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#51
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#52
Dio Demon

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Baking? BAKING!?

 

Bail out, Bunz.  She's wife material. I don't think that's what you're lookin' for.

Depends... she may refer to pot brownies.



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baking in nice though........

 

 

Maybe I'm just a lazy cook though. 



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leighzard

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Dobby's right.  Ask questions!

Remember that scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin?  Try out that routine.


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Tell her you're posting this whole chat on the BioWare forums. Being watched by us nerds might be a fetish. 


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that poor girl is going to need this link https://www.rainn.org/



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Personally I always inquire about gender before I inquire about race.

 

"You're a girl, right?" is a far better way to start a conversation.

 

In this case however it would also have been a perfectly good follow up question to your "You're asian, right?" question.


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#58
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Relevant

I mean, it's Tom Haverford, the greatest ladykiller of all time. Seems at least as good as getting advice from around here.



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TheBunz

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Skipping some fluff, coffee was a success now on to shirtless selfie
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hm, remember meeting a girl online, where a couple for 2 years actually. Sadly had to break up because of reasons. But I don't regret it one bit the time we had together. 



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that last part wasn't to bad. 

 

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#62
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Don't be such a *****.

 

'Asking' her to go out for coffee. Psh.

 

Tell her she's going for coffee.  Tell her like she doesn't have a say in the matter.


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I don't know, I think gentle giant will work better here....



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There lol
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*slow clap*



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TheChosenOne

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And send her pics of your ME3MP K/d ratio..

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TheBunz

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And send her picks of your ME3MP K/d ratio..


Lol where do I even find that?

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Cknarf

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See if she'll send nudes.



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TheChosenOne

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See if she'll send nudes.


Don't be like that.

See if she'll send pics of her abs like you did,Bunz
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TheBunz

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Convo was a success. Thanks for all the help!

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There lol

 

Way to seal the deal...she's yours. THIS is how you do it guys. Build up the awkwardness a bit. Then bam. Shirtless pic. Money.


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TheChosenOne

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Way to seal the deal...she's yours. THIS is how you do it guys. Build up the awkwardness a bit. Then bam. Shirtless pic. Money.

How to get girls

Step one. Get a phone
Step two. Get abs
Step three. Send pics of abs

Results? You get booty
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#73
SafetyShattered

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How to get girls

Step one. Get a phone
Step two. Get abs
Step three. Send pics of abs

Results? You get booty

 

It's so easy, why haven't we ever thought of this before? I feel like a new man. And think about it. Just cut out the middle step, and draw abs on with a sharpie. That way you can use the time you WOULD have spent getting abs to create awkward text ideas. I've just taken a winning formula and perfected it. I deserve an award.


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#74
TheBunz

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Will ask for more advice tomorrow on where to take this romantic relationship. Sorry didn't get to everyone's options, will work them in as I go. Can only go so fast with posting screen shots, reading posts and responding. Good stuff buds

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Will ask for more advice tomorrow on where to take this romantic relationship. Sorry didn't get to everyone's options, will work them in as I go. Can only go so fast with posting screen shots, reading posts and responding. Good stuff buds


It's all good,Bunz. I'm gonna help you go places you have never even imagine