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[Eternal Phoenix]

...become her, know what I'm saying bruh?

 

#EPGivesAdviceOnLife

[Commander Rpg]

Has it something to do with ancient greek myths' women and ancient roman gods?

[Eternal Phoenix]

Nah it has something to do with some subculture Crusty mentioned here on these forums, people dress up as their crush or something and live a double life pretending to be them or some creepy crap like that.

[Gravisanimi]

Okay, but how am I going to grow a 7 meter long snake tail in the place of my legs? Because that's the hard part.

[Reezus Christ]

Is this a shot at Cassandra Saturn?

[Eternal Phoenix]

No, I was thinking of making a joke topic when I was washing my naked body earlier ago in the shower. This is the idea I got.

[Commander Rpg]

Okay, but how am I going to grow a 7 meter long snake tail in the place of my legs? Because that's the hard part.

Let yourself be bitten by a mega-python and then cut off the visible parts of his head.

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

crush your dream!

[TheBunz]

Why wouldn't you just try harder to woo her

[malloc]

What?

[Inquisitor Recon]

This isn't going to work.

[ObserverStatus]

Okay, but how am I going to grow a 7 meter long snake tail in the place of my legs? Because that's the hard part.

I guess you're going to have to learn some animatronics.

[Inquisitor Recon]

I guess you're going to have to learn some animatronics.

That isn't going to work.

[ObserverStatus]

That isn't going to work.

My ass it's not. Follow your dreams, Grav! Build yourself an animatronic snake tail!

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

lower your standards, attractive short girls are good too, unless you are short too and couldn't get any girl in the first place!

[Voxr]

So I have to become Cate Blanchett?

[Gravisanimi]

My ass it's not. Follow your dreams, Grav! Build yourself an animatronic snake tail!

Fully dexterous biological tail, because it's go big or go home.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Nah it has something to do with some subculture Crusty mentioned here on these forums, people dress up as their crush or something and live a double life pretending to be them or some creepy crap like that.

Traps? I think it was wolfhhowl talking about that in detail and I don't remember stuff about people pretending to be their crushes.

But I just want to take the opportunity and say that this is why 2D is superior to 3D. Keep your waifus in 2D, keep your delusions in 2D. 3DPD, not even once.

[LPPrince]

Okay, but how am I going to grow a 7 meter long snake tail in the place of my legs? Because that's the hard part.

 

^This guy, fricken lamia lover. *shakes head*

 

/plays as Nu Wa and no one else in SMITE

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

Choose your soul mate between these two options!

 

Spoiler

[Dobbysaurus]

So... I should become a squid? ok

[ObserverStatus]

So... I should become a squid? ok

Damn straight.

[Dobbysaurus]

Damn straight.

 

This is so weird.

 

But funny.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Squids are food, not people.

[Killdren88]

So...I have to become a female version of myself?