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The White Knight and the Black Knight tale


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Commander Rpg

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The white knight and the black knight challenge to a duel, and the Black Knight kills the white knight.
The white knight had three sons, all three challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all three.
These three children had themselves three children each, all nine challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all nine.
These nine had themselves three children each, and all twenty-seven challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all and twenty-seven.
These twenty-seven had themselves ....

 

Ok, the moral is

Spoiler



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Some of them white knights the Black Knight was fightin' must've looked like this if that many grankids were going at him in such a short time period

 

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lmao  :lol:



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Not gonna lie I was expecting some kind of creepy Moralizing rant.

 

Nice to be surprised.


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None shall pass.

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What about the brown Knight??

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Off-topic getting wack again....



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Simfam

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CRPG spam sh*t posting Monty Python?

 

Offtopic does it again.

 

This is good character development for the OP.


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It's funny because Black Knights are oft regarded as being "evil" or corrupt but were more often than not protectors of villages and townships.


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I suspect the Black Knight cheated

 



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Fidite Nemini

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Did they even manage give Blacky a fleshwound? Or were they totes scrub who should git gud?



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The white knight and the black knight challenge to a duel, and the Black Knight kills the white knight.
The white knight had three sons, all three challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all three.
These three children had themselves three children each, all nine challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all nine.
These nine had themselves three children each, and all twenty-seven challenge the black knight, and the Black Knight kills them all and twenty-seven.
These twenty-seven had themselves ....

 

Ok, the moral is

Spoiler

 

You forgot the part where the White Knight is resurrected and has a drink with the Black Knight. The Black Knight slips a poison into his drink, but then the White Knight pulls the'ol switch-er-roo when he's not looking and 

 

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You forgot the part where the White Knight is resurrected and has a drink with the Black Knight. The Black Knight slips a poison into his drink, but then the White Knight pulls the'ol switch-er-roo when he's not looking and *snip*

 

 

What? The Black Knight is a brash but honorable figure that wouldn't do such a thing. Do u evn arthurian legend, bruh?



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Everyone knows Black Knight > White Knight.

http://m.imgur.com/R0r3qt9
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My favorite Knight is

 

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Dio Demon

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Everyone knows Black Knight > White Knight.

http://m.imgur.com/R0r3qt9

The Black Knight's sword is always larger and thicker.



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The Black Knight's sword is always larger and thicker.

From experience we know this heh and it also does personal damage whenever it is penetrating with its throbbing dark powers  B)


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What? The Black Knight is a brash but honorable figure that wouldn't do such a thing. Do u evn arthurian legend, bruh?

 

That depends on the black knight in question, bruh. Not all would do that of course, but a few would depending on the situation and if they really are that bad. 



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Fidite Nemini

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That depends on the black knight in question, bruh. Not all would do that of course, but a few would depending on the situation and if they really are that bad. 

 

The Black Knight is a deconstruction of the black=bad/evil symbolism. He is still a knight after all.


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That Crusty Knight is the worst though.

 

Doesn't even devour bunny bread.

 

And he has a soul. That alone is a good enough reason to get rid of him.



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The Love Runner

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Harvey Dent was going to be the White Knight, but then Batman became the hero we deserve...

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Yes, I was the black Knight.

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I may have shouted the others to death as well. Whoops. 


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Everyone knows Black Knight > White Knight.

http://m.imgur.com/R0r3qt9

 

Man I swear Reezy came up with that shyt.