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What do Asari really look like?


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#51
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Wait wait wait people sleep on their backs? That makes it so much easier for those little gremlin/goblin/whatever breath stealers to get ya and murder you in a week. You fools! Gotta make them work for that sh*t, turn it into an obstacle course so they give up quickly, don't encourage them to steal your breath by making it easy for them!

 

 

 

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To be fair, on the 'asari hookers' thing, Aria does explicitly say that one of the reasons she could take control so easily was due to the favours the asari could offer - admittedly that was to krogan, so it was fish in a barrel anyway if they thought they might reproduce, but she implies that asari might be 'looser' than other species.  Sexual voraciousness/libido of each species is not specifically covered though - apart from the succubus Ardat-Yakshi of course.



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Crazy blue bimbos. Atleast they make delicious mead.
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Crazy blue bimbos. Atleast they make delicious mead.

Not like them pesky blue dark elves eh?


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I fully support more varied dancers! Let's get some volus in this club too!

Lets add some erotic elcor dancers and you can really get this party started :P
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Lets add some erotic elcor dancers and you can really get this party started :P

 

Enthusiastically, yes.

 

 

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Enthusiastically, yes.


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Anxious concern: do you think I'm pretty?

To get back on topic, did those dudes in the elcor embassy in me1 ever say what they saw in Sha'ira?

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Some mysteries are best left alone. 

 

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Enthusiastically, yes.

 

 

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Anxious concern: do you think I'm pretty?

I'm really afraid to imagine what other bright ideas the person that draw this might have :blink:

 

But... this is really precious :lol: Imagine entering a place like Chora's den and seeing him/her lol

I mean, whats the point of having a brothel like place in a video game if not for some good laugh ;P

 

To be fair, on the 'asari hookers' thing, Aria does explicitly say that one of the reasons she could take control so easily was due to the favours the asari could offer - admittedly that was to krogan, so it was fish in a barrel anyway if they thought they might reproduce, but she implies that asari might be 'looser' than other species.  Sexual voraciousness/libido of each species is not specifically covered though - apart from the succubus Ardat-Yakshi of course.

 

I didn't want to sound unfair in my post, but young Asari were portrayed in the series to be full of lust, be it for knowledge (Liara), fighting (the eclipse sisters), or pleasure (the dancers). I called them prostitutes, but I guess strippers would be more fair (even if it's likely that most of them would gladly "embrace eternity" with their clients if they trow some generous creds their way).



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If the asari or any other race for that matter, are filled with wanton abandon, even to the point of selling their 'wares', so what?  Arbitrary morality is arbitrary.

 

Edit: Admittedly, that could become a lot more complicated and sordid on Illium.

 

Further research:

 

Liara:

"I am familiar with the legend of asari promiscuity.  But those rumours have little basis in fact.  When one of my people joins with an individual of another species, it is a very deep and spiritual exchange.  We do not enter lightly into a union."



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If the asari or any other race for that matter, are filled with wanton abandon, even to the point of selling their 'wares', so what?  Arbitrary morality is arbitrary.

 

Edit: Admittedly, that could become a lot more complicated and sordid on Illium.

 

Further research:

 

Liara:

"I am familiar with the legend of asari promiscuity.  But those rumours have little basis in fact.  When one of my people joins with an individual of another species, it is a very deep and spiritual exchange.  We do not enter lightly into a union."

 

On the other hand, listen to Samara during the party in the Citadel DLC. 



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Asari wear human armor and have a human shape.

They have the general facial shape of humans, but have the noodle heads and lack ears. The Turians think the noddle bits look kinda like the fringe of male turians, and Salarians like bright colors.

People also keep using the conversation had by three drunk people as evidence for such a claim. You know the world has gotten stupid when they consider three drunk men to be three experts on Asari biology and physiology. :huh:

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like the blood pack leader commenting about archangel: "He is a Turian, witch makes him slightly worse to look at than you", even if Shepard is a woman.

I'm not sure what you're getting at here, given that Shepard's a human not an Asari so I'm not altogether sure what the connection is supposed to be here. The only thing I can think of is that, yes other races think other races look weird, but that's because our minds focus on things familiar to us. This leads us back to the three wise drunk men saying that Asari look like their species: They focus on the traits that are familiar to them rather than look at the overall picture.


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Asari wear human armor and have a human shape.

They have the general facial shape of humans, but have the noodle heads and lack ears. The Turians think the noddle bits look kinda like the fringe of male turians, and Salarians like bright colors.

