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[Just My Moniker]

Theres always another option

 

[The Love Runner]

...go deeper.

Dream girl within dream girl.

GIRLCEPTION!!!!

[Reezus Christ]

Make your dream a reality. Make those sugar walls yours. Nothing is impossible. #SHIAHODGE

[Garryydde]

Theres always another option
 

>K-On

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[bmwcrazy]

K-On! = best anime ever

[ruggly]

What if I look at her every day in the mirror?

 

(oh, I hurt myself.)

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

What if I look at her every day in the mirror?

 

(oh, I hurt myself.)

 

Come on! You need to buy that Corolla 2015! Love yourself plz.

[mybudgee]

Squids are food, not people.

This guy gets it

 

[General TSAR]

Okay, but how am I going to grow a 7 meter long snake tail in the place of my legs? Because that's the hard part.

I hate the fact that I know exactly what you're talking about.

 

Theres always another option

 

 

Holy hell that's dark, I love it. 

[Killdren88]

Theres always another option

I laughed harder than I should have.

[mybudgee]

 Don't you hurt my DOG!!

 

[ruggly]

Come on! You need to buy that Corolla 2015! Love yourself plz.

 

[spinachdiaper]

I was corrupted at a young age to buy into two separately harming sets of ideals:

1.Catholicism/Christianity

2.Disney Happy Endings

 

So it goes without saying I'm a lonely maladjusted self-loathing guy in my mid-thirties who looks like something in-between Quasimodo and Clint Howard in dirty glassed while counterintuitively I still belive somewhere out-there there is an attractive intelligent woman whom has some sort of blind spot I would waltz into and she would fall head over heels in love with this grotesque substandard unaccomplished excuse for a man that I am.

[Simfam]

Dream girl?

 

I can't even get my dream guy!

 

 

*cries in Japanese*

[Reezus Christ]

I was corrupted at a young age to buy into two separately harming sets of ideals:

1.Catholicism/Christianity

2.Disney Happy Endings

 

So it goes without saying I'm a lonely maladjusted self-loathing guy in my mid-thirties who looks like something in-between Quasimodo and Clint Howard in dirty glassed while counterintuitively I still belive somewhere out-there there is an attractive intelligent woman whom has some sort of blind spot I would waltz into and she would fall head over heels in love with this grotesque substandard unaccomplished excuse for a man that I am.

It'll happen. You just have to go out of your way to make it so. I'm learning that the hard way right now.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Whatever happened with good old imagination? Outdated? Too lazy?

 

You know, sh!t can get real in your head. 

[Jock Cranley]

If you can't get your dream girl..

 

Find a new dream girl.

[zestalyn]

OP is legitimate advice. Not just about unrequited crushes, but anyone cool really. What is it about him/her that makes you feel attraction or admiration? Reflect those qualities in yourself (and beyond)

Think James Bond is cool? Be James frickin' Bond, nothing's stopping you. Wish you were Commander Shepard? Ask yourself "What would Shepard do?". Wish someone like Cullen or Cassandra would fall for you? Be like the Inquisitor lmao. These kind of far-out hypothetical questions sound silly, but in my experience they are the quirky mind tricks that help me work on becoming "dream me"    If you can be the "dream you", all of your other problems (especially romance) seem way less hopeless.

Is your dream boo hot and fit? Become athletic, pick up a physical hobby, eat well. Good-looking? Become well-groomed, take better personal care. Swag af? Dress better. Badass? Be a badass. Take up badass hobbies like dancing, motorcycling, rock climbing or whatever speaks to you. Attractive? Harness positive energy and confidence. Charismatic? Don't be a "people pleaser", socialize more, expand network, meet new people, practice social skills. Interesting and well-rounded? Step outside your comfort zone constantly. Intellectual? Read more news and books and articles.  Talented? Hone skills, pick up new ones, become passionate.

Ultimately expend less energy and focus on why you can't get your dream boo (cause you don't have time for that) and shift it towards self-improvement, self-discovery, personal goals. You will quickly find yourself much happier, more fulfilled, and will become the unique badass that other people become obsessed with and fall in love with, and without any intentional effort because at the end of the day you're just busy being your fabulous self.

[Seboist]

OP is legitimate advice. Not just about unrequited crushes, but anyone cool really. What is it about him/her that makes you feel attraction or admiration? Reflect those qualities in yourself (and beyond)

Think James Bond is cool? Be James frickin' Bond, nothing's stopping you. Wish you were Commander Shepard? Ask yourself "What would Shepard do?". Wish someone like Cullen would fall for you? Be like the Inquisitor lmao. These kind of far-out hypothetical questions sound silly, but in my experience they are the quirky mind tricks that help me work on becoming "dream me"    If you can be the "dream you", all of your other problems (especially romance) seem way less hopeless.

Is your dream boo hot and fit? Become athletic, pick up a physical hobby, eat well. Good-looking? Become well-groomed, take better personal care. Swag af? Dress better. Badass? Be a badass. Take up badass hobbies like dancing, motorcycling, rock climbing or whatever speaks to you. Attractive? Harness positive energy and confidence. Charismatic? Don't be a "people pleaser", socialize more, expand network, meet new people, practice social skills. Interesting and well-rounded? Step outside your comfort zone constantly. Intellectual? Read more news and books and articles.  Talented? Hone skills, pick up new ones, become passionate.

Ultimately expend less energy and focus on why you can't get your dream boo (cause you don't have time for that) and shift it towards self-improvement, self-discovery, personal goals. You will quickly find yourself much happier, more fulfilled, and will become the unique badass that other people become obsessed with and fall in love with, and without any intentional effort because at the end of the day you're just busy being your fabulous self.

 

Right, in order to get quality, one has to present quality.

[thE-Ro]

Heres how you do it gents

 

Walk up to your crush, be as confident as possible and tell her, in as commanding a tone as you can manage "hey girl, put these cuffs on and follow me." if she follows, your good, if not, move on. 

 

Pretty simple. If it works and you want the relationship to continue, you can offer to collar her. Now it should be made clear, if she accepts she is free to walk away whenever she wants, BUT while with you she WILL obey and do as she is told. 

 

Of course, not all women are submissive, most are, but some arent. So make sure you know your crush is a sub before you try this. 

[Reezus Christ]

Heres how you do it gents

 

Walk up to your crush, be as confident as possible and tell her, in as commanding a tone as you can manage "hey girl, put these cuffs on and follow me." if she follows, your good, if not, move on. 

 

Pretty simple. If it works and you want the relationship to continue, you can offer to collar her. Now it should be made clear, if she accepts she is free to walk away whenever she wants, BUT while with you she WILL obey and do as she is told. 

 

Of course, not all women are submissive, most are, but some arent. So make sure you know your crush is a sub before you try this. 

E-Ro the type of ninja to watch 50 Shades of Grey and say it deserves an Oscar

[thE-Ro]

E-Ro the type of ninja to watch 50 Shades of Grey and say it deserves an Oscar

hahaha, what can I say. Consensual bondage is fun. 

 

Would give tips for approaching domme's, but I have no idea how one would do that. Those ladies can be intimidating, but if thats what your into you gotta soldier through. I think EP should have some good advice on that, he apparently wants to be some radical feminists plaything. 

[Simfam]

This guy gets it

 

 

That doesn't look like a proper dish of calamares

 

[Dio Demon]

I ate calamari once.

 

Never again.