless pics.

 

The less words you use, the better off you probably are.

 

actually, that's perfect advice at this point. 

 

how would you even reach that point? 

 

"hey.......wanna see me shirtless?" 

 

nah, frick it, just send them to her out of the blue and catch her off guard. 

[Cknarf]

[Cknarf]

Use the bod, Bunz. Put all that hard work to use, son.

 

For real. If I wasn't married, and I didn't have man boobs, I'd be sendin' pics to allll the ladies.  I guess I could always send my dick, but that's just crude.

[leighzard]

Just make plans with her.  Awkward text conversations are awful.

Then you can have awkward in person conversation.

I'm sure you'll be able to win her over though with your charm, which sadly doesn't come through in pithy text messages and posts.  Or at least that seems to be the consensus around here anyways.

[The Love Runner]

How can a guy, who apparently is so good looking, be so bad with women? It defies logic.

It takes more than being really, really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.

[Dobbysaurus]

I need an ice breaker right?

 

Ask her to tell her something about herself. What does she do, does she go to school, how old she is, what are her hobbies. Then share things about yourself. You can't just jump into a conversation about looks. I wouldn't want to go out with a guy that straight away started talking about how I looked. 

 

But I don't know how people nowadays do it. If you only want her for sex, well you're on the right track. She seems to be similar to you *shrug* 

[Cassandra Saturn]

That conversation just gets even more awkward and awkward. Made me cringe.

i really hate that he does those threads. it's insulting to ladies.

Bunz i want you to stop doing that because it's slap in a face.

[Jstatham1227]

What I wouldn't give for like a month just to be trim. 

[TheBunz]

Ok I'll work in the shirtless selfie tonight
You guys are really trying to get me to fail
But I will comply

[Dio Demon]

i really hate that he does those threads. it's insulting to ladies.

Bunz i want you to stop doing that because it's slap in a face.

But without Bunz-sensai's inspirational threads I'd lose all hope and kill myself. DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE!? HUH!

[Jstatham1227]

It takes more than being really, really, really, really ridiculously good-looking.

 

As made apart by Bunz love life, appropriately. lol

[Cknarf]

Baking? BAKING!?

 

Bail out, Bunz.  She's wife material. I don't think that's what you're lookin' for.