Cause they are lizards...They have lizard's biology....would you bed a lizard?
This is BSN, nothing should surprise you anymore.
Cause they are lizards...They have lizard's biology....would you bed a lizard?
This is BSN, nothing should surprise you anymore.
Clearly the OP has not seen what Salarian tongues are truly capable of
Now are we just talking about male salarians because that is sexist against straight men/gay/bi women. What about some sexy salarian females:
lol Hell yes. I'd be all for it. It would actually make for a pretty cool character background too: The Salarian females might all be in control on Sur'Kesh, but how much freedom would that allow them? She could be a companion that escaped her old life, sick of being forced into a role she wants no part of. I LIKE IT.
Not sure how 'sexy' they'd be though, I think they pretty much look just like the males. At least, that's how they've been portrayed so far. Then again, Bioware's not exactly consistent when it comes to the portrayal female aliens...female Turians were so supposed to have frills, right? I don't know what happened to that...
A Salarian and I tried having sex once. She died. Elcor are always a high risk partner, because when we roll over and fall asleep, well... you know... sometimes there are casualties.
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I want to apologise OP. It seems I inadvertently caused another forum goer to get angry that I posted a pic of a curvy salarian that was stealing the "ridiculously proportioned" spotlight from quarians. Thus, the imitation thread. So to show I fully support a platonic romance for salarians:
Clearly the OP has not seen what Salarian tongues are truly capable of
they used to eat flies............
I want to apologise OP. It seems I inadvertently caused another forum goer to get angry that I posted a pic of a curvy salarian that was stealing the "ridiculously proportioned" spotlight from quarians. Thus, the imitation thread. So to show I fully support a platonic romance for salarians:
Judging by your hilarious projection and seeming need to broadcast it everywhere, the only mad one here is you buddy.
It's k. I'm sure you're not the only one who wants to bone Ed Bighead.
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Judging by your hilarious projection and seeming need to broadcast it everywhere, the only mad one here is you buddy.
It's k. I'm sure you're not the only one who wants to bone Ed Bighead.
Please do not derail this thread. You can stop stalking my profile, my posts, and harassing me now.
I want to apologise OP. It seems I inadvertently caused another forum goer to get angry that I posted a pic of a curvy salarian that was stealing the "ridiculously proportioned" spotlight from quarians. Thus, the imitation thread. So to show I fully support a platonic romance for salarians:
Can't believe I actually forgot about that example, its one of the only back ground conversations I bother to stop and listen too for most of my playthroughs. Always took it as a friends thing, though it certainly could be a platonic love relationship. And now I'm hoping for interesting NPC conversations we can over hear on the ship in ME:A.
Please do not derail this thread. You can stop stalking my profile, my posts, and harassing me now.
Wat?
You do realize that you (and everyone else) can see all the people who have visited your profile should they wish to confirm the veracity of your accusation, right?
So who is mad, again?
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Can't believe I actually forgot about that example, its one of the only back ground conversations I bother to stop and listen too for most of my playthroughs. Always took it as a friends thing, though it certainly could be a platonic love relationship. And now I'm hoping for interesting NPC conversations we can over hear on the ship in ME:A.
They were also on the citadel in ME1 having a cute little after-work lunch by the lake, sharing a mutual distaste for the keeper's rearrangement of their furnishings. When he says, "you loved that car", I get the feeling she "loved" him more.
They were also on the citadel in ME1 having a cute little after-work lunch by the lake, sharing a mutual distaste for the keeper's rearrangement of their furnishings. When he says, "you loved that car", I get the feeling she "loved" him more.
Never put it together that, that was them from ME1. I am bad at paying attention ![]()
I do recall that line but maybe its because of how I am with my own friends, selling a car to get my pal some armor to help ensure they're safety is a thing I would do for a friend, but I'm a bit of a sap anyway I suppose. That is a cute angle to look at it though I'll have to try looking at it like that next time I play.
You can stop stalking my profile, my posts, and harassing me now.
I think someone needs to explain the definitions of "stalking" and "harassment" to you.
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I think someone needs to explain the definitions of "stalking" and "harassment" to you.
Right? And since when did posting a joke salarian pic indicate someone had a "fetish". I'm just responding hyperbolically like that poster was to my post. But she was keen on following my posts throughout this thread. She even created a mock thread because of some silly pics, which I edited so I won't get banned (as you now off-topic is down and the mods can concentrate on here better). I think this thread has a good premise though.

And since when did posting a joke salarian pic indicate someone had a "fetish". I'm just responding hyperbolically like that poster was to my post.
The problem is that you didn't respond hyperbolically, you escalated to accusations of stalking and harassment. In a forum with tens of thousands of members, the odds that some will take you seriously are high enough, and the accusations serious enough, that you could cause serious headaches for somebody, whether QMR, yourself, or the mod who has to sort through this mess if someone reports it.
That seems like an escalation that is out of proportion, no? Overreacting to a disagreement online need be no more than a momentary and minor embarrassment. There was no need to make uncalled-for public accusations because of it.
Edit: This post is about making false accusations. I realize that it could be misinterpreted as being someone wagging their finger and saying, "Don't joke about stalking/harassment." I just want to make it clear that a joke about stalking/harassment doesn't bother me.
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The problem is that you didn't respond hyperbolically, you escalated to accusations of stalking and harassment. In a forum with tens of thousands of members, the odds that some will take you seriously are high enough, and the accusations serious enough, that you could cause serious headaches for somebody, whether QMR, yourself, or the mod who has to sort through this mess if someone reports it.
That seems like an escalation that is out of proportion, no? Overreacting to a disagreement online need be no more than a momentary and minor embarrassment. There was no need to make uncalled-for public accusations because of it.
Edit: This post is about making false accusations. I realize that it could be misinterpreted as being someone wagging their finger and saying, "Don't joke about stalking/harassment." I just want to make it clear that a joke about stalking/harassment doesn't bother me.
Good thing it won't escalate then since my interest is the topic in this thread, not going back and forth with someone who is intent on attacking my character for a "ridiculously proportioned" pic of a female salarian I posted as a little joke. Or poking fun at the OP (or confusing the OP with me) by creating a mock thread to ridicule the OP and content in this thread.
they used to eat flies............
your people used to throw poop at each other..........
Well, I always thought those "head flaps" on Salarians looked like handle bars, so........dirty thoughts.
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And that is also a nice color scheme, really like the more earthy colors and bits of red on the head. Then again as I said before I dig the colors on most of the Salarians I see. Though I would like to see some more who sport colors similar to Mordin.
from behind i would almost believe she was a quarian
from behind i would almost believe she was a quarian
She puts the ass in Dalatrass
I want to apologise OP. It seems I inadvertently caused another forum goer to get angry that I posted a pic of a curvy salarian that was stealing the "ridiculously proportioned" spotlight from quarians. Thus, the imitation thread. So to show I fully support a platonic romance for salarians:
Spoiler
Good thing it won't escalate then since my interest is the topic in this thread, not going back and forth with someone who is intent on attacking my character for a "ridiculously proportioned" pic of a female salarian I posted as a little joke. Or poking fun at the OP (or confusing the OP with me) by creating a mock thread to ridicule the OP and content in this thread.
I'm being mocked and ridiculed by imitation threads? THE PLOT THICKENS. Ah well, it was bound to happen. No apologies necessary, I'm quite accustomed to being made fun of at this point
I actually find it rather amusing.
She puts the ass in Dalatrass

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