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[LearnedHand]

First rule of Promotion Lords: you do not talk about Promotion Lords.

[ParthianShotX]

Promotion serf reporting for duty, m'lords!   Can I gather that gold for you? Smash that pot?

[Wessamba]

PromotionLords do not cry

[DrascatonisFade3K]

Promotionlords do not play the lottery. As it does not nearly have enough balls.

[Wessamba]

PromotionLords wound the NM dragon to kill more dragonlings

[ShadyJrock27]

The promotion lords let you play at level 1 but will kick if you are level 20.

Lol so true


I'll kick a 20 before a 1 any day

[Theghostof_timmy]

A PromotionLord was once bitten by a cobra. After 3 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

[kaileena_sands]

PromotionLords have beaten lag.

[dbrada7402]

When asked the question "should I open this treasure room?", a Promotion Lord will always respond "can you solo it?".

[Redalertixii]

Every night before the Demon Commander goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for a Promotion Lord.

[Rundagutz]

When surrounded by the entire zone, promotion lords break vases and collect gold.

[Wavebend]

When bored, Promotion lords create threads about themselves on BSN

[GreatBlueHeron]

Promotion lords skip all the doors.

[CrimsonN7]

Leliana and Cassandra are the left and right hand of the Divine. The promotion lords are the left and right balls.

 

And they are staunch supporters of Deez Nuts for the next President of America.

[ThatBruhYouDK]

Promotion lords skip all the doors.

NOT TRUE! PromotionLordDK LOVES GOLD!

[KalGerion_Beast]

When boared, Promtion lourds crea/te threads abut themsefves (and arcutecture) on BSN.

FTFY

[Hang3d Man]

The Promotion Lords have already solo'ed the Deep Roads map. Twice.

[JAMiAM]

The Promotion Lords have already solo'ed the Deep Roads map. Twice.

With level one characters, on heartbreaker, using Inquisition gear.

[ottffsse]

When surrounded by the entire zone, promotion lords break vases and collect gold.

lol I actually do that.

[Silversmurf]

I died.

[Dekibra]

I died.

 

are you the assassin's parakeet?!

[Silversmurf]

When surrounded by the entire zone, promotion lords break vases and collect gold.

 

Guilty as charged....

[Zorinho20_CRO]

PomotionLord can crossplay between platforms.

[DaryAlexV]

 Promotion lords are working as intended.^TM

[Piffle]

(Sung to the tune of Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast)

 

Promotion Lord:
Who does it [level 20 player] think it is?
That noob has tangled with the wrong Promotion Lord!

Promotion Leech:
Darn right.

Promotion Lord:
No one vote kicks a level 1 Promotion Lord on Nightmare!
Kicked! Rejected! 
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Promotion Leech:
More beer?

Promotion Lord:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Promotion Leech:
Who, you? Never! Promotion Lord, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Promotion Lord
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry noob here'd love to be you, Promotion Lord
Even when taking your lumps

There's no DAMP player as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite lord
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And they all hang on your every word

No one's slick as Promotion Lord
No one's quick as Promotion Lord
No one’s so precise with their skill clicks as Promotion Lord
For there's no noob in damp half as skillful

 

Perfect, a pure paragon!
 

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 

 

Promotion Leech and Chorus:
No one hoards like Promotion Lord
Climb leaderboards like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
No one's got a max'd stat Hakkon sword like Promotion Lord 

Promotion Lord:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Promotion Leech and Chorus:
My what a pro, that Promotion Lord!

 

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Promotion Leech:
Promotion Lord is the best
And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one fights like Promotion Lord
Dodges and kites like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
In a match nobody carries with might like Promotion Lord!

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as elite and OP

Promotion Lord:
As you see I've got e-peens to spare

Promotion Leech:
Not a bit of him's salty or scrubby

Promotion Lord:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus:
No one hits like Promotion Lord
Matches wits like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
In the Thunderdome nobody blitz like Promotion Lord

Promotion Lord:
I'm espcially good at trademarking my build!

Chorus:
Ten points for Promotion Lord!