Wanted is definitely up there.
That's about the only story I can think of that would be improved if the protagonist got killed at the end for utterly no reason. Like for something completely unrelated to the plot. He gets ganked by a completely random mugger and dies. The end.
That would have improved the story slightly.
Imagine me in a miss cleo costume.
Hot.
My favorite bad movie of all time is "Street Fighter" with Van Damme. Outside of "The Room" and it's hilarious sex scenes, this movie has brought me the most lulz and it's sheer entertainment value is unmatched.
It's not that bad of a flick though, considering it appears self-aware and is intentionally funny at points.
I like these movies.
Go Team Jacob!
I like these movies.
Go Team Jacob!
My sixty something yo dad genuinely likes them too for some odd reason.They must have... something going for them I guess.
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My sixty something yo dad genuinely likes them too for some odd reason.They must have... something going for them I guess.
I saw the first one. It was pretty bad. The only parts I really remember well are that retarded vampire baseball scene and when the vampire guy tells Bella "You better hold on tight, spider monkey." That made me laugh out loud.
I saw the first one. It was pretty bad. The only parts I really remember well are that retarded vampire baseball scene and when the vampire guy tells Bella "You better hold on tight, spider monkey." That made me laugh out loud.
I literally could not keep awake during that movie, I fell asleep during the baseball scene and woke up after they had captured that blond boy vampire and dismembered him.
The Passion of the Christ - Not because I'm squeamish (or jewish), but rather because a 2 hour torture scene in a 2 hour 20 minute movie, is one of the most boring things I have ever watched in entirety. I guess since we already knew the supposed plot thanks to a historical account, Mel decided he didn't really need to put plot into the movie. Jesus is tortured and then crucified and the Jews and Romans are to blame. Instead of a plot we get a frightening insight into Mel Gibsons mind.
Transformers 2 - Well probably any transformers movie is worth an honorable mention but I haven't seen 3 or 4 or whatever the hell they are up to now, and 1, while being quite stupid, is no where near as stupid as 2. In fact I am quite confident Transformers 2 is the most stupid and cheesy movie of all time. The "plot" is just an incredible mess of contradictions, plot holes, cheesy dialogue, or ideas that sound like they were written by a 3 year old starting to come off a sugar high. I can deal with stupid. I can deal with cheesy. Both together? No, a terrible combination regardless of how good the special effects are.
Strangely entertaining at times, but still.....rotten movie.
The most annoying thing about that movie is that every single shot is diagonal. Even more than the man animals somehow besting aliens with harrier jets.
Not just Harrier jets but 2000 year old Harrier jets with fuel still in the tanks
I haven't seen it, but I've heard from pretty much everyone that it's the new Battlefield Earth (which means I have to see it).
I liked it..
My favorite bad movie of all time is "Street Fighter" with Van Damme. Outside of "The Room" and it's hilarious sex scenes, this movie has brought me the most lulz and it's sheer entertainment value is unmatched.
It's not that bad of a flick though, considering it appears self-aware and is intentionally funny at points.
M.Bison is like he's not sure and he is talking about his wishful thinking hopelessly! The reaction of that black guy at the end was priceless!
Van Damme's speech was both hilarious and glorious!
lol
I wanna watch both movies!
I guess I broke my rule...
^ You should watch The Order, maybe one of the crappiest Van Damme movies.
^ AN EXCITING LIFE!
Strangely entertaining at times, but still.....rotten movie.
I saw in some of Arnold movies, female boob scenes. Stop making me a pervert, Arnold.
All the Fast and the Furious movies.
Also, Bangkok Dangerous.
I've only once ever had to stop watching a movie because it was so bad, and that movie was 2012's "Lockout".
I've only once ever had to stop watching a movie because it was so bad, and that movie was 2012's "Lockout".
What was bad about that movie? I have it on a list of movies to watch.
Also Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever I kind of liked.
Battle Royale 2 , I don't remember the movie to be honest , I just remember the WTH I just watched feeling at the end.
And I watched Plan 9 from outer Space , it was bad as expected but well it's a classic .
Battle Royale 2 , I don't remember the movie to be honest , I just remember the WTH I just watched feeling at the end.
And I watched Plan 9 from outer Space , it was bad as expected but well it's a classic .
And there is this one. Not nearly as bad as plan 9 but it did seem to have a lot of artwork and costume that inspired Star Trek TOS...
So I get the second film being this stupid B movie that some peeps might like.
But wtf is that abomination with Charlie Sheen in it?
roflmao
And there is this one. Not nearly as bad as plan 9 but it did seem to have a lot of artwork and costume that inspired Star Trek TOS...
It looks like a soft porn movie in space.
It looks like a soft porn movie in space.
It's not..
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