So elephants dream of screwing space aliens too? That's quite a thought.
As a straight man
#301
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 01:20
#302
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 01:45
all kinds of animals try to have sex with animals who aren't there species.
be warned, don't do research on male Otters..... ![]()
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#303
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 01:47
all kinds of animals try to have sex with animals who aren't there species.
be warned, don't do research on male Otters.....
AAAAAAAAH YA I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TONIGHT
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#304
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 01:47
So elephants dream of screwing space aliens too? That's quite a thought.
If you had a proboscis, wouldn't you?
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#305
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 01:58
AAAAAAAAH YA I KNOW WHAT IM DOING TONIGHT
You were warned.
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#306
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 02:09
Some things are just best left unknown.
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#307
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 03:01
all kinds of animals try to have sex with animals who aren't there species.
be warned, don't do research on male Otters.....
My dog humps her pet bed. She uses her front legs to keep the bed in place and away she goes.
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#308
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 03:33
If Cassandra had long black hair she would be perfect for me.
Her hairstyle is really the only thing I don't like about her
#309
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 03:38
If Cassandra had long black hair she would be perfect for me.
Her hairstyle is really the only thing I don't like about her
She doesn't strike me as the long hair type, maybe if it was in a super tight and slicked back school marm bun?
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#310
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 03:40
She doesn't strike me as the long hair type, maybe if it was in a super tight and slicked back school marm bun?
That would be nice as well
+1
#311
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 04:15
It's a ridiculous trope anyway. Dreaming about screwing space alien women because they might look like exotic hotties is a pulp fantasy. And why must we assume that space aliens want to impregnate human women? Granted the opposite side is xenophobia, but humans are the only species that dreams of screwing other mammals.
There are multiple documented cases of Dolphins behaving sexually toward other species. Including humans.
#312
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 04:25
If Cassandra had long black hair she would be perfect for me.
Her hairstyle is really the only thing I don't like about her
Thanks to a famous troll, many of us has seen what Cassandra looks like with long hair. She looks like a member of the band Skid Row. If I had the access to the pics, I would show you.
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#313
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 04:42
Thanks to a famous troll, many of us has seen what Cassandra looks like with long hair. She looks like a member of the band Skid Row. If I had the access to the pics, I would show you.
Nothing would complete the Cassandra romance experience quite like head banging and radical guitar riffs.
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#314
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 04:47
Nothing would complete the Cassandra romance experience quite like head banging and radical guitar riffs.
And violent circle pits
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#315
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:32
So elephants dream of screwing space aliens too?
Straight male elephants do...
be warned, don't do research on male Otters.....
Otter nonsense...
#316
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:40
Thanks to a famous troll, many of us has seen what Cassandra looks like with long hair. She looks like a member of the band Skid Row. If I had the access to the pics, I would show you.
This?

And Cass had long hair.

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#317
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:43
It's a ridiculous trope anyway. Dreaming about screwing space alien women because they might look like exotic hotties is a pulp fantasy. And why must we assume that space aliens want to impregnate human women? Granted the opposite side is xenophobia, but humans are the only species that dreams of screwing other mammals.
It's not ridiculous. Aliens are maid by humans. This is why "all" aliens are humanoids. Our mind simply can't imagine how really alien creature would look.
#318
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:52
If Cassandra had long black hair she would be perfect for me.
Her hairstyle is really the only thing I don't like about her
Her voice is the one thing I don't like about her.
It's like a voice best suited for yelling war cries and death threats - which is fine because it fits into her man-lady warrior gimmick, but it's just weird hearing it during normal conversations
#319
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:56
This?
And Cass had long hair.
Nope that isnt it, I've never seen that
#320
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 05:59
Her voice is the one thing I don't like about her.
It's like a voice best suited for yelling war cries and death threats
Don't forget:
[disgusted noise]
#321
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 06:00
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#322
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 06:04
Pretty artwork, but the mullet look just doesn't work for Cassandra. ![]()
#323
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 06:07
As a grizzly bear, I'm deeply offended by the lack of stout, hairy women to mate with.
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#324
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 06:08
As a grizzly bear, I'm deeply offended by the lack of stout, hairy women to mate with.
There's always Blackwall
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#325
Posté 02 septembre 2015 - 06:08
Careful.. That disgusted noise is a mating call for some.

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