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[Simfam]

Do you take your girls to public toilets btw?

 

Just sayin'

[leighzard]

Will ask for more advice tomorrow on where to take this romantic relationship. Sorry didn't get to everyone's options, will work them in as I go. Can only go so fast with posting screen shots, reading posts and responding. Good stuff buds

Oh boy can't wait.

Can we go live during the date?  The BSN can be your creepy, twisted Cyrano!

[The Devlish Redhead]

Predicting this thread will derail tomorrow

[Simfam]

Magic 8-ball says "without a doubt"

 

"And this is where I took my first selfie before my test+tbol cycle arrived."

[JobacNoor]

Oh boy can't wait.

Can we go live during the date?  The BSN can be your creepy, twisted Cyrano!

 

Periscope plz

[Br3admax]

7/10 women prefer WalMart bathrooms to all others for the first date. Why wouldn't he take every woman into one?

[TheOgre]

TheBunz you truly make the lobby a better reading experience

 

for myself.

[Commander Rpg]

Paying a prostitute is a quicker and easier way of getting all the laid things than doing the moron on a smartphone chat.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

The golden rule is that she should be 10-20 cm shorter than you to be cute. Longer loses the cuteness gradually and shorter becomes too short. So you should be 10-20 cm taller than the girl to be cu.. oh wait a minute...

[Jock Cranley]

Send pics of your wang.

 

..that always works. 

[RZIBARA]

is everyone on BSN this anti-social?

[Fast Jimmy]

is everyone on BSN this anti-social?

No, not all of us.

Some are MUCH worse.

[TheChosenOne]

is everyone on BSN this anti-social?

Yes. That's why they're on this godforsaken hellhole

[breakdown71289]

So this girl thought I was "cute" and had me type my number in her phone while I was at work. This is how the convo has gone so far.
How do I break the ice? Should I start sending her shirtless selfies?

 

Bunz: WANT TO SEE A PUBLIC BATHROOM SELFIE!!!!!!????

 

Krystal: ......

[slimgrin]

Try showing her your dick.

[Cknarf]

Ya'll are on the right track now. When in doubt, whip it out.

[Killdren88]

Do what I do when I try to talk to women. Work up the courage to talk to one, cave on the last second and buy some rum and and lay quietly on your bed.

[Jstatham1227]

"didn't think I was to big." dear god man. 

[Jehuty]

is everyone on BSN this anti-social?

Yes. 

[MisterJB]

 

Tell her you posted photos of your private conversation on the internet. That will really impress her.

[Snook]

i'll give up and tell you how to get a girl.

1. talk to her, be yourself
2 show her that you have sense of humor
3. ask her out, make plans
4. pay for food
5. take her home
6. if she wants to kiss, kiss her.
7. go home and think about how you did it, hope to hear from her. if she calls for second date. you will need to repeat the step 1 again.

and that's how you get a girl.

 

Instructions unclear, female now stuck in my refrigerator with food I bought. 

[TheBunz]

day 2


Uh oh for her

[Dobbysaurus]

Krystal sounds slutty. But it seems like that's your type of girl. So... good job!

[ObserverStatus]

day 2


Uh oh for her

embroider some profanity onto the wedding sack before you stuff her in, that'll show you how bad you are.