Hahaha, what is he supposed to do? Shrug his shoulders? Thats like me telling the Pope that McDonalds got my order wrong and asking for a refund. Pope's gonna hit me with the Papal Staff that happens to have an Apple of Eden in it
Twenty minutes ago you were going on and on about this important first step of having a real live Dev here. Maybe if you'd lay off the self importance for a second you'd realize that instead of trying to make her feel stupid, you should applaud her for making an effort instead of sitting around complaining which is all you've done for the last 840 of your ten billion posts.
Bryan may not be able to so anything, but he mightt point someone who can in this direction.
Also I only know about your ten billion posts because you've reminded us about them at least twice a day.