People also keep using the conversation had by three drunk people as evidence for such a claim. You know the world has gotten stupid when they consider three drunk men to be three experts on Asari biology and physiology. :huh:

 

I always passed that bit off as a self-aware joke, since everyone seems to just go for asari in the MEU lol



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They look like we see them, as evidenced by the fact that they also wear human (but not turian/quarian/krogan) armor. The universal attractiveness thing was an in joke about how it makes no sense for all those different species to be attracted to them. Realistically, it would only be humans, quarians and drell who would probably be inclined to find them attractive, and even then it would probably be a minority fetish thing because of the minor differences. Turians, krogan, elcor, volus and salarians (who don't even have a sex drive analogous to the others) seeing them as physically attractive makes no goddamn sense.

It's typical humanocentrecism because the game is made by humans. See also Javik iterating that quarians were considered "attractive" by his people even though they are essentially dog legged, coloured, glowing eyed tridactyly humans in appearance, and not four eyed psychic bug people that he should find attractive.


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Enthusiastically, yes.

 

 

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Anxious concern: do you think I'm pretty?

 

Ow! My eyes!



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Asari wear human armor and have a human shape.

They have the general facial shape of humans, but have the noodle heads and lack ears. The Turians think the noddle bits look kinda like the fringe of male turians, and Salarians like bright colors.

People also keep using the conversation had by three drunk people as evidence for such a claim. You know the world has gotten stupid when they consider three drunk men to be three experts on Asari biology and physiology. :huh:

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I'm not sure what you're getting at here, given that Shepard's a human not an Asari so I'm not altogether sure what the connection is supposed to be here. The only thing I can think of is that, yes other races think other races look weird, but that's because our minds focus on things familiar to us. This leads us back to the three wise drunk men saying that Asari look like their species: They focus on the traits that are familiar to them rather than look at the overall picture.

Read my post again, I was talking about the matching characteristics of human females and Asari, and how the later are universally appreciated (physically) and the former are not, as they are, apart from 3 or 4 traits, very much alike.

And the three drunken guys in my post are just a mere illustrative example, If there is a scene like this in the games then I overlooked it.



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See also Javik iterating that quarians were considered "attractive" by his people even though they are essentially dog legged, coloured, glowing eyed tridactyly humans in appearance, and not four eyed psychic bug people that he should find attractive.

He never said that he thought that, he merely said that quarians were considered attractive, possibly not by the Protheans, but by a ''Subservient species''. It does however heavily suggest that this view was well-known, implying that it was either common, true for Javik or there were similarities between quarians and protheans that we do not know of (like quarians having a sensory ability).



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But then all aliens should be attracted to human females too :mellow: Since the only prominent differences between the two is the skin color and the "hair tentacles", pretty much everything else is the same. Yet Asari are attractive to the whole galaxy and human females are not.

Nope.

Asari can have mind sex while also having physical sex (banshees show that asari are analogously equipped to human females, just upside down), and can stimulate the limbic system of every other alien in the ME spectrum, and are evolutionarily compelled to seek out new and different snu snu to encourage trait proliferation.

Human women don't have any of that.

Also krogan comments about lack of size and humps being "tiny".

Every species that returns is getting a visual upgrade both in variety and "verisimilitude", but if you expect asari to go from Star Control to Pitch Black in anatomy, you're going to be a sad panda.

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Mordin mentions that turians find his skin pigment sexually attractive, which is a brownish or tan colour. So blue skin cannot be attractive to every species.



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Not like them pesky blue dark elves eh?


Blue dark elves, they think we need their laws. Pfft...

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Mordin mentions that turians find his skin pigment sexually attractive, which is a brownish or tan colour. So blue skin cannot be attractive to every species.

 

So because someone's tan coloured you can't also like someone who's blue ...

 

 

... you humans are all racist.


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So because someone's tan coloured you can't also like someone who's blue ...

 

 

... you humans are all racist.

It's not racist at all. It's called having a preference. I'm sure if they aren't aroused by blue they will ultimately love her for her great personality. Doesn't matter anyway cuz Mordin is sexier than any asari:

 

 

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Nope.

Asari can have mind sex while also having physical sex (banshees show that asari are analogously equipped to human females, just upside down), and can stimulate the limbic system of every other alien in the ME spectrum, and are evolutionarily compelled to seek out new and different snu snu to encourage trait proliferation.

Human women don't have any of that.

Also krogan comments about lack of size and humps being "tiny".

Every species that returns is getting a visual upgrade both in variety and "verisimilitude", but if you expect asari to go from Star Control to Pitch Black in anatomy, you're going to be a sad panda.

I was talking more about physical attraction, like you look to someone and think they are beautiful? So, in that aspect, Asari and human females have a lot in common. Of course, the mind sex undoubtedly gives an edge for the Asari, but as far as visually stimulation goes, they are in a close tie.



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I want to feel asari head tentacles.

... what?

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I want to feel asari head tentacles.

You are not alone... And that's only partly because it would mean they're real. :wizard:


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