Hello Bioware. Thank you for all the hard work you put into your games! I am a modder and I know how difficult it is to write just a little bit of code! I can only imagine how big a deal it is to work on a game like this non-stop.
Now that I've finished sucking up, I'd like to share with you a nasty rumor that's been going around: it seems that people hate your hair.
That's right, I said it! The hair you no doubt spent many, many hours fine-tuning with graphics and meshes and textures is probably the most HATED part of your game! I get gender diversity, neutrality, etcetera. But some of us girls want to be just....pretty. All we want is long hair, or a few curls! Is that too much to ask? Put it on the guys too! We're fine with that. We'll take them shopping for hats!
Just PLEASE...before you spend time on another DLC (thank you by the way), give us some hair. Just a little bit more options! There are mods out there that give us hair, but every time you patch, we can no longer use them until someone updates the fan-made mod manager and it is a huge pain.
And if you don't want to give us hair (because you hate hair) then that's fine.
Give us more Corypheus back story then! The elf thing was cute in DAO, but by DA2 we were kind of sick of the whole Mythal thing. I want more about Corypheus, the Maker, Andraste's sacred knickers! ANYTHING! Just give me a reason to hate him. If I'd never played DA2 I wouldn't care enough to hate him; he'd just look like some creepy undead zombie on a power trip.
Still don't like that suggestion? Fine! Last one and please take it seriously because aside from hair, I think this is the most important.
We hate pajamas. Something in black maybe, or grey! Something with style. Just please give us SOMETHING ELSE TO WEAR! Seriously.... I'm the Inquisitor and I look like I just got out of bed! How intimidating is that?
Thank you for listening to this humble fan, who only says these things because she hangs out on mod forums and listens to all the people complaining. Even if you never read this, or care take the suggestions, it felt good to get it off my chest.
Now I'm back to gaming and praying Corypheus doesn't laugh at my sideburns.
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