Its just some silly fish, I would fry that little guy up and make some delicious calamari out of it.
Yum! The ocean is tasty!
Its just some silly fish, I would fry that little guy up and make some delicious calamari out of it.
Yum! The ocean is tasty!
Little did that Norwegian know that he had just ridden his way through Cthulhu's foul otherworldly 'nads.
Well kicking Cthulu in the balls and living to tell the tale is still pretty impressive.
Its just some silly fish, I would fry that little guy up and make some delicious calamari out of it.
Yum! The ocean is tasty!
If it doesn't have spine, it's not a fish and most likely tastes like crab crap.
If it doesn't have spine, it's not a fish and most likely tastes like
crabcrap.
Dont ruin this for me Kaiser!
Well kicking Cthulu in the balls and living to tell the tale is still pretty impressive.
If you're willing to tell anyone:
"And there, as we were about to flee, I went for his... his..."
"His what? What did you drive for?"
"Um, never mind. We sped away. The steam engine reached full speed fast enough."
Throw a few jas into those lines of dialogue, and imagine them in a Norwegian accent. I'm too lazy to re-write them.
Throw a few jas into those lines of dialogue, and imagine them in a Norwegian accent. I'm too lazy to re-write them.
No one's made a Spaghetti monster joke yet? Good. R'amen.
I love Ramen I was crushed when I realized just how bad it is for you.
I love Ramen I was crushed when I realized just how bad it is for you.
No those are just the minions, the Overlords are too deep for us to see due to the high pressure.
In the house if R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.No those are just the minions, the Overlords are too deep for us to see due to the high pressure.
Its just some silly fish, I would fry that little guy up and make some delicious calamari out of it.
Yum! The ocean is tasty!
Not all of them are ugly.
This little sea slug is cute and fuzzy.

Well, this looks freaky:

Because everything under water is:

The freeze dried stuff in the packs? Or actual Ramen in the bowl? Because I have a local Japanese place in my town and the Ramen is out of this world. And if its bad to eat that stuff then I don't want to be right.

Here in NYC, we have some of the best ramen shops in the world (like Ippudo), but those real ramen are also loaded with sodium. For some reason, Japanese prefer their ramen broth super salty despite their usual lean diet.
Generally speaking, if it tastes too good, it's probably not good for you.
I still eat ramen about once a week. I prefer mine shio or tonkotsu because it's too salty with miso added like the picture above.
Holy ****, I have some place to go tomorrow!
Other than Ippudo, where else could you get ramen?
Holy ****, I have some place to go tomorrow!
Other than Ippudo, where else could you get ramen?
Who wants to bet all this eating of sushi is what ultimately does us in?
SURE IT LOOKS TASTY BUT ITS CHILDREN WILL ENSLAVE YOU
The angler fish is pretty scary looking. The fang tooth is no charmer, either.

What's worse than both of them? This.

The fang tooth moray eel, and yes...that's a real camera capture. Combine all the appeal of the fang tooth fish and add the Moray's natural tenacity to hold on when it bites in and the thick, bacteria-infested mucus slime it comes coated with. Lovely.
The angler fish is pretty scary looking. The fang tooth is no charmer, either.
Have you ever had them before?
They're surprisingly tasty.
This is surprisingly tasty, but I bet you wouldn't eat it
https://en.wikipedia...wiki/Casu_marzu