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[malloc]

The movie that features "I don't like sand"

Love the name bro

[ObserverStatus]

Lair of the White Worm (1988)

shi-ne

[KaiserShep]

The movie that features "I don't like sand"

 

You mean that crappy romance movie that takes place in space? Worst pick-up line ever. 

[KaiserShep]

I thought Battle of Five Armies was absolute garbage. The first two Hobbit flicks had problems, but that one... wow. I really would put that dreck on the same level as the SW prequels.

I will give the SW prequel trilogy this: it's hysterical. Horrible as they are, they're at least chock full of meme-worthy nonsense that's fun to look back on and mock. The Hobbit trilogy is just a lot of forgettable stuff that takes itself so seriously that it all kind of runs together. 

[TheAngryOne]

You mean that crappy romance movie that takes place in space? Worst pick-up line ever. 

The movie is good, but the acting... um, no

[KaiserShep]

The movie is good, but the acting... um, no

Eh, I just think it's bad all around. The movies just make less and less sense the more I think about them, and its glaring logic-choking nonsense doesn't hide behind some shiny veneer like the Star Trek movies. They're just there, in your face, because everyone's flimsy acting makes it easier to see. 

[Garryydde]

You folks ever watch the Red Letter Media reviews for the prequels? They're hilarious and do a pretty thorough critique of them (they're also quite long as a result, but still well worth a watch).
 
http://redlettermedi...kett/star-wars/

Their Best of the Worst videos are good for finding out awful movies.

[KaiserShep]

You folks ever watch the Red Letter Media reviews for the prequels? They're hilarious and do a pretty thorough critique of them (they're also quite long as a result, but still well worth a watch).

 

http://redlettermedi...kett/star-wars/

 

I've watched all 3 and I died laughing. One of my favorite lines is in the review for Episode 3:

 

So Anakin kneeled before Monster Mash, and pledged his loyalty to the graveyard smash.

[Liamv2]

Beyond two souls was a pretty **** movie.

[Battlebloodmage]

Godfather

Shawshank Redemption

Avatar

Titanic

Avengers

The Dark Knight

Pulp Fiction 

Schindler's List

[AedanStarfang]

Godfather

Shawshank Redemption

Avatar

Titanic

Avengers

The Dark Knight

Pulp Fiction 

Schindler's List

Sounds about right

[Ren Roche]

All movies based on video games. Especially the Hitman and Max Payne ones *shudders*

 

And there's gonna be a new Hitman movie based on Absoliution. Just... why?

[Olivia Wilde]

The Conqueror - John Wayne as Genghis Khan...it's even worse than it sounds

Rhinestone - Sylvester Stallone sings Country...oddly that's one of the more fun aspects of a bad Dolly Parton vehicle

Stayin' Alive - The very bad sequel to the overrated "Saturday Night Fever" (Frank Stallone had a hit single with a song called "Far From Over", the song is quite good)

[Rawgrim]

Terminator: Genisys.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Obligatory Twiglight mention.

[Decepticon Leader Sully]

Lair of the White Worm (1988)

I actualy like that one.

[Scofield]

Fantastic Four, all i could think from start to finish was " damn this is boring" yet watched it all, sad i know

[The Hierophant]

Arizona Werewolf (1996) - I saw this one before it was popularized by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew, and damn was it bad. Nevermind the terrible effects or acting but what also kills the movie is it's inconsistency with the costumes, like creature design. While in some scenes you'll notice that a character's hairstyle, and clothing changes as the scene progresses. 

 

Asked my uncle why the movie was rated-R, and he was like "It's rated-R for ridiculous."

 

 

 

[Miss Golightly]

This little masterpiece of modern cinema.

 

 

Never. Again.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

I haven't seen it, but I've heard from pretty much everyone that it's the new Battlefield Earth (which means I have to see it).

 

 

Yeah, we both.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Explanation: If I like a movie here, it means it's a bad movie and I know about it, not the one I like!