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[Mgamerz]

nightslasher

sorry turiathar

[PatrickBateman]

CS or TheBunz, maybe Sinful.

[Teh_Ocelot]

Since I'd be a Drell, I'd have to say Deerber

[Learn To Love Yourself]

If I were to choose a guy, I'd go with Cassandra Saturn, too.  If I were to choose another guy, probably Deerber.  The way he gently grasps the mouse with his dexterous, dominant hand, as he tickles the left mouse to fire off bursts of rounds, one after another, sometimes stopping to tease and reload his big gun.  His left hand, though so subtly so, caresses each key with tenderness and caring, controlling every twist, turn, contorted position, and movement like he is a master puppeteer.  He then mashes the spacebar, repeatedly and with increasing firmness, for every action in the game, burning with fiery passion, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, until he's done taking cover, pressed firmly against each thick, hard wall and piece of cover and can finally sprint to the finish. All along, no matter how many times I go down on him, he brings me back up, makes me feel special.   He'll guide me to extract at the pinnacle of excitement, thoroughly thrashing both his targets and my body in the process.

 

Then he throws some sticky credits in my face and tells me to buy a Spectre Pack and treat myself.  

 

What a guy.

[AW_FC_1986]

How long can be the list of these people? There are quite a lot.

[Alfonsedode]

Marksmad or cassandra venus maybe

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

I am only aware of one BSNer who plays the Shadow the way I do.

 

 

 

 

Something something something playing with yourself = masturbation joke...

[TheN7Penguin]

With my Quarian? Quarian Master Race of course.

[ClydeInTheShell]

The guy from the other thread who did the flawless Volus solo. 

 

My Vanilladept won't even get shield gated on his watch. 

[Kenny Bania]

Easily Hoochie with the AA.

[Marksmad is waving goodbye]

Marksmad or cassandra venus maybe

Reported.

[Salarian Master Race]

TheNightSlasher for playing with my Valiant

 

QMR for playing with my everything else

[Smehur]

ex-Clusum 

[Deerber]

If I were to choose a guy, I'd go with Cassandra Saturn, too.  If I were to choose another guy, probably Deerber.  The way he gently grasps the mouse with his dexterous, dominant hand, as he tickles the left mouse to fire off bursts of rounds, one after another, sometimes stopping to tease and reload his big gun.  His left hand, though so subtly so, caresses each key with tenderness and caring, controlling every twist, turn, contorted position, and movement like he is a master puppeteer.  He then mashes the spacebar, repeatedly and with increasing firmness, for every action in the game, burning with fiery passion, over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, until he's done taking cover, pressed firmly against each thick, hard wall and piece of cover and can finally sprint to the finish. All along, no matter how many times I go down on him, he brings me back up, makes me feel special.   He'll guide me to extract at the pinnacle of excitement, thoroughly thrashing both his targets and my body in the process.

 

Then he throws some sticky credits in my face and tells me to buy a Spectre Pack and treat myself.  

 

What a guy.

 

I... Think... I had something to say. An answer to the OP, a thought, something...

 

But then I read this.

 

I don't even...

[SilentStep79]

I'm not falling for this...

[Learn To Love Yourself]

 

 

I don't even...

But you do even.  You even do even very well...

 

 

PS.  I'm walking like I've been riding horses all day.  GG yes RE

[._.]

dandcd so i never have to die. only1biggs so i can just leave the mission.

[Catastrophy]

Nobody touches my Justicar!

[Quarian Master Race]

None of you, since you pervs would probably make me exhaustively dodge back and forth oogling the jiggly all game.

I probably would too but that's beside the point.


 

[Catastrophy]

None of you, since you pervs would probably make me exhaustively dodge back and forth oogling the jiggly all game.

I probably would too but that's beside the point.


 

You need not worry. I have my very own private jiggly bumbum dancer Quarian.

[Best VolusSupport NA]

Nobody at least with my GI can play it the way I can.

[Mordokai]

I'd love to see TechnoTurian getting her hands on my Valkyrie.

 

Other than that... I guess that suit rat that has delusions about his race is also a pretty decent player

 

And Grunt He's good when it comes to handling asari.

[BurningBlood]

nightslasher

sorry turiathar

 

No worries, I'd go with Nightslasher too.  Although your fancypants console commands would be a comfy safety net.

[TheTechnoTurian]

if I became a fat turian I would be way too busy playing with myself to let others have a turn