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[Quarian Master Race]

This forum seems to want to fornicate with literally everything, so I figure there are probably some takers for this idea. Perhaps she could be transgender as well, killing two birds with one stone so to speak.
thoughts?

[Han Shot First]

[BabyPuncher]

Goddamnit, I was about to say only if it's transgender, but you beat me to the punch.

[CrimsonN7]

Death by snu snu!

[Lady Artifice]

Just once I'd like to see a parody thread that didn't fundamentally alter or ignore the premise of the thread being parodied.

[Quarian Master Race]

Just once I'd like to see a parody thread that didn't fundamentally alter or ignore the premise of the thread being parodied.

I got the premise just fine. It was an appeal to the flavor of the month extreme minority sexuality group (asexuals in this case), but the OP subsequently went on to post weird Kawaii and ridiculously proportioned female salarians.

My request is no less ridiculous and I demand to be taken seriously. In fact, I think that the social dominance aspect of yahg relations could make for an interesting look into BDSM relationships. Who wouldn't want to be led around their ship on a leash or publicly flogged in the CIC by their transgender yahg sadist partner?

[Angry_Elcor]

Don't be ridiculous. It is the male yahg that wears the dress. Stop applying your hetero-normative Quarian viewpoint to large four-legged creatures. It's bio-cultural appropriation (or some such.)

 

I have no idea what we're talking about.

[Broganisity]

I'm here just to abandon thread.

[CrimsonN7]

Don't be ridiculous. It is the male yahg that wears the dress. Stop applying your hetero-normative Quarian viewpoint to large four-legged creatures. It's bio-cultural appropriation (or some such.)

 

I have no idea what we're talking about.

 

I'm sure whatever it is I'm offended, somehow.

[TheTechnoTurian]

so long as the yahg is portrayed as a genderfluid demiromantic gray asexual i am ok with this 

[Chardonney]

I'm here just to abandon thread.

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I'll join you.

 

[Quarian Master Race]

Wait... so you got upset   , enough to start this thread, because I (not the OP BTW) posted joke pics of a kawaii & a curvy salarian female, and this is coming from someone representing another "ridiculously proportioned" and human faced supermodel species. Maybe those salarian females need wider hips to accommodate the numerous large eggs they lay...hmm. Have any complaints about metal boobed and ridiculously proportioned avian, raptor turian females bioware created?

Who said anything about being upset? Maybe were I to go into the threads of others to make silly rants about random nonsense, including the making of racist, personal attacks on their species and that of others (such as TTT) who have politely chosen to give their input, I might be labeled that, but this thread has been entirely civil up to this point. 

Take your salientian fetishes elsewhere and quit trying to derail my thread with off topic nonsense. This thread is to discuss the possiblility of yahg romance, preferably transgenderfluidemiromantic BDSM asexual yahg romance. I am frankly offended by your cisspecies prejudices.

[Killdren88]

Still waiting for my attack helicopter romance, Bioware. I identify as an Attack helicopter and I refuse to be ignored!

[CrimsonN7]

I need to refer to my tumblr handbook, I'm learning stuff today.

 

[Lady Artifice]

I got the premise just fine. It was an appeal to the flavor of the month extreme minority sexuality group (asexuals in this case), but the OP subsequently went on to post weird Kawaii and ridiculously proportioned female salarians.
My request is no less ridiculous and I demand to be taken seriously. In fact, I think that the social dominance aspect of yahg relations could make for an interesting look into BDSM relationships. Who wouldn't want to be led around their ship on a leash or publicly flogged in the CIC by their transgender yahg sadist partner?

I've no doubt that you got it. I was in no way questioning your skills of comprehension, just your concern with accuracy. You know perfectly well that asexuality has been a thing with Salarians way before it developed into the online minority group it is now. You still picked the word "fornicate."

[SlottsMachine]

I'm here just to abandon thread.

 

That gif needs to be saved I say.

[Panda]

Parody threats are supposed to be funny.. this is more mocking thread I see than parody.

[Based Prothean]

Should we call her Caitlyn?

[Halfdan The Menace]

It might took a lot of balls to romance a female Yahg, assuming they did not pop them like bubble wrap but totally worth it. Better than quarians and the squishy asari.

[Quarian Master Race]

I've no doubt that you got it. I was in no way questioning your skills of comprehension, just your concern with accuracy. You know perfectly well that asexuality has been a thing with Salarians way before it developed into the online minority group it is now. You still picked the word "fornicate."

"Romance" and sex (in this case represented by the humourous term fornication, which would not be correct assuming a legal union between the salarian and protaganist) are mutually exclusive concepts. By asking for a salarian "romance" you are asking for a sexual relationship with a salarian, even if you don't understand what the colloquialism romance is intended to mean. A non sexual relationship between two asexuals is no different from any other non sexual platonic love, so there's not really much need to categorize it differently.

Moreover, if you assume my thread to be an attempt at humour, then I would have to ask do you hold all comedy to such stringent standards of accuracy at the expense of the humour itself?

 

It might took a lot of balls to romance a female Yahg, assuming they did not pop them like bubble wrap but totally worth it. Better than quarians and the squishy asari.

I dunno, did you see force in that pounce? Quarians like to play rough.

[BioWareMod02]

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