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[Silversmurf]

Chorus:

Ten points for Promotion Lord!

 

A real Heartbreaker 

[CrimsonN7]

(Sung to the tune of Gaston from Disney's Beauty and the Beast)

 

Promotion Lord:
Who does it [level 20 player] think it is?
That noob has tangled with the wrong Promotion Lord!

Promotion Leech:
Darn right.

Promotion Lord:
No one vote kicks a level 1 Promotion Lord on Nightmare!
Kicked! Rejected! 
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

Promotion Leech:
More beer?

Promotion Lord:
What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Promotion Leech:
Who, you? Never! Promotion Lord, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Promotion Lord
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry noob here'd love to be you, Promotion Lord
Even when taking your lumps

There's no DAMP player as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite lord
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And they all hang on your every word

No one's slick as Promotion Lord
No one's quick as Promotion Lord
No one’s so precise with their skill clicks as Promotion Lord
For there's no noob in damp half as skillful

 

Perfect, a pure paragon!
 

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 

 

Promotion Leech and Chorus:
No one hoards like Promotion Lord
Climb leaderboards like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
No one's got a max'd stat Hakkon sword like Promotion Lord 

Promotion Lord:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Promotion Leech and Chorus:
My what a pro, that Promotion Lord!

 

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Promotion Leech:
Promotion Lord is the best
And the rest is all drips

Chorus:
No one fights like Promotion Lord
Dodges and kites like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
In a match nobody carries with might like Promotion Lord!

Bimbettes:
For there's no one as elite and OP

Promotion Lord:
As you see I've got e-peens to spare

Promotion Leech:
Not a bit of him's salty or scrubby

Promotion Lord:
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus:
No one hits like Promotion Lord
Matches wits like Promotion Lord

Promotion Leech:
In the Thunderdome nobody blitz like Promotion Lord

Promotion Lord:
I'm espcially good at trademarking my build!

Chorus:
Ten points for Promotion Lord!

 

[Dekibra]

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Chorus:
Ten points for Promotion Lord! Gryffindor (or Slytherin)

[Micabo]

Promotion Lords are 

[Ghost Of N7_SP3CTR3]

Do the dragons even show up for the battle with the Promotion Lords any more?I heard they just avoid those guys now.

[Archaeologist]

Do the dragons even show up for the battle with the Promotion Lords any more?I heard they just avoid those guys now.

 

Silly mortal, you dont summon a dragon as a Promotion Lord, you summon another Promotion Lord and have the dragon assist you for kicks. 

[mfr001]

The correct quotation is:

 

"Old Promotion Lords never die, they only Fade away."

[Nynaeve1981]

The promotion lords let you play at level 1 but will kick if you are level 20.  

Lmao! We have a code.

[orange_apples]

Promotion Lords kicked me from my own game of minesweeper